I got there unscathed, shut the door to my office, and got on the phone. The first person I called was Legate Kawaguchi. He heard me out, then asked, "This occurred where? On The Second past Anglewood, you said?"
"That's right."
"This location, unfortunately, is not within the jurisdiction of the Angels City Constabulary Department, Inspector Fisher. I suggest you contact the Hawthorne constables and report it to them."
So I did, feeling foolish. People always say "Angeles City" or "A.C.," but the metropolitan area has lots of other municipalities, some large like Long Beach, others minuscule, but all of them jealously hanging onto as much autonomy as they can. The Hawthorne constables took my report and promised they'd look into it, but I didn't have any great faith in the promise. Unlike Kawaguchi, they had no feel for the kind of case in which I'd gotten myself involved. The decurion at the other end of the line asked if my flying could have angered the two men who dropped the earth elemental on my carpet He wanted to keep things inside a simple framework.
When I finally got off the line there, I called Charlie KeDy in D.St.C. I listened to the imp at the far end squawk. It sounded very far away. I know you're going to tell me that's nonsense: thanks to the ether, no two points are more distant than any other two. I don't care; I'm teDing you what I heard.
"Charles KeBy, Environmental Perfection Agency." Took him long enough to answer his bloody telephone, I thought "Good morning, Charlie," I said; it was still morning back in D.StC., with half an hour to spare. "This is David Fisher, out in Angels City. A couple of men tried to kill me last night Charlie. As far as I can tell, the only reason anybody would want to do that is the toxic spell dump case I'm working on - your toxic spell dump case. Don't you think it's about time you gave me the gospel truth, Charlie?"
"David, I-" There was a long, long silence on the other end, then a tiny sound, and then more silence. Even though it was reproduced through two phone imps, I recognized the sound: it was a handset going gently back into its cradle.
Charlie had hung up on me.
I didn't believe - no, I didn't want to believe - what that meant. Maybe, I told myself, Charlie'd had somebody important walk in and he'd get back to me later. Back in D.St.C., there were lots of important people, and even more who thought they were. I fooled with the parchment on my desk for fifteen minutes, then called back.
The phone squawked even longer than it had before.
Finally I got an answer "Environmental Perfection Agency, Melody Trudeau speaking." It was a woman's voice, all right not the gravelly tones that made Charlie identifiable in spite of phone imps.
"Mistress Trudeau, this is David Fisher, from the Angels City EPA office. I'm looking for Charlie Kelly. I was on the phone with him a little while ago, and we got cut off." That was more than giving him the benefit of the doubt but I still thought I might as well.
Then Melody Trudeau said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Fisher, but Mr. Kelly left for the day about fifteen minutes ago. Would you like me to take down a message for him?"
The kind of message I wanted to give him, I couldn't send over the phone. I said, "No, that's all right; thank you for asking," and hung up.
After that I just stared at the phone for about five minutes. I needed that long for what had happened to soak in.
As far as I could tell, Charlie Kelly had told me he didn't give a damn whether I lived or died. I know the Confederation has been only remotely feudal since not long after we broke away from England, but I still thought supervisors owed subordinates something in the way of loyalty, especially when they were the ones who'd got their subordinates into the mess in the first place. Go ahead, call me naive.
I started to go up front and dump my troubles on Bea, but stopped about two steps away from my door. What was I supposed to tell her? "I'm sorry, boss, but I may not be in tomorrow because someone will have murdered me"? That didn't do the job, and what point complaining to her about Charlie Kelly? She couldn't do anything she was junior to Charlie, too. She'd think he was contemptible, sure, but I already thought he was contemptible.
I stood there, halfway between my desk and the door, getting madder by the second. Then I turned around and stomped back to my chair. If Charlie wouldn't listen to me, Henry Legion would.
Seems logical, right?. Getting hold of the CI spook wasn't as easy as I thought it was going to be. Central Intelligence wasn't in the D.StC. telephone directory, apparently on the assumption that if you couldn't figure out how to reach them, you really didn't need to talk to them.
After I'd scratched my head for a minute or two, I called Saul Klein. He works for the Confederal Bureau of Investigation; his offices are a couple of floors above mine. I'd gotten to know him on the elevator and in the cafeteria. He's a good enough fellow. When he answered the phone, I said,
"Saul? How are you? This is Dave Fisher down in the EPA.
Can I pick your brain for a minute?"
"Sure, Dave," he answered. "What's up?"
"You know those little musical sprites they import from Alemania?"
The mmisingers? Sure. What about 'em?"
"I've heard some people express concern that they don't just learn new songs while they're here - that they might be picking up other things which could be useful for Alemanic intelligence." As far as I knew, there was nothing to that.
Minisingers aren't spooks; you just take 'em to your Heeler and turn 'em loose. A lot of taverns have them for background music, things like that. But my madness had method to it. Ingenuous as all get out, I asked, "Would that be CBI business, Saul?"
"Intelligence by foreign Powers? No, we don't touch that, Dave. You need to talk to Central Intelligence back at the capital," he said.
"Thanks. Do you happen to have their number?"
"Sure. I've got it right here," he said, and gave it to me. I wrote it down, thanked him again, and made my phone call.
Sometimes the indirect approach is best Once I was actually talking with a real live human being (or so I presumed - you never can tell with CI), things went better. I got connected to Henry Legion faster than I'd ever been transferred before.
"Good day, Inspector Fisher," the CI spook said. His phone voice sounded more like his real voice than any natural person's. I wondered if that was because he, like the phone imps, was a creature of the Other Side, so they could pick up the essence of his voice as well as what he said.
While I was wondering, he went on, "I thought I might hear from you again, but not so soon as this. What is the occasion of the call?"
"Somebody tried to Idll me last night," I answered bluntly.
"The only reason I can think of for anybody wanting to do that is the toxic spell dump case. I want to get to the bottom of that, and you're the only channel I have now."
No denying Henry Legion was sharp; he pounced on that last word like a lycanthrope leaping onto a roast of beef.
"Now?" he said. "You previously had another source of information who has become inaccessible to you?"
"Inaccessible is just the word." I know I sounded bitter;
I'd thought Charlie Kelly was a friend - oh, not a close friend, but somebody who wouldn't let me down if things got tough. He'd shown me what that notion was worth, though.
Well, my loyalty to him stopped at the point where it was liable to get me killed. I told the spook, 'You asked how I got wind of the danger of a Third Sorcerous War?"
"Yes?" Across three thousand miles, I could visualize his ectoplasmic ears springing to attention.
"Wait a minute," I said. "Before I tell you, I want your promise that you'll let me know what's going on. Everybody keeps saying that the more I know, the more dangerous it'll be for me. I can't think of anything a lot more dangerous than getting killed."