Duke broke in, chuckling. "You still charging them Yankees eighteen dollars for a plate of gumbo and greens?" This is another family joke. I started teaching myself to cook back when I was about thirteen and the Queen took to napping through the late afternoons. By the time she'd come downstairs to collect the sherry that Daddy rationed out to her each evening at cocktail hour, she'd already be too stupefied to put together a meal. I never was a fancy cook, but I loved tying an apron around my waist and feeding people. The catering business started out as a sideline, something to tide me over between acting jobs, but when the Cajun rage hit New York, I became sort of a small-time Colonel Sanders. I provide the local color, a trumped-up version of Southern hospitality, and my Grandmother Wilene's recipes for corn-bread and bourbon pie.
The meeting at the clinic had already started by the time we arrived. Ted was in the middle of reciting something, but when the three of us slipped in he stammered to a halt. A dumpling-faced man with blond wisps of hair combed across his scalp smiled and waved us into empty chairs near the door. Everyone else in the room I knew: Daddy, Lydia, Lizann, and my mother's friend, Winnie.
'Ted, that was just fine. We'll pick this up again in a minute, after we get Torrie here oriented a little. Torrie" – the man shifted his smile to me – "my name is Henry Bujone, and I'm going to be assisting in this intervention. I understand that you had a difficult time getting down here. But you're here now, and that's going to mean so much to your loved one." Henry's voice rolled like molasses, the long steady drawl of a preacher. "Lizann here tells me you used to be an actress. Might I have seen you in anything?"
"You might have." I left it at that. I don't know why, but I took an instant dislike to the man.
"Well, then." He cleared his throat and resumed, "We're just doing a little role-playing here. Kind of like a rehearsal for what we're gonna say tomorrow. Everyone here has made a list of specific events and times when the dependent's drinking has impacted on their lives. Did you get a chance to read the literature?"
I nodded, trying hard to keep my own smile from cracking into a smirk. No one who'd met the Queen Mother even once would call her dependent. Imperious, manipulative, and phony, yes, but not dependent.
"Well, if you have any questions, you feel free to speak right up. Let's see, Ted, you were telling your mother about the time she dropped your little boy. Why don't you tell her how that made you feel?"
Ted scrutinized the sheet of yellow legal paper in his lap.
"It made me scared and, well, kinda angry. I know she didn't mean to, but…"
"Tell it to her, Ted."
My brother cleared his throat and turned to Winnie. She, in turn, pursed her lips and glared at him, in a passable imitation of the Queen. What followed resembled the worst of the soaps: bad actors sitting around on a living room set and rehashing family traumas. You know, like "Tiffany, how could you leave Rock lying in that hospital bed dying of cancer, and run off to Monte Carlo with his best friend, Stone?" I sat there like a housewife riveted to the tube, worse really, since I already knew most of the plot turns. The Queen Mother would smash up the Lincoln in the parking lot of the Piggly Wiggly and then throw a hissy fit because her husband wouldn't sue the guy she'd backed into. Lizann would be too embarrassed to bring her friends home because one time they'd found her mother passed out on the front lawn, and she'd had to lie and say the Queen was sunbathing.
I sat watching in fascinated horror as my entire family aired their dirty laundry in front of Henry, weeping and telling Winnie, Queen for a day, how much they loved her, how concerned they were for her welfare.
Daddy was the hardest to watch, though. When his turn came, his voice was so low and gravelly I could hardly make out the words. He told Winnie that he would love her till the day he died, but that he had packed two suitcases, one for each of them, and that if she didn't use hers, he would take his and go home with his son. A few tears pooled in the leathery folds under his eyes. Daddy hadn't cried since they shot Jack Kennedy in Dallas. He'd always been a proud man.
"Torrie, is there anything you'd like to say to your mother? I know you don't have your list made up yet, but if there's some particular incident that comes to mind, you might want to have a trial run tonight."
I wanted to choke the little weasel. I wanted to go home.
"I think I'd rather wait, but thank you, Mr. Bujone." I gave him my best beauty pageant smile.
I sat up half that night in Ted's study, trying to finish the list ol' Henry outlined for me after the meeting.
"First, we need to just shower her with love," he had said. "The alcoholic is so guilty, they think no one could possibly love them. She needs to hear that y'all are here because you care for her. Just write whatever is in your heart. The rest I call data. Choose a few incidents when her drinking has affected you. Specific times and dates, if you can remember them."
The data part was fairly easy, once I got past the idea that I was actually supposed to say everything I was writing. Once I got past that, I swear it was like a dam burst. That's the wonderful thing about writing, I suppose: there's no one there to talk back to you.
I hunched over the little desk in the corner of Ted's pine-paneled study, filling up page after page with bad memories. I heard Lydia go upstairs, and later Ted stopped at the door to tell me that they'd made up the bed in the guest room and the pink towels in the bathroom were for me. I blew him a kiss and turned back to my list of the Queen's transgressions. All the mornings that she was too hungover to get out of bed, and I fixed Lizann her lunches and dressed her for school. The times she borrowed my allowance for booze or made me tell Daddy that I needed five dollars for a movie ticket. I could write a book on the Queen Mother. Damn near did.
The opening part was what hung me up. It had been easily twenty years since I'd told the Queen I loved her. It never came up. Even the words on paper looked unconvincing. I stayed up until three in the morning, writing "I love you, Mother" and reading it back, crumpling up the paper and starting over, trying to find words that didn't sound phony when I said them out loud. I turned off the desk lamp and carried my pad and pen over to the sofa. I sat in the dark, watching the moonlight fall in opal slats through the Venetian blinds, and rehearsed my greeting card sentiments.
Early the next morning, Lydia was tapping on the door of the study. I'd spent a wretched night on the sofa and felt as shaky and surly as if I had a hangover. This was decidedly not the case – Ted and Lydia didn't keep a drop in the house, not even for guests. Lydia stuck her head into the room and apologized for waking me, but we had to leave in an hour. Muffins and coffee were out in the breakfast room whenever I was ready.
I pulled myself up on the sofa and flicked on the end table lamp. A pool of light fell on the pad of lined paper. Except for a few crossed-out lines, the top sheet was blank. To hell with her, I thought. Why else would I be here if I didn't love her?
Daddy's law office is on the fifth floor of the old Mercantile Building downtown. I don't think he has more than five or ten clients nowadays, but he goes down to the office every weekday, dressed in his gray worsted suit, French cuffs, and bow tie. He used to talk about retiring to the Gulf Coast, but he never has, nor do I imagine he will if he can help it. He needs the hours away from her, a little peace between the storms.
Lizann and Henry had dragged extra chairs from the secretary's room next door and hauled the old leather chesterfield back against the wooden file cabinets to make room. The windows behind Daddy's desk were steamed over and streaked with rain, and the room was heavy with that cottony silence peculiar to office buildings on the weekend. As each person filed in, Winnie and then Duke and Maybelle, there was a brief spasm of chatter and then a sinking quiet.