VIII

Monday shaped up as a very good day. Not only did I have a date with Judy, but Maximum Ruhollah had come through with the show-cause order that would let me - Michael Manstein and me, actually - go up and examine the area around the Devonshire dump to see what was leaking and, God willing, find out why. That happened Thursday. He spent Friday quashing appeals from the Devonshire Land Management Consortium.

The order was still good when I got to the Confederal building Monday morning. Had one of the appeals succeeded, the words would have faded right off the page.

They tell stories about officials who go out to conduct their business, open up their briefcases, and pull out a blank sheet of parchment. Nobody dies of embarrassment, but sometimes you wish you could. I reminded myself to check my document before I handed it to Tony Sudakis. If there was anybody I didn't want laughing his head off at me, he was the guy.

I met Michael Manstein up on the seventh floor. He was packing vials of this, jars of that, silk bags full of other things and tied with elaborately knotted scarlet cords into his little black bag. I scratched my head. "Why not just take a good spellchecker?" I asked.

He glanced up from what he was doing. "I am operating under the assumption that we will be searching around the walls for leaks, David," he said, as patiently as if I were a kiddygarden pupil. The containment spells would degrade the performance of the microimps in a spellchecker."

That had certainly happened when I used my own portable to run an unofficial scan of the dump: it hadn't picked up anything but the containment cantrips. I'd figured a more sensitive model would overcome the interference, but the reason I had Michael along, after all, was that he knew more of such things than I did. "You're the wizard," I told him. "Shall we go? Your carpet or mine?"

We ended up taking his; he'd had a special option package installed to insulate his sylphs from the potent magics he often flew with. I didn't care to risk having my carpet break down and strand me in the middle of nowhere (for which, as detractors of Angels City will tell you, St. Ferdinands Valley is an excellent substitute). As we slid down to the lot, I grinned - no staff meeting for me today.

Michael Manstein flew exactly as you would expect: exactly at the speed limit, exactly where he ought to have been, every change of height or direction signaled at exactly the right time. Exact fits Michael exactly, as you will have gathered.

He parked his carpet in the same lot I'd used when I first came up to the Devonshire dump. We got off and started across toward the dump. I'd taken maybe three steps when I said, "Didn't you forget to activate your anti-theft gear? You ought to go back and do it; this isn't a saintly neighborhood."

His thin, rather pallid face took on an expression I'd never seen there before. If you can believe it, Michael Manstein looked smug. He said, "What's sorce for the gear is sorce for the gander."

Sometimes magicians are irritating people. All right, so Michael had better theft protection on his carpet than the usual gear woven into the fibers while it's still on the loom.

All right, so even if someone succeeded in beating that protection, he'd still be able to tell where his rug had gone. But was that excuse enough for making bad puns about it? I didn't think so, especially not early in the morning.

The security guard sitting in his glass booth was a different fellow from the one who'd been there the last time I went up to the dump, so he didn't recognize me. Two EPA sigils and a show-cause order prominently displayed (yes, it still had writing on it) were plenty to get his attention, though. He picked up his phone, called Tony Sudakis, then came back out to us and said, "He'll be here in a minute."

Sudakis took longer than that, but not much. The guard set the insulated footbridge over the barrier so Tony could come out and talk with us. He gave me a bonecrusher handclasp, made Michael wince with another one, and said,

"Okay, let's see the order."

I gave it to him. He read it carefully, handed it back to me.

This says you're authorized to search 'the surround of the aforementioned property.'" He made a face. "Lawyer talk. Anyway, this doesn't say thing one about coming inside."

That's right" I nodded. "We're trying to see what's leaking out, after all."

"Okay," Sudakis said again. "I am directed by our legal staff to provide no more cooperation than what the order demands. That means that if you need to take a leak, you've got to do it across the street. You can't come into the containment area for anything." He gave me an apologetic shrug.

"I'm sorry, Dave, but that's what my orders are."

"Since we'll be sniffing around your wall, maybe I'll just stand up against it if I need to whizz," I told him. He gave me a funny look; bureaucrats aren't supposed to talk like that.

Michael Manstein said, "I'm going to get to work now." He opened up his little black bag and started taking things out of it Sudakis watched him setting up. I watched Sudakis. After a minute or so, I said, "Walk around the comer with me, Tony."

"Why? You gonna whizz on my shoes?" But he walked around the comer with me.

As soon as we were out of sight of Michael - and, more to the point, the security guard - I gestured as if I were pulling out an amulet. Tony Sudakis might be a bruiser, but don't ever think he's dumb. He went through his little pagan ritual with the chunk of amber he wore in place of a crucifix.

When he nodded to me, I said, "Okay, we can't go inside the dump. I understand your position. But I still want to ask you about something I saw, or thought I saw, when I was in there before. I'd have done it sooner, but I keep forgetting."

"What is it?" His voice was absolutely neutral; I couldn't tell whether he wanted to help, was angry at me, curious, or anything. He just set the words out in front of him as if they'd been printed on parchment.

I described as best I could the Nothing I'd seen in the dump, the way, just for an instant, the containment wall seemed to recede to an infinite distance from my eyes. "Did you ever notice anything like that?" I asked him. "It was - unnerving."

"Sounds that way," he agreed, and now he let life creep back into his words. He shook his big fair head. "Nope, can't say I ever did see anything of that sort." He quickly raised a hand. "Don't get me wrong, Dave - I believe you. You spend as much time as I have inside that containment area and you'll see all lands of strange things. Like I said before, you get all those toxic bits of not-quite-spent sorcery reacting with each other and you will see funny things. You'd better believe you will. But that particular one, no. Sorry."

"Okay, thanks anyhow." I didn't know whether to believe him or not; as usual, he was hard to get a spell on. I wondered if it was because he worshiped Perkunas. In a mostly Judeo-Christian country (and the same goes for Muslim lands, too), followers of other Powers often seem difficult to fathom. On the other hand, Tony probably would have been tricky if he'd been a Catholic, too.

"Anything else - anything else short - you want to talk about while the charm's still on?" he asked.

I shook my head. We went back around the comer to the containment area entrance. The security guard looked moderately entranced himself, watching Michael set up. Tony Sudakis didn't give Manstein even a glance; he positioned the footbridge, motioned for the guard to pick it up again, and marched in toward his office.

Maybe working in the toxic spell dump for so long had dulled Tony's sense of wonder. Lots of strange things undoubtedly happened in there, most of the sort you wouldn't want to see outside a stout sorcerous barrier. But for me - and evidently for the security guard, too - nothing is more interesting than watching a skilled thaumaturgical craftsman at work. And Michael Manstein is one of the best If you're looking merely to detect the presence of most substances and Powers, you don't need fancy sorcery. Suppose you want to find out if someone's spilled sugar under a rug, for instance. Get out some sugar of your own and apply the law of similarity. If you get a reaction in your control bowl, it was sugar under the rug all along (ants everywhere are a good due, too).