Terry had spent more time wading through swampy bottomland than standing tall on the moral high ground. He made a despairing grunt.

“Sorry,” she said.

“Would you stop saying that?” Terry said. He looked completely helpless.

She smiled at him. “Smuggle me in some Scotch? The stuff they serve in here can’t be even thirty days old.”

Chapter 10

It had been a few months since Terry had spoken with Senator Randolph K. Jepperson of the great state of Massachusetts.

Randy had been disappointed in his first attempt to win a Senate seat, the year after the incident in Bosnia. Terry’s herculean efforts to make him into an icon of American heroism had largely succeeded, and going into the final weeks of the campaign, Randy held a small lead in the polls.

Cass, working for Terry on other client accounts, had declined all press queries pertaining to the Bosnian misadventure. But the pilot of the army Blackhawk helicopter that had plucked them from the minefield did offer a comment when a reporter finally tracked him down. He had retired from the army and was thus no longer restrained by military discipline and discretion. “I never did understand,” he said, “what that gold-plated imbecile was doing driving a vehicle in the middle of a f-- minefield.”

“Gold-plated imbecile” is not a term one wants applied to oneself in the final days of a fiercely contested political race, especially coming from the lips of a decorated former U.S. military officer. His opponent plastered it on every bumper sticker, website, TV commercial, and leaflet. Randy lost by seven thousand votes.

People around Randolph K. Jepperson remarked on the change that came over him. He went into what is usually called “seclusion,” with no movie-star girlfriend or ex-rocker’s wife. When he emerged, he had a look in his eyes that one staffer called “kinda spooky.”

On his first day back in Congress, he fired everyone in his office, including Lillian, who for once was correct in not finding any humor in the situation. He replaced his loyal staff with the equivalent of Capitol Hill mercenaries. He lured away seasoned pros from other congressional offices, paying above-standard salaries. He hired expensive lobbyists and operatives from K Street; trade association sharks and hired guns; legislative dogs of war. By the time the restaffing was complete, his House colleagues were referring to his office as “the Death Star.”

When Randy called Terry several weeks after his defeat, Terry assumed it was to fire him, too. But instead he told him, in a voice that Terry also thought kinda spooky, “Next time, we win. Whatever. It. Takes.”

A year later, Randy’s mother, last empress of the Jepperson dynasty, passed away after choking to death on a hairball from one of her eight Pomeranians. The butler was either unskilled at the Heimlich maneuver or-some said-had let nature take its course.

The governor issued a proclamation. The funeral was a state occasion. Throughout the service, Randy stared at the casket with what some found an inappropriate look.

“Did you see his expression,” said Mrs. Gardner Peabody Cabot at the reception afterward, “while he was tossing in the first spadeful of earth?”

“And the way he kept on shoveling,” said Mrs. Templeton Lowell Scrodworthy.

It was just as well no one knew that Terry Tucker had had to talk Randy into attending.

“Put it this way,” he told his client. “How many questions do you want, next time you run, about why you didn’t attend your own mother’s funeral? What are we going to say? That you couldn’t miss the vote on extending the debt ceiling?”

Four years later, Randy ran again for the Senate, this time against the venerable senator Bascombe Smithers. “BS,” as he was called, was an affable if somewhat pointless senior statesman then serving his sixth term in the Senate and happy to serve a seventh “if the good people of this great commonwealth still want me.” He had never said an ill word of anyone (or gotten much accomplished by way of legislation) and was generally beloved by his colleagues for being one of the last of his breed to put aside partisan politics at six sharp every evening and pour the bourbon freely while reminiscing about the days when, as majority leader, Lyndon Johnson would pinch the behinds of the Senate elevator operators. In today’s hyperpartisan atmosphere, such bonding protocols have gone by the wayside, along with pinching the behinds of comely female elevator operators. The bottoms of Senate pages are still available.

Randy painted a target on Bascombe Smithers’s chest, turned to his campaign operatives, and said, “Commence firing. Fire at will.”

Randy’s people painted BS as a feckless drunk, tool of special interests, groper of underage women, comforter of terrorists, vile slaughterer of helpless animals (he went on the occasional pheasant hunt), and receiver of stolen property (someone on his staff had bought on eBay a vintage baseball card whose ownership was contested); in the narrative of Randy’s campaign, good old Senator BS deserved not only to lose for these odious crimes against humanity, but also to be dragged from the Capitol building and strung up from the tallest tree, his body left as carrion for crows.

Randy won by two thousand votes, having spent over $46 million of his dear departed mother’s inheritance. (It worked out to $79 per vote.) His acceptance speech on the night of his election put one pundit in mind of “Mussolini addressing a crowd from a balcony on Beacon Hill.”

“I take it,” Senator Randy said before Terry had sat down, “that this concerns our mutual friend. She looked a bit peaked on the television, but then I suppose the prospect of prison will do that to a person. Build yourself a drink from the bar. So, just how may I render assistance?”

“You’re on the Judiciary Committee,” Terry said, leaving the rest for the senator to fill in. So-call the fucking Attorney General.

“Ah. You want me to…intervene?” He said the word as if holding it with tongs.

“Yes, Randy.”

Randy sat back, lifted his artificial leg, and rested it on a leather ottoman kept for that very purpose.

“It’s not as though I don’t have some history with the lady. I did try to do the decent thing back then.”

“After driving her into a minefield?”

The kinda spooky look came into Randy’s eyes. “I paid a price for that myself.”

“Yeah. And now you’re in the Senate and she’s in jail, looking at life without parole.”

“Which I regret, but I hardly put her there.”

“But you can get her out.”

“Even if I wanted to, I couldn’t. Look here, old bean, I’m on thin ice as it is. I’m the most detested member of the United States Senate, according to Washingtonian magazine. They put it on the cover: THE MOST HATED MAN ON CAPITOL HILL. You know what I say to that? Oderint dum metuant.”

“You’re going to have to translate that for me. I didn’t go to Gratin.”

“It’s Groton. Means ‘Let them hate, so long as they fear.’ Cato. Quite one of my favorite sayings. Do you know where I first saw it? On a needlepoint pillow. In my mother’s parlor.”

“Fascinating. You’re missing the big picture.”

“Moi?”

“This kid’s your ticket to the top.”

Randy leaned back in his chair. “And just how do you figure that?”

“Take a look.” Terry took out his laptop. He and Randy pored through charts of polling data. “Look at those figures for the eighteen to thirty age group,” Terry said. “I’ve never seen them this solid. Sixty-five to eighty percent. This is going to be the hot-button issue in the next presidential race. Assuming this yo-yo in the White House doesn’t get us into another war.” The United States was currently engaged in six wars. The military was stretched to such a point that it was now safe for countries to invite the United States to attack them. The latest humiliation was Bolivia ’s unilateral declaration of war.