It was Cass’s account. And things were, yes, more or less “on track.” Normally, she’d have been up to speed, but because of yesterday’s Senate vote on raising the Social Security payroll tax, she’d been up until dawn, blogging away on CASSANDRA.
“When do we hear back from the Pleasure World people?” Terry said. Cass shot him a look that said, You know that I have absolutely no idea, so why are you asking me in front of the entire staff?
Pleasure World was the country’s largest chain of adult (which is to say sex) accessories outlets and thus the single largest purchaser of mink used not for coats, hats, or wraps. Terry’s notion was to get Pleasure World to join in a common-cause, pro-mink public service announcement.
Cass improvised. “They’re kind of busy right now getting ready for their annual trade show. It’s called ‘Expo-sure 2011.’ In Las Vegas, where else. Don’t worry. I’m efforting it.”
“Keep up the good efforting,” Terry said.
Several of the younger male staffers unselfishly volunteered to attend Expo-sure 2011.
The meeting broke up. After the others had left, Terry said, “You were certainly at the top of your game this morning. Next time we’ll videoconference you in from your bed.”
Cass sighed. “I’m on the minks, okay?”
“No big deal. I was just under the impression that since you’re a senior partner in the firm, you might be involved-even interested-in the profit-making aspect.”
“I was up late. The Senate vote on Social Security. I had a zillion e-mails and postings. I think we’re reaching a critical point here. I’m feeling a lot of anger out there.”
“Happy to be part of your infrastructure,” Terry sniffed.
“Why are you so bent out of shape? I’m the one who’s being asked to pay for your retirement. The Senate voted yesterday to raise my payroll taxes thirty percent. And because they didn’t want to offend the Wrinklies lobby-God forbid Boomers should have to pay their fair share-they only raised it on everyone under thirty-five years of age. So you can retire at sixty-two.”
“Fuck the minks. Vicious little bastards. Look, I was just yanking your chain back there. I know you’ve been working hard. You’ve been working too hard. Come on. I want you to go home right now, throw a few things in a bag, and go to that resort in the Bahamas. It’s an order.”
“Can’t. Too much going on. I’m calling for demonstrations.”
“What do you mean?”
“Demonstrations. Come on, gramps, you remember the sixties. A protest. The time has come. Yesterday’s vote in the Senate proved that. I’m calling for an economic Bastille Day.”
A look of incomprehension and alarm played across Terry’s face, like that of a ship captain upon being informed that a giant squid had just engaged in battle with the propeller-and was winning.
“Cass,” he said calmly, “let me explain. This is a public relations firm. We’re in the business of…we apply fig leaves. We spread calm where there is uncalm. If there is noise, we apply silence. We make things better. At the very least, we seek to make things seem better. See where I’m taking this? Do you think that our clients come to us for help because on the side we urge people to-rise up against the United States government? Let me answer that. No. That is not what we do at Tucker Strategic Communications.”
“CASSANDRA has nothing to do with TSC.”
Terry said, “You’ve been reading Ann Rand again. I can tell.”
“Ayn Rand. And what’s wrong with that?”
“Nothing. Except every time I see one of that nutty broad’s books open on your desk, you start acting like some fruitcake messiah.”
“Who was it who told me, a long time ago, ‘Anger is the best motivator’? Wasn’t it your generation that started the whole youth movement thing? Come on, Terry. Forgotten what it’s like to be young and angry?”
Terry shrugged. “I’m middle-aged and angry. With good Scotch, I can deal with the anger.”
“So we’ve gone from ‘Don’t trust anyone over thirty’ to ‘Don’t drink any Scotch under thirty’? Is this what’s become of your revolution?”
“The anthems from my revolution are now background music in TV commercials for cholesterol pills, onboard navigation systems for gas-guzzling SUVs, and hedge funds. Everyone sells out. Boomers just figured out how to make it an industry.”
“Well, there’s something to make you feel good in the autumn of your life. In your gated community golf courses. While my generation, in the spring of our lives, are forking over half our paychecks to pay for your meds and martinis.”
“I don’t even play golf. All right. Fine. You save the world. I’ll deal with the fucking minks.”
Terry stormed off. He pushed an Aeron chair out of his way; it slid across the conference room and slammed fecklessly into the credenza where he kept his “Spinnies,” the Oscar statuettes given by the American Academy of Public Relations.
Cass thought, Uh-oh. Dad’s mad. But there was work to do.
It was at 4:02 a.m. the following morning that the idea came to her.
She’d had little sleep, a lot of NoDoz, and way too many Red Bulls. In a calmer, sunlit hour of the day, she might not have written what she did. But the day had been a trying one. A few hours after her head butting with Terry, she read on the Internet that her father, now hugely wealthy from yet another California high-tech start-up, had just donated $10 million to Yale University.
She was no longer on speaking terms with him, and she didn’t want to upset her mother, who was not all that well. She called her brother, who was in some sort of touch with their father. His report did not improve Cass’s mood. Lisa, the current Mrs. Frank Cohane, had a son by a previous marriage. He was now seventeen and applying, as it happened, to Yale. As her brother relayed all this, Cass remembered her father telling her years ago, “I’ll buy Yale University a whole new football stadium!”
Cass hung up the phone in a daze. No doubt this unhappy episode contributed to the 4:02 a.m. posting on CASSANDRA calling for “actions against gated communities known to harbor early-retiring Boomers.”
“Turn on CNN,” Terry said when she arrived at work just before noon, tired, but a good tired.
“Why? What’s up?”
“Oh, nothing. Riots on golf courses in Florida. You know, the usual youth movement thing.”
Suddenly awake, Cass went to her office, flicked on the TV, and watched. She slumped in her chair. There’s a difference between typing on a computer all alone at four in the morning with your veins pulsing with amphetamine courage, calling for insurrection, and watching the results on TV at noon in your office on K Street. Terry buzzed her on the intercom.
“Turn on Fox News. You just missed a great helicopter shot of some kid chucking a Molotov cocktail at a police riot vehicle. They just turned the water cannon on him. He’s down.…?Oooo. Ouch. That boy’s not throwing anything more anytime soon. Those Florida troopers, they do not mess around. By the way, you’ll be pleased to hear that the governor is considering calling in the National Guard- Excuse me. That’s my phone. It’s probably our most lucrative client, calling to cancel their account. Call you right back.”
Cass watched numbly. She saw the words “Boomsday Rage” appear at the bottom of the CNN screen; felt a rumbling in her tummy. The phones began to ring. They didn’t stop.
She was on the phone with a producer for one of the networks when her secretary buzzed to say that “two men from the FBI are here to see you.” Terry, already alert, buzzed her and told her under no circumstances to say anything until his lawyer arrived.
As she gathered her thoughts, Cass reflected that there was probably no better place than here to face the storm. As Terry liked (privately) to say, “Disasters R Us.”