He sat there, sensing the warmth of the imaginary revolver in his hand, thinking of all the children Lhasa might have had who could have extracted payment from a world which had killed their father. But Lhasa had never had those children. Gunner had seen to that.
So what was left?
Gunner squeezed the telephone receiver, lifted it slowly and held it at arm's length, aiming the earpiece at a spot against the far wall. With his index finger he squeezed. For a moment, he felt the need to blink, but he suppressed it. How quickly the old habits returned. He cleared his throat as his finger pressed hard on the middle of the receiver. He smiled at the sound.
Lhasa would need no children to avenge him.
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
«That's right,» said Remo. «We lost the girl.»
He heard Smith choke on the other end of the phone.
«Nothing curable, I hope,» Remo said.
«Don't worry about it,» Smith said. «Have you any leads on the girl?»
«Maybe,» Remo said. «There is some kind of a thing called Maggot which apparently is a singer. She's been looking for him. I think I might be able to find her there.»
«It's imperative to keep her alive.»
«Right,» Remo said.
«And there are new complications.»
«As opposed to the old complications?»
«The Lhasa Nilsson you ran into?»
«Yeah.»
«He makes this international. An international contract.»
«Doesn't matter,» Remo said.
«Maybe it does,» Smith said. «The Nilsson family is something special.»
«In what way?»
«They have been in this business for six hundred years.»
« 'This business' is killing?»
«Their reputation says they have never failed,» Smith said.
«I have one stiff in the closet who's spoiled their record,» Remo said.
«That's what worries me,» Smith said. «I just can't believe it's going to stop there.»
«And I told you it doesn't matter. One country, a hundred countries. One Nilsson, a hundred Nilssons. All the same. If we find the girl, she's safe.»
«Are you really so arrogant?» Smith asked.
«Look,» Remo said testily. «You worry about all the Nilssons. Worry about them all you want. Do you really believe there is any comparison between them and the House of Sinanju?»
«They are highly regarded.»
«Come look in my closet. See what that does for your high regard.»
«I am only suggesting that you be realistic and cautious. You are up against very good people and you sound like Chiun. The next thing I know you'll be telling me some nonsense about the majesty and worth and wonder of the House of Sinanju.»
«You know,» Remo said, «You don't deserve what you get. You deserve some heavy-handed button man who needs two assistants to read the name of the victim.»
«Just don't be like Chiun.»
«I won't. But don't expect the mountain to tremble at the breeze.»
He hung up, feeling tense, disgusted by Smith's lack of confidence. He looked up to see Chiun staring at him from across the room, a small smile on his face.
«What are you smirking about?» Remo demanded.
«Do you know that there are times when I actually think you may yet amount to something?» Chiun asked.
«Don't get carried away,» Remo said. «Come on, we're going to visit someone.»
«May I ask who?»
«I hoped you would,» Remo said. «We're going to see Maggot and the Dead Meat Lice.»
«Only in America could I be so fortunate,» Chiun said.
Vickie Stoner stuck out her tongue and took a long lick of the shiny red, translucent lollipop. It was being held in the right hand of Dead Meat Louse Number One, who sat on the edge of Vickie's bed.
«Just like being a baby again, man,» she said.
«Even better,» he said. «These ain't just any lollipops.»
«No?»
«No. I buy them special.» He leaned forward and whispered, «From the House of the Heavenly Hash.»
«That's bitchen, man. Bitchen.»
«Sweets for the sweet.»
«Great, Number One. You just make that up?»
«Nahh. I read it once in a lyric.»
«Cool,» she said. «Why not climb in here with me?»
«Thought you'd never ask.»
Louse Number One was wearing only a thighlength dashiki which he peeled off quickly, before he slipped under the sheet with Vickie. He still held the lollipop in his right hand.
«You know, I'm gonna ball that Maggot,» she said in his ear.
«Forget it, Vickie. Maggot won't ball. Germs or something.»
«He'll ball. I just gotta figure out how.»
«Hey, remember me? I'm the guy that put you back together again when you wandered in here with your head strung out behind you. I'm the one who chased that fat-ass disc jockey away by telling him you'd split. Remember me?»
«I never forget a favor, Number One, but I gotta ball that Maggot. Hey, what time is it?»
He handed her the lollipop as he looked at his watch. «Six o'clock,» he said.
«No, not that time. Day of the week time?»
«Oh, it's like Wednesday or something.»
«Well, you just stay here and wait for me a minute,» she said, and put the lollipop on the black curly hair on his chest. «I gotta make a call first.»
«I am pleased by what you told Dr. Smith,» Chiun said.
«I can't understand him getting upset about somebody nobody ever heard of.»
«You should not disregard his anxieties. It is difficult sometimes to deal with a new house. They have no traditions and therefore are not bound by custom.»
«Well, I'm not going to worry about them. What I'm worried about is finding the girl. It's strange, you know. The people who are trying to kill her never seem to have any problem locating her.»
«Maybe she is wired for sound,» Chiun said. «I understand that is what your country does with important people.»
«How can we protect her when we don't know where she is?»
«It happened once to another Master of Sinanju, but it all worked out well,» Chiun said.
«How?» Remo said suspiciously.
«The Master was hired to protect someone. He did not know the whereabouts of that someone but the killer did.»
«So, what happened?»
Chiun shrugged. «What you would expect. The killer killed that person.»
«Then how can you say it worked out well?»
«It .did. It was the fault of the emperor who hired the Master. No one blamed the House of Sinanju and the Master was paid anyway. So you can put your mind at rest. No one will blame us if something happens to the girl. And we will be paid.»
Remo shook his head in wonder.
«Before we leave,» Chiun said, «we must bury Lhasa Nilsson in a correct way. He is a member of a House.»
«So?»
Chiun exploded in a babble of Korean. «So?» he said in English. «So he is a member of a House, a member of our profession. He must be buried ritually. I understand people from that part of the world have a certain way of disposing of their warriors.»
Remo thought back, remembered the movie Beau Geste and said, «Funeral by fire.»
«Correct,» Chiun said. «Please take care of it.»
«How?» Remo said. «Call our friendly neighborhood funeral parlor?»
«I'm sure that to one who would understand the Secrets of Sinanju, such a thing would not be difficult. Please take care of it,» Chiun said.
He walked away as Remo behind him mumbled, «Please take care of it, please take care of it,» under his breath.
He watched Chiun walk into the bedroom where his steamer trunks were stored, then went to the closet and dragged out the green plastic trash bag containing Lhasa Nilsson.
He hoisted it up onto his shoulder and carried it out into the hall, mumbling irritably under his breath all the while. It was Gary Cooper in Beau Geste. But who was the brother who had the Viking funeral? Well, never mind. It was funeral by fire? But the suspicion nudged at him that there was something else.