She moved her “Christmas breakfast” to the bench beside her and tried to start up her yoga again to calm herself down, lift her spirits. A growl came out of her with the first exhale.
No! she thought, searching around hatefully for the gunman. Enough damn tolerance. It was time to get pissed off.
But didn’t other people feel this way all the time? came an errant thought. Cold, angry, depressed, dirty, in need of just about everything. So many around the world suffered so much harder on a day-to-day basis. Who was she to complain?
Even if she was a celebrity, she was a goddamn person, too! And one who wasn’t going to take it anymore.
There’s no use talking to these evil bastards, Eugena could see now. No way to resolve this thing peacefully. She sat up, clenching and unclenching her fists. She finally decided that if she got the opportunity, she was going to fight for her life.
Chapter 87
ACROSS THE AISLE from Eugena, Charlie Conlan checked his watch, then checked it again. He looked up as the skinny hijacker who liked Mercedes Freer came strolling past, doing his rounds.
Conlan turned and saw a lone hijacker sitting on the rear rail. He watched as the punk put his shotgun in his lap and took something out of the pocket of his robe. It was a jeweled cell phone he’d grabbed from one of the celebrities. Was he making a call? Who would he be calling now?
No, Conlan realized as the hijacker stared at the screen and started pressing buttons with his thumbs. He was playing a video game.
Conlan coughed twice. His signal. Todd Snow at the front pew sat up and shot him a look. Conlan nodded as Mercedes, sitting at the end of one of the middle pews, tugged the passing hijacker’s robe.
Let’s roll.
When the hijacker turned, Snow bolted over the front pew, hopped silently over the rail, and disappeared under the skirt of the altar.
Conlan swiveled his head to see if the hijacker at the rear had noticed. Nope, still into his game.
Conlan could hear Mercedes chatting up the other punk.
“I’m going a little crazy,” Mercedes hissed. “C’mon, you and me. I’m serious. Give me a kiss at least.”
The hijacker’s Adam’s apple bulged. He glanced back at his partner, then leaned down and started tongue kissing the pop singer through his mask. His hands were all over her chest.
“Not here in front of everybody. Behind the altar,” Mercedes whispered breathlessly.
The hijacker squinted back at his partner.
“What? I’m not worth it?” Mercedes said. She walked her fingers down the gunman’s robe. Stopped right above his crotch. “Believe me, I’m worth it.”
“Behind the altar?” he said. “You’re even dirtier than your videos. All right, let’s go.”
Conlan exhaled as Mercedes rose in her pew. This was it.
Two things would happen now. Snow would stomp the hijacker behind the altar, and Conlan would rush the gunman at the back rail. Then they would have two guns, and maybe they’d have a chance to get out of this alive.
Charlie Conlan wiped the sweat from his palms. He knew how risky this was. But it was either fight or wait to be shot like Rooney.
He glanced up at the altar again. Mercedes and the hijacker were glued together as they hurried up the steps.
Now.
Conlan stood in his pew. Suddenly there was an unexpected explosion. What felt like a steel fist slammed into the small of his back.
There was another explosion, and an iron blow caught him in the chin. Without knowing how it had happened, he was down on his back, numb and bleeding, struggling to stay conscious.
He heard Todd Snow yell out. Snow had been rushing toward the gangly hijacker when three others suddenly appeared. They fired on him-rubber bullets!
Conlan watched, horrified, as the quarterback dropped. Then Little John walked out from the larger church. He stepped up to Snow.
“You thought you could take us? You? That old man?” Little John said as he put his boot on Snow’s chest.
Slowly, almost ceremoniously, he took a rubber bullet gun from one of his colleagues. He placed its bore between the athlete’s eyes. Then he seemed to reconsider. Instead, he placed the muzzle on the star’s right hand, his throwing hand. He stepped on the wrist to hold it still.
“Interference,” Little John yelled in a canned ref’s voice. “Ten yards. First down. And I’m placing you on the permanent DL.”
The pop of the gun firing was swallowed by Snow’s scream.
Conlan looked on as Mercedes Freer walked up to Little John. What the hell was she doing now?
He watched as she was handed a cell phone. Then a cigarette. He realized what had happened as Little John chivalrously lit it for her.
“You sold us out,” Conlan croaked. “You insane little bitch.”
Mercedes rolled her eyes at Conlan.
“Merry Christmas, Momma,” Conlan heard her say into the cell phone as the numbness in his face started to warm. “Stop cryin’,” he heard her say. “It’s okay. These boys aren’t so bad. They’ll let me go, don’t you worry about it. One thing you taught Mercedes is how to take care of herself.”
Chapter 88
WITH THE ABSENCE of traffic on Christmas morning, I got back to St. Patrick’s in near record time. Even the pedestrian and media crowd had thinned out considerably, but I had a feeling that after they finished opening their presents, they’d be back for their fill of blood sport.
As I was coming across the plaza of 630 Fifth, a red-suited Santa walked past with a tray of coffee and a submachine gun strapped across his back. It was Steve Reno.
“Where you delivering presents, Santa? Fallujah?” I said.
“Trying to keep up morale, Mike,” Reno said through his cotton-ball beard.
“You have a harder job than me,” I said.
Paul Martelli almost tackled me as I got off the elevator at the command center.
“We did it, Mike,” he said. “Five minutes ago, we got the last of it. All the money. It’s ready to go.”
“Any chance we’ll be able to trace it?” I asked.
Martelli shrugged his shoulders. “We know it’s set to go to an account in the Caymans. They will wire it somewhere else immediately, then somewhere else. Eventually, we could probably put enough political pressure on the bank down there to tell us where it was sent, but by then it will probably have been shot to another numbered account in Switzerland or who the hell knows where. The white-collar crime guys are working on it. If we are able to trace it, it’s going to take some time.”
Well, at least we had gotten the money together, I thought. That was something.
I turned as Commander Will Matthews came out of the boardroom. I winced at his stubbled cheeks, the red-rimmed eyes. All he’d gotten this Christmas was an ulcer.
“We ready to go?” Will Matthews said to Ned Mason.
Mason stood up, cupping a phone receiver, and said, “Bank’s just waiting on you to give the final word.” Mason looked eager to get this over with, too. He hadn’t been much help, but at least he had stayed around to observe.
Will Matthews took off his five-point cap and clawed a hand through his flattop before he took the receiver.
“This is Borough Commander Will Matthews,” he said. “I hate like hell to say this. Wire the money.”
I followed my boss back into the boardroom and stood with him as he silently gazed at the cathedral.
Finally, he turned to me.
“You get those bastards on the phone one more time, Mike. Tell them they got their blood money. Now let these poor people go.”
“How do you think they’re going to try to get away, Commander?” I finally said.
“Let’s just see, Bennett,” Will Matthews said, gazing malevolently across Fifth Avenue. “The suspense is killing me.”