“Now, here’s what you do. When you get home, take a couple of dozen out of the box, make yourself comfortable, and start to string them together, know what I mean?”

Mrs. Braverman’s eyes were gleaming with delight at the attention she was getting. “Sure, sure. This I can do.” She nodded as Mike looped the metal pieces together to demonstrate to her.

“Then, you take the top one and you attach it to the belt on your dress. You gotta have enough clips to make the chain reach to the floor. Then-you’re grounded. You’re completely safe because the signals run right through the chain and onto the carpet, missing you completely. Who lives beneath you?”

“Mrs. Villanueva. Dominican, but very nice.”

“No problem. Sometimes the waves go through to the apartment below, but Dominicans are immune to extraterrestrial interference. She’ll be fine.”

Mrs. Braverman got up from her chair while I put the four boxes of clips in a plastic bag and handed them to her. “Costs the city a dollar forty-five, but it’s worth every penny for your peace of mind. Just call Coop if you need a refill.”

“I’m gonna kiss you for this, Mike.” She puckered her lips and reached out for his face, planting herself firmly on his mouth. “Could I make a shiddach with you and Alexandra here?” I recognized the Yiddish expression for a brokered marriage.

“Hey, Mrs. B., you’ll excuse me, but I don’t have the balls to take on a broad as tough as this one. Don’t you have a daughter for me?”

“Three sons. An oral surgeon, an accountant, and one we don’t talk about. Plays the horses, best I can tell. I’ll leave you two to your business now. And you, don’t use that kind of language in front of my girl here,” she said laughingly. “Someday she’s gonna meet a nice man who’ll take her away from all this, right, Alexandra?”

“Right, Mrs. Braverman.” I walked with her and Max to the door so that I could accept another hug and sent her off to the elevator.

“Wouldn’t it be great if we could solve two percent of our cases that simply?” Chapman asked. I came back to my desk and waved him out of the way so I could get to the word processor to work on the search warrant for the Galleria Caxton Due. I told him about Marina Sette and showed him the letter she had given me.

“Looks like we need another visit with Lowell Caxton. And you’d better do a subpoena for Omar Sheffield’s prison records. Be sure and include the visitors’ log. Let’s check to see when Deni made her appearance there.”

“Make yourself useful,” I said, as I filled in the facts to establish probable cause for a search of Daughtry’s gallery, from all of Deni’s property through the contents of Omar Sheffield’s locker. “Go tell Laura what you want and she can type up the subpoenas for me to sign. And ask her to hold all my calls for an hour so I can knock this thing out. That way you can execute it tomorrow.”

I had almost finished the application when Chapman came back in the room and reached across the desk to pick up the blinking phone line of a call that Laura had put on hold.

“She assured me you’d want to be interrupted for this one. Jake Tyler, with an overseas operator patching him through.”

I took the receiver from Mike’s hand and spoke into it. “Hello?… Hello?” I waited for a response but there was none.

“I thought this technology worked all over the world.”

“So did I. My luck, he’s in the one little village in the middle of nowhere that can’t pick up the signals.” I held on for several more seconds and then hung up the phone.

“So, what’s all the secrecy about this romance with Jacob Tyler, blondie?”

“For one thing, I only met him last month-Fourth of July weekend, at a clambake on the Vineyard. It’s still very new. And for another, you know what a gossip mill this place is.”

“Jeez, you’d think Mercer or me was gonna slit our wrists if you were getting laid.”

The next look I flashed at him wasn’t so pleasant.

“Mercer or I?” he asked.

“It’s not the grammar I’m so worried about this time, it’s the sentiment.”

Mike’s feet were up on my desktop now. “What do you hear from your friend Drew? I felt kinda sorry for that guy.”

“He just wasn’t ready for anything that intense yet. As much as we liked to be together, he was still getting over the death of his wife. When Milbank offered him a transfer to their new law office in Moscow, he took it.”

“Like my pal Scanlon says, ‘The camel shits. The caravan moves on.’ I agree with little old Mrs. B. You need to get a life before this job sucks everything out of you, kid.”

“Don’t start with me, Mike. It’s everyone else I know outside these doors who can’t understand why I love what I do and who just doesn’t get it. From my pals, I at least expect that you agree that this is the most fascinating job in the world. How many people get up in the morning and look forward to going to work? You and I have never had two days that have been at all predictable in our entire careers, and no two that have been even remotely alike. And on top of it, you do a little bit of good for somebody else in the mix.” I knew I was preaching to the choir, but Mike was just in one of those moods that swept over each of us from time to time.

“Jacob Tyler. Isn’t he the guy who’s like a baby Brian Williams?”

“I don’t think that’s quite the description he’d favor.”

“But he’s the one who sits in for Brian Williams when Williams sits in for Tom Brokaw, right? Anchorman-to-be. Deep voice, lots of hair, best-looking striped shirts on the airwaves.”

“When you’re ready to tell all about your love life, I’ll buy the drinks and we’ll compare notes for an entire night, if you’d like.”

“All I need is half a minute. The story of my love life’d fit on a matchbook cover. C’mon, let’s get this thing signed so I can rattle Bryan’s cage tomorrow morning.”

As we returned to the office from the courtroom, Catherine Dashfer and Marisa Bourges, the two senior members of the Sex Crime Unit, were waiting for me. “Did you forget that Rich was on trial?” Marisa asked, referring to one of our colleagues, who was in court with his first date-rape prosecution.

“Damn it, I forgot completely. I’m so wound up in this that I’m not paying attention to the daily routine.”

“That’s okay. When he heard you weren’t in, he called and we went over to help him. The medical testimony was on today, and his witness handled it extremely well.”

In more than 70 percent of reported sexual assaults, the victim suffers no gross physical injury. And even though physical injury is not an element of the crime of rape, most jurors expect that they’ll hear evidence of bruises and lacerations. Frequently we need an expert physician to explain the absence of visible trauma, as well as the elasticity of the vaginal vault.

“Thanks for covering for me. Michael Warner is such a prick, I thought he’d make mincemeat of Rich’s doctor.” The defendant’s attorney was a mean-spirited character as well as a screamer, and though the physician who had examined the victim was an experienced practitioner in an emergency room setting, he had never testified in a courtroom before.

“I think Rich has a lock. Dr. Hayakawa held up beautifully. Every time Warner went back at him, he held his ground, described his findings, and concluded that they were consistent with the victim’s version of the events. Finally, Warner was halfway across the room and yelled out at the doctor at the top of his lungs, mocking him for dramatic effect. ‘I want you to tell the jury why it is, Doctor, that you did not expect to find any lesions or tears, even though this woman had described to you an absolutely brutal and life-threatening encounter.’

“Dr. Hayakawa never lost his cool. He just looked straight at the jury and said, ‘Because actually, penis not so awesome weapon, ladies and gentlemen.’ ”