Ready? Okay. Get a radar installed in your car, paint your windshield and windows jet black, and get out on that freeway.
It was like that.
It didn't seem so bad at first. The stars kept coming at me, and I kept dodging, and after a while it settled down to a kind of routine. From experience I could tell at a glance whether a star was heavy enough and close enough to wreck me. But in Nakamura Lines I'd only had to take that glance every six hours or so. Here I didn't dare look away. As I grew fired, the near misses came closer and closer. After three hours of it I had to drop out.
The stars had a subtly unfamiliar look. With a sudden jar I realized that I was entirely out of known space. Sirius, Antares — I'd never recognize them from here; I wasn't even sure they were visible. I shook it off and called home.
«Long Shot calling General Products, Long Shot calling —»
«Beowulf Shaeffer?»
«Have I ever told you what a lovely, sexy voice you have?»
«No. Is everything going well?»
«I'm afraid not. In fact, I'm not going to make it.»
A pause. «Why not?»
«I can't keep dodging these stars forever. One of them's going to get me if I keep on much longer. The ship's just too goddamn fast.»
«Yes. We must design a slower ship.»
«I hate to give up that good pay, but my eyes feel like peeled onions. I ache all over. I'm turning back.»
«Shall I play your contract for you?»
«No. Why?»
«Your only legal reason for returning is a mechanical failure. Otherwise you forfeit twice your pay.»
I said, «Mechanical failure?» There was a toolbox somewhere in the ship, with a hammer in it …
«I did not mention it before, since it did not seem polite, but two of the cameras are in the lifesystem. We had thought to use films of you for purposes of publicity, but —»
«I see. Tell me one thing, just one thing. When the regional president of We Made It sent you my name, did he mention that I'd discovered your planet has no moon?»
«Yes, he did mention that matter. You accepted one million stars for your silence. He naturally has a recording of the bargain.»
«I see.» So that's why they'd picked Beowulf Shaeffer, well-known author. «The trip'll take longer than I thought.»
«You must pay a penalty for every extra day over four months. Two thousand stars per day late.»
«Your voice has acquired an unpleasant grating sound. Good-bye.»
I went on in. Every hour I shifted to normal space for a ten-minute coffee break. I dropped out for meals, and I dropped out for sleep. Twelve hours per ship's day I spent traveling, and twelve trying to recover. It was a losing battle.
By the end of day two I knew I wasn't going to make the four-month limit. I might do it in six months, forfeiting one hundred and twenty thousand stars, leaving me almost where I started. Serve me right for trusting a puppeteer!
Stars were all around me, shining through the floor and between the banked instruments. I sucked coffee, trying not to think. The Milky Way shone ghostly pale between my feet. The stars were thick now; they'd get thicker as I approached the Core, until finally one got me.
An idea! And about time, too.
The golden voice answered immediately. «Beowulf Shaeffer?»
«There's nobody else here, honey. Look, I've thought of something. Would you send —»
«Is one of your instruments malfunctioning, Beowulf Shaeffer?»
«No, they all work fine, as far as they go. Look —»
«Then what could you possibly have to say that would require my attention?»
«Honey, now is the time to decide. Do you want revenge, or do you want your ship back?»
A small silence. Then, «You may speak,»
«I can reach the Core much faster if I first get into one of the spaces between the arms. Do we know enough about the galaxy to know where our arm ends?»
«I will send to the Institute of Knowledge to find out.»
«Good.»
Four hours later I was dragged from a deathlike sleep by the ringing of the hyperphone. It was not the president but some flunky. I remembered calling the puppeteer «honey» last night, tricked by my own exhaustion and that seductive voice, and wondered if I'd hurt his puppeteer feelings. «He» might be a male; a puppeteer's sex is one of his little secrets. The flunky gave me a bearing and distance for the nearest gap between stars.
It took me another day to get there. When the stars began to thin out, I could hardly believe it. I turned off the hyperdrive, and it was true. The stars were tens and hundreds of light-years apart. I could see part of the Core peeking in a bright rim above the dim flat cloud of mixed dust and stars.
From then on it was better. I was safe if I glanced at the mass pointer every ten minutes or so. I could forget the rest breaks, eat meals, and do isometrics while watching the pointers. For eight hours a day I slept, but during the other sixteen I moved. The gap swept toward the Core in a narrowing curve, and I followed it.
As a voyage of exploration the trip would have been a fiasco. I saw nothing. I stayed well away from anything worth seeing. Stars and dust, anomalous wispy clusters shining in the dark of the gap, invisible indications that might have been stars — my cameras picked them up from a nice safe distance, showing tiny blobs of light. In three weeks I moved almost seventeen thousand light-years toward the Core.
The end of those three weeks was the end of the gap.
Before me was an uninteresting wash of stars backed by a wall of opaque dust clouds. I still had thirteen thousand light-years to go before I reached the center of the galaxy-I took some pictures and moved in.
Ten-minute breaks, mealtimes that grew longer and longer for the rest they gave, sleep periods that left my eyes red and burning. The stars were thick and the dust was thicker, so that the mass pointer showed a blur of blue broken by sharp blue lines. The lines began to get less sharp. I took breaks every half hour …
Three days of that.
It was getting near lunchtime on the fourth day. I sat watching the mass pointer, noting the fluctuations in the blue blur which. showed the changing density of the dust around me. Suddenly it faded out completely. Great, wouldn't it be nice if the mass pointer went out on me? But the sharp starlines were still there, ten or twenty of them pointing in all directions. I went back to steering. The clock chimed to indicate a rest period. I sighed happily and dropped into normal space.
The clock showed that I had half an hour to wait for lunch. I thought about eating anyway, decided against it. The routine was all that kept me going. I wondered what the sky looked like, reflexively looked up so I wouldn't have to look down at the transparent floor. That big an expanse of hyperspace is hard even on trained eyes. I remembered I wasn't in hyperspace and looked down.
For a time I just stared. Then, without taking my eyes off the floor, I reached for the hyperphone.
«Beowulf Shaeffer?»
«No, this is Albert Einstein. I stowed away when the Long Shot took off, and I've decided to turn myself in for the reward.»
«Giving misinformation is an implicit violation of contract. Why have you called?»
«I can see the Core.»
«That is not a reason to call. It was implicit in your contract that you would see the Core.»
«Damn it, don't you care? Don't you want to know what it looks like?»
«If you wish to describe it now, as a precaution against accident, I will switch you to a dictaphone. However, if your mission is not totally successful, we cannot use your recording.»
I was thinking up a really searing answer when I heard the click. Great; my boss had hooked me into a dictaphone. I said one short sentence and hung up.