Say what, big man? Say what, daddy-o?
Pete talked:
Who sells shit? Who's seen Wendell Durfee? Who's hot to buck the NoHorse Law? Shouts overlapped-little gems-some nuggets in rebop jive.
These busboys sell red devils. They works at the Dunes. Dig on fucking Monarch Cab. Them guys push whites and RDs. Monarch got soul. Monarch work West LV. Monarch go where other cabs won't.
Dig on Curtis and Leroy-they gots plans-they wants to push horse. They baaaaaaaaad. They say fuck the rules. They say fuck them wop motherfuckers.
Shouts overlapped-more rebop/more jive. Pete yelled. Pete displayed charisma. Pete restored calm.
He told the breed to call the Wild Goose. He told the spooks to call HIM.
_IF_ you see Wendell Durfee. _IF_ Curtis and Leroy move horse.
He pledged a fat reward. He got an ovation: YOU THE FUCKIN' MAN!
He drove to the Wild Goose. Some spooks jogged along. They capered and waved their short dogs.
The Goose was packed. Pete replayed his act. The coons loved it. Pete cut through jive rebop.
He got no dish on Curtis and Leroy. He got rumors on Wendell D. Wicked Wendell-worse than his rep-a rape-o/a shitbird/a heel. A homing pigeon-Vegas born-and-bred-a Vegas moth to the flame.
Shouts overlapped. Spooks ad-libbed. A spook defamed Wayne Tedrow Senior.
Slumlord Senior stiffed him. Slumlord Senior fucked him. Slumlord Senior raised his rent. The noise got bad. Pete got a headache. Pete dosed it with pork rinds and scotch.
The Senior talk tweaked him-a gem within jive. Junior worked the intel squad. Junior had the gaming board files.
The spook gained steam. The spook digressed off Senior. The spook sparked other spooks. They aired the Spook Agenda _wiiiiide_.
Jim Crow. Civil rights. Real-estate sanctions. Praise for Martin Luther King.
The vibe went bad. The spooks vibed lynch mob. Pete caught bum looks:
WE THE MAN! YOU the ofay exploiter!
Pete walked out. Pete moved fast. Pete caught some elbows.
He hit the sidewalk. A kid buffed his car. He tipped him. He pulled out. A Chevy pulled out on cue.
Pete caught the move. Pete checked his rearview. Pete made the driver:
Young/white/cop haircut. Some kind of kid fuzz.
Pete zigzagged. Pete blew a stop sign. The Chevy stuck tail-close. They hit LV proper. Pete stopped at a light. Pete set the emergency brake.
The Chevy idled. Pete walked back. Pete twirled his belt sap. The kid cop played cool. The kid cop twirled a play chip.
Pete reached in. Pete grabbed it. The kid cop guuuulped.
A red chip-$20-scrip for the Land o' Gold. Shit-Wayne Senior's joint.
Pete laughed. Pete said, "Tell Sergeant Tedrow to call me."
16
(Washington, D.C., 12/9/63)
ID work-old forms and smeared ink.
Littell worked. His kitchen table creaked. He knew paper and smudge art. The FBI taught him.
He smudged a birth-certificate form. He baked it on a hot plate. He sliced pen tubes and rolled smears.
The _old_ Arden Smith/Coates-now the _new_ Jane Fentress.
The apartment was hot. It helped dry forms. Littell rolled ink on a sealstamp. He stole it from Dallas PD.
Arden was southern. Arden talked southern. Alabama had a lax driver's-license policy. Applicants sent fees in. Birth certificates ditto. Written test forms went out.
They completed them. They mailed them in. They sent in a snapshot. They got their DL return mail.
Littell flew to Alabama-eight days back. Littell researched births and deaths. Jane Fentress was born in Birmingham. Her DOB was 9/4/26. Her DOD was 8/1/29.
He drove to Bessemer. He rented an apartment. He put "Jane Fentress" on the mailbox. Bessemer to Birmingham-twenty-two miles.
Littell switched pens. Littell spread fresh paper. Littell inked vertical lines.
Arden was a bookkeeper. Arden claimed credentials. Arden went to school in DeKalb, Mississippi. Let's upgrade her-Tulane, '49-let's give her an accounting degree.
He was due in New Orleans. He could visit Tulane. He could skim old catalogs. He could learn the academic terrain. He could forge a transcript. He could solicit Mr. Hoover. Local agents knew Tulane. A man could plant the goods.
Littell lined six sheets-standard college forms. He worked fast. He blotted. He smudged. He smeared.
Arden was safe. He stashed her in Balboa-due south of L.A.
A hotel hideaway-paid for by Hughes Tool. Tool Co. ignored his expenses-per Mr. Hughes' edict.
He swapped notes with Mr. Hughes. They spoke on the phone. They never officially met. He snuck into Drac's lair-one time only-the assassination a.m.
There's Drac:
He's sucking IV blood. He's shooting dope in his dick. He's tall. He's thin. His nails curl back.
Mormons guarded him. Mormons cleaned his spikes. Mormons fed him blood. Mormons swabbed his injection tracks.
Drac stayed in his room. Drac _owned_ his room. The hotel endured him-call it squatter's rights-Beverly Hills-style.
Littell spread photos out. Arden-three ways. One passport-DL shot/two keepsakes.
They made love in Balboa. A window blew open. Some kids heard them. The kids laughed. Their dog carried on.
Arden had sharp hips. He was bone-thin. They bumped and scraped and blundered into a fit.
Arden touched up her gray hair. Arden's pulse ran quick. She'd had scarlet fever as a kid. She'd had one abortion.
She was running. He caught her. Her run predated the hit.
Littell studied the photos. Littell studied _her_.
She had one brown eye. She had one hazel eye. Her left breast was smaller than her right. He bought her a cashmere sweater. It stretched snug on one side.
o o o
Jimmy Hoffa said, "I'm going _down?_ After the fucking coup we just pulled?"
Littell went ssshhh. Hoffa shut up. Littell tossed the room. He checked the lamps. He checked the rugs. He checked under the desk.
"Ward, you worry too much. I got a fucking guard outside my office twenty-four hours a day."
Littell checked the window. Window mounts _worked_. Suction cups could be rigged to glass.
"Ward, Jesus fucking-"
No mounts/no glass plates/no cups.
Hoffa stretched out. Hoffa yawned. Hoffa dipped his chair and dropped his feet on his desk.
Littell sat on the edge. "You'll probably be convicted. The appeal process will buy you at least-"
"That cunt-lapping homo Bobby F-for-Faggot-"
"-but jury tampering is not an offense that falls under Federal sentencing guidelines, which means a discretionary decree, which-"
"-means Bobby F-for-Fuckface Kennedy wins and James R-for-Ridiculous Hoffa goes to the fucking shithouse for five or six fucking years."
Littell smiled. "That's my summary, yes."
Hoffa picked his nose. "There's more. 'That's my summary' is no kind of summary that's worth a fucking shit."
Littell crossed his legs. "You'll stay out on appeals for two or three years. I'm developing a long-range strategy to legitimize Pension Fund money and divert and launder it through foreign sources, which should kick into high gear around the time you get out. I'm meeting the Boys in Vegas next month to discuss it. I can't emphasize how important this may prove to be."
Hoffa picked his teeth. "And in the fucking meantime?"
"In the meantime, we have to worry about those other grand juries that Bobby's impaneled."
Hoffa blew his nose. "That cunt-lapping cocksucker. After what we did to fuck-"
"We need to know what Bobby thinks about the hit. Mr. Hoover wants to know, too."
Hoffa cleaned his ears. Hoffa shined on Littell. He gouged. He went in deep. He jabbed a pen. He prospected for wax.
He said, "Carlos has a lawyer at Justice."