"The phone," she said, waggling it in front of my nose. "What are your Deaf? Geez."
I willed my hand up. She lifted the phone over her head, out of my reach, a mischievous grin darting across her face. Then she handed it to me, mouthed, "Shorty," sailed across the room, and plunked herself down on the other chair.
I stared at her for a moment, then wrenched my gaze away and lifted the phone to my ear.
"Paige Winterbourne."
"Oh, thank God you're home," a woman's voice said. "Liza didn't know what to do and I said, 'Let me call Paige. She'll figure something out.'"
"Uh-huh. Well, I'm awfully busy right now. Could I call you-"
"Oh, it'll just take a second. It's about the EMRAW."
"Em…?"
"The Elliott Memorial Run and Walk?" The woman laughed. "Guess all your charity events must run together after a while."
"Uh, right."
"Bottles or cups?"
"Huh?"
"The water. We need to have water for the participants. If we bought jugs and poured it into cups, we'd save a lot of money. But it might make us look cheap."
"Cheap…"
"Right. So should we go with individual bottles instead?"
For a second, I could only sit there, a "what the hell?" expression on my face.
"Paige?"
"Oh, hell, buy Evian. It's only charitable donations you're spending, right?"
Silence buzzed down the line. I rolled my eyes.
"Cups, obviously," I said. "It's a charity event. If they expect bottled water, they can damned well go jog at the country club instead."
More silence, then a shaky, "Right. I, uh, thought that's what you'd choose, but-"
"Then why call?"
I hung up. Unbelievable. Donating time to charity is all very fine and noble, but how the hell could Paige find the patience for crap like that? She's running around trying to save the world from the forces of evil, and has to deal with idiots who think "what kind of water should we serve?" is a life-or-death dilemma. You ask me, that crossed the line from goodness to martyrdom.
"Lucas was right. You are in a strange mood," Savannah said, still twisting the chair back and forth. "Lucas said I can't bug you 'cause you're busy. But I didn't interrupt you. The phone did. As long as you're interrupted, though, there's no harm in talking to you, right?"
I thought of Lucas, downstairs, alone with the Nix. "Uh, can we-"
"It's about Trevor," she said. "He's acting-I don't get him, you know. I think he wants to be with me-but then he acts all-" She groaned and stopped spinning the chair. "He's being weird again."
"And you-you want my advice?"
"Duh, no. I just want to know what you think. I mean, sure, if you want to give me advice, I can't stop you. You always do anyway. But it's not like I have to take it."
I stood there, speechless. My daughter wanted my advice about a boy. How many times had I imagined this conversation, imagined what I'd say, what words of wisdom I could impart-or, considering my romantic track record, what warnings I could give.
Jaime's laugh floated through the open window.
"Shit!" I said.
Savannah looked at me, one brow going up.
"Uh, Lucas," I said. "I needed to tell him-Is he downstairs?"
"Nah, outside. Jaime wanted to see his bike. Like she hasn't seen it before."
"I need to-Hold that thought. About the boy. I'll be right back."
I bolted from the room, then heard Savannah following and checked my pace, settling for a quick march down the steps and to the back door. I threw it open. Jaime turned, and for a split second something very un-Jaime-like passed behind her eyes, a mental snarl of pique.
"Ah, Paige," Lucas said. "Perfect timing. We need to discuss dinner."
"Already?" Jaime said, forcing a laugh. "I thought maybe Lucas could take me for a ride-"
"Aren't we having roast chicken?" Savannah said, slipping out behind me.
"We were," Lucas said. "But Paige has been so busy with that site crash that she hasn't had time to start it, so we'll need an alternate plan."
"Well, you guys figure that out, then," Savannah said. "Jaime and I need to talk."
Jaime looked at her, frowning.
"You know," Savannah said. "About that thing."
"What thing is that?" I asked.
"Curry," Lucas said.
I frowned. "They need to talk about curry?"
"No, for dinner. We'll pick up Indian. You like Indian food, don't you, Jaime?"
She smiled. "Love it."
"Why don't Paige and I go pick that up now, and we'll have an early dinner."
Savannah plucked at Jaime's sleeve and nodded toward the house. As they went inside, I watched, still standing there as the door closed. So much for a mother-daughter boy chat. Maybe later.
I turned to Lucas. "Jaime doesn't like Indian food, does she? The real Jaime, I mean."
"Hates it."
"Ah, so you didn't quite believe me. You could have said so, you know, and we'd have thought up an easier way to test her… one that doesn't require us leaving them alone while we go pick up dinner."
He shook his head. "We're not going to pick up dinner. The Indian query was simply a convenient opportunity to verify that the Nix is indeed still inhabiting Jaime's body. I was quite sure of it when she lured me out here, but 'quite sure' is hardly sufficient, considering what we're planning to do."
He handed me Paige's helmet, and took his own off the shelf.
"I thought you said-" I began.
"We must at least appear to leave. That will also provide us with the opportunity to sneak back and find out what Savannah meant-what she and Jaime needed to discuss."
Chapter 48
LUCAS PARKED THE MOTORCYCLE AT A TINY community vegetable garden half a block away. We left our helmets locked to the bike, then hurried back to the house.
"Blur spell?" I asked as we drew close. "Or can you do that one yet?"
"I believe you'll find my spell-casting much improved since our last meeting. Being bested by a witch casting sorcerer magic is bound to have a rousing impact on any sorcerer. I finally mastered the blur spell last year."
"How about Paige? 'Cause I'm restricted to her level of magic here. My Aspicio powers aren't working worth a damn."
"Paige is reasonably adept at it as well. Anything I know, she knows…" A quarter-smile. "Or she is doing her best to learn."
"How about the cover spell? If you can't do it, I can cover you-"
"Paige isn't the only one driven to expand her repertoire. I can cast most witch magic she knows, including the cover spell and binding spell, though she continues to be more proficient at the latter. I believe I've hit the racial-crossover wall with that one."
"Well, you're the first sorcerer I've met who can do it at all, so you're well ahead of the game."
We paused behind the neighbor's fence. Lucas stood on tiptoe to peer over it. I tried… then realized I didn't have a hope in hell of succeeding. Not at this height.
"There," Lucas said. "I saw a movement in the living room. They're in there, or just inside the dining room on the other side."
"Hey, speaking of the dining room, did you know you have a resident residual?"
He frowned down at me.
"Er, never mind. I'll explain later."
We used our blur spells to get to the living room window, then replaced it with a cover spell. Sorcerer blur spells, as the name suggests, only blur your form. They don't make you invisible. Witch cover spells make you invisible, but only if you're standing still. Put the two together, and you have a decent stealth package.
Although the weather was still nippy, most of the windows in the house were cracked open. When we stood beside the living room side window, we could hear voices, but no words. After a moment of closed-eye concentration, I picked up Savannah's conversation.