“The People for the Ethical Treatment of Crustaceans used to demonstrate outside the restaurant. I know the owner. He hired me to deal with it.”

“What did you do?”

“Buttered them up. Literally. Announced we were feeding the leftovers to the homeless. You get a lot of leftovers from a four-pound lobster. The Post did a story on it. Headline was HOMELESS BUT STUFFED. With a photo. We set up a table and everything outside in the back.” Terry smiled. “The lobster huggers didn’t know what hit ’em. Fucking idiots.”

“That’s awful,” Cass said.

“Who gets up in the morning thinking, What can I do to help the lobsters? Get a life.” Terry shrugged. “You do what you have to. This town is an asshole-rich environment. The crab cakes are good if you don’t want the lobster.”

Cass ordered a salad. Terry tucked into a sirloin with zest befitting the restaurant’s name.

“So here’s the deal with me,” he said without any prompting, and launched into an admirably condensed story of his life. When he finished, he said, “So what’s your deal? Hero Boy told me your dad bailed on the Yale tuition. What a prick.”

Cass put down her fork. “Excuse me. But what right do you have to call my father a prick?”

“You’re right. I apologize. Let me rephrase it. What a truly wonderful human being your father is for taking your college money-and the mortgage on the family house-and putting it into his failing business. Give that man a Father of the Year award.”

Cass shrugged. “I suppose he is a prick.”

“Does he still have the Cessna?”

“I see Randy told you everything. I don’t know. He’s in California becoming someone else.”

“He’ll fit right in. You can be anyone you want to there, as long as you don’t mind being stuck in traffic. Listen, when this campaign gets going-once it really starts, if he gets the party nomination-you know the media’s going to come after you.”

“For what?”

“You got into Yale. Do you need me to spell it out for you?”

“This is totally unfair.”

“I’m not saying it was your fault. He told me what happened. He’s a lot of things, but he’s not a complete asshole. He said it was all his fault. He said, ‘I feel guilty.’ I said, ‘You should. You totally fucked up this poor kid’s life.’”

“I’m not a ‘poor kid,’” Cass said.

“All right. He fucked up a wonderful young woman’s life. I told him, ‘Way to go. We certainly need more people like you in the Senate. People with judgment.’ What is it with Massachusetts politicians, anyway? They don’t do so good with women in cars.”

“Do you talk to all your clients like that?”

Terry smiled. “Not the corporate ones. Only the personally rich ones. They can handle it. They’re so used to having their asses kissed, it’s almost refreshing when someone tells them the truth. But enough about me. You look like a nice kid. Woman. Whatever. I don’t want you to get hurt.”

“Is the point of this expensive lunch to get rid of me?” Cass asked.

“No,” Terry said. “This was my idea. He didn’t put me up to anything.”

“I don’t understand.”

“I want you to come work for me.”

“In PR?”

“Public relations is beneath you?”

“I didn’t mean it that way.”

“Yeah, you did. For starters, we don’t call it PR here. ‘Strategic communications.’ But before you tell me to go fuck off, let me tell you how it’s going to play out. The moment our hero nails the nomination and becomes a serious player-and I think he will-some media dickhead is going to do a story about how you’re on his payroll. Never mind that nothing happened over there between you two-other than you both got blown up. He’s got a rep as a skirt chaser, and you’re a looker. I can even tell you what the line will be: ‘Chappaquiddick Two-this time on dry land, and the chick lived to go on the payroll.’”

“That’s ridiculous! And it’s not true!”

“It’s a ridiculous town.” Terry shrugged. “How long do you really think you’d last once you become the story? Maybe he’s basically a nice guy now. Think he’d risk his entire campaign on you? He doesn’t feel that guilty. No politician does. They’re born with Original Spin. And then what? You’re on your butt on the street. You think everyone in town is going to be lining up to hire you?”

Cass stared glumly at her food.

“How was the salad?”

“Not very good, actually.”

Terry smiled. “Told you to order the lobster. Think of the homeless we could have fed. Consider my offer. I’ve got a feeling about you.”

“You don’t know me.”

“I know you’re smart, young, and angry. Give me smart, young, and angry and I’ll move the world. I was all that, too, but I’ll save that story for another time. You should be angry. You’ve been fucked over pretty good for someone who’s still a kid.”

“I don’t want your pity.”

“Good. I’m not offering pity. You think I’m doing this because I’m a nice guy? That’s a laugh. Nah. I sense you’ve got talent. And I’m smart about that. I can spot a protйgйe a mile off. I’m into the molding thing. Rйsumйs like yours don’t come along every week.” He added, “And I don’t hit on the help, so don’t worry on that score.”

“I’ll think about it,” Cass said, her mind reeling.

Terry drove off in his Mercedes to his world of spin. Cass caught a taxi back to Capitol Hill. On the ride up, she looked at Terry’s business card. She reflected that it was the third ticket of admission she’d received in two years: the letter from Yale, the check from Randy, and now this. It was the smallest of the three, in more ways than one. From the ivory tower to Hill rat to PR chick. There was a death spiral for you. But then she got back to a sit-down lecture from Lillian over being late. As Lillian went on, and on, about Cass’s irresponsibility, Cass found herself daydreaming about the scenario Terry had limned for her and thought that the nightmare would, in all likelihood, begin with a call from Lillian to the media dickhead: You didn’t get this from me, but she’s on the payroll. So after Lillian was finished, Cass went back to her desk, where instead of answering a letter she wrote one, to Randy, thanking him for everything and resigning. She started at Tucker Strategic Communications the next day.

Terry had been right. She had talent. Less than ten years later, she was a partner in TSC. She had a nice apartment, a German-made car in the garage, and a beach condo in Rehobeth that she never used. Terry had been right, too, about her motivation, and now she had the means to pursue her real passion: instilling in members of her generation outrage against the members of the previous one and toward a government that still, in the language of her generation, didn’t “get it.”

Chapter 8

Cass sat at the long polished bird’s-eye maple conference table in the conference room of Tucker Strategic Communications, trying to stay awake, a fact not lost on her boss. The third time she dozed off, she almost slumped face first into her grande latte, risking third-degree burns.

“Cass,” Terry said, “why don’t you bring us all up to speed on the mink ranchers?”

“Um? Hm?”

“The mink ranchers? Our new client?”

“Oh. They’re…it’s going…aces.”

The Canadian Mink Ranchers Association had hired TSC after an antifur group smuggled a live mink into the private office bathroom of the editor of Glam magazine in New York. They did it over a weekend. By Monday morning, the mink was very hungry and very angry. After sinking its fangs into the editor, it went on a sanguinary rampage through the offices of Glam, causing an episode that still makes fashionistas shudder and twitch at the memory. The editor had to undergo a series of painful rabies shots-some mischievously suggested that it was the mink that should have been given the shots-causing her to miss Fashion Week, a disruption the effects of which were still being felt on Seventh Avenue and the world beyond months later. The first thing Terry did was to have the ranchers rename themselves the Royal Canadian Association for Humane Mink Cultivation and Conservation.