– Hey, Lep. You look like shit.
– Yeah, well.
His voice is choked and tight.
– I think I'm coming down with a fucking cold, so maybe that's why.
– Uh-huh. There anybody in here with you, Lep?
He moves his head around weakly, then turns it toward me and gives a shaky little smile.
– Looks like it's just me.
I take a step into the room, shine the light into the corners and crannies. It's empty. I walk over to Leprosy, drop the bat and kneel down next to him.
– Let's have a look at you.
The cuts on his chest are shallow, put there to inflict pain, not to kill. I take off my shirt and start tearing it into long strips and wrapping them around his skinny torso to bind the wounds.
– You might get lucky here, Lep.
– Yeah, lucky fucking me.
– They tell you what they wanted?
– They wanted you, fuck face. They wanted to know about you. Then they wanted me to make that fucking call, and as soon as I did they fucked off. So you get all of them?
– Who?
– It was a fucking trap, right? They made me call you and fucking jumped you, right?
– The only thing that jumped me was your dog.
– Gristle? You best not have hurt my dog, fuck face.
– Your dog is fine, the only thing that got hurt was my shoulder.
– Heh. He got you, huh?
– Fuck off, Lep.
I finish wrapping his chest.
– They get you anywhere else? They break anything?
– One of 'em stuck me in the back of my neck or something.
I take him gently by the shoulders, lean him forward until he's resting against my body and look at the back of his neck. There's a bite mark. The edges of it are a sickly greenish white. The bite of the carrier, just like I found it on the neck of the shambler chick. He's dead and rotting, and soon he'll be trying to eat me. I lean him back against the post.
– Looks OK.
– Cool. So you think they'll be waiting for us when we go out? Or maybe they wanted to get you out of the way so they could bust into your place?
I shrug.
– Whatever, we'll deal with it.
– You'll deal with it, fuck face. Not my problem.
I tear another strip from my now ruined shirt.
– Let me get another look at your neck. I want to keep your head from falling off.
– Ha fucking ha, fuck face.
I lean him against me again and use the strip of cloth to wipe the blood away from the hole in the back of his neck.
– You get a look at them, Lep?
– Naw, there was a couple of the fuckers, but it was too dark for me to see shit.
– Which one did this to your neck?
– Fuck do I know? One had me facedown on the floor, and I was screaming and shit, and one of them cut my neck with something.
– They ask you anything special?
– Couple questions. Wanted to know what you asked me. About that chick. What you wanted from me.
– What'd you tell them?
– What the fuck you think I told them? They were cutting my chest open. I told them fucking everything, which wasn't a fuck of a lot. Leprosy is no fucking hero, man, not for twenty fucking dollars.
– Yeah.
– You done patching that thing up or what?
– Just about. Hey, Lep, if your dog was sick, real sick, what would you do with it?
– What the fuck does that mean? You hurt Gristle, you shit fuck?
He struggles against me weakly and I hold him still.
– Easy, you'll start bleeding again. Naw, the dog is fine, it's like a puzzle thing, like a joke. If your dog was real sick, what would you do?
His body is leaning up against mine, his blood staining my undershirt. His head on my left shoulder, the one his dog chewed, and I'm looking into a hole chewed in his neck.
– Shit, man, if Gristle was that sick, like in pain kind of sick? I'd kill him, man, I'd just fucking kill him.
– That's what I figured.
– So what's the punch line, fuck face?
I take his head in my hands, one on the back, the other tucked under his chin. I lean him back against the crumbling post and do it while I'm looking him in the eye. It's a bad position, I'm on my knees with hardly any leverage, but I do it clean and his body slumps to the floor, head dangling at the end of his broken neck. It takes me awhile to find my way out of the basement.
Gristle is where I left him. A vicious animal that will try to kill anything that comes near it once it wakes. I could take him to the park and see if one of Lep's friends wants him, but they won't. I could take him to the pound where they'll keep him for a few days until they see the killer inside him and then put him down. I could leave him on the street to wake up and wreak havoc until he's shot by some cop. I could take him home. I could take him home and care for him until he loves me like he loved Leprosy.
But he won't. He'll be a broken thing without his master. A wounded monster. I kneel in the dirt. I kill him the same way I killed Leprosy, the same sharp twist of the neck. Then I drag him down into the basement, through the warped passageways to the black room, and I drop him next to his friend. Let them be found, and let whoever finds them make of it what they will. I'm going home.
Zombies don't torture people. They don't torture and they don't interrogate and they don't set traps. Someone is fucking with me. And my people.
Evie comes by. She sees the blood and I tell her it's not mine before she can freak out. She makes me take a shower. I want a bath, but hadn't realized just how much of Leprosy's blood I have on me. She takes my clothes and stuffs them in a plastic sack while I rinse off, then she runs the tub and we sit in it naked, facing one another. I tell her Lep is dead, that some guys that have a beef with me killed him. She doesn't ask questions, just rubs soap on a washcloth and scrubs my feet.
The Cole is just the same, same oak, same mural, same high-priced clientele, but this time there's someone new.
– What I'd like to make clear to you, the one most important piece of information that you should walk away from this conversation with, is that I'd like you never to be seen with my fucking wife ever again.
I nod. And Dale Edward Horde nods back.
He's older than his wife, early fifties, but just as groomed. I doubt that there are designer tags on any of his clothes, but discrete, hand-sewn labels from a bespoke shop on the Upper East Side. His haircut is flawless, a flop of graying black bangs sweeping across his forehead. He's fit and ready for the cover of Men's Health, but his eyes are subtly ringed and his lean muscularity speaks more of stress and intensity than of a gym.
He takes another sip of his Talisker, then leans back in his chair and taps his wedding ring against the rim of the glass.
– As public places go, this one is less public than most. It's the prices, the prices make it unlikely that you will find very many tourists popping in to gawp at the well-to-do. But they're \not really the problem, tourists. The problem is the people with money, people my wife and I associate with. The problem with those people is that so few of them work, they have too much time on their hands and they like to keep up on what one another are doing. Your coming in here with my wife raised more than a few eyebrows. Honestly, I don't particularly care if they think the two of you are intimate. You wouldn't be the first roughneck from downtown with whom she's taken up. But it is something for people to talk about, and so talk they will. That talk is what concerns me. Talk circulates and becomes gossip and rumor, and gossip and rumor have wings that carry them very far indeed. No, my concern is not that I should be known as a cuckold, but rather that word of your involvement with my wife might reach the wrong ears; ears, that is, which might know about who and what you are. Ears such as those would be greatly interested in knowing that my wife and I were having dealings with you and your… what is the word? Brethren?