The stage was big and bare and empty, except for a sack which was scuttling determinedly for freedom.

Mrs Plinge looked both ways very carefully.

'Mr Pounder? Are you there?'

It suddenly seemed to her that the stage was even bigger and even more distinctly empty than before.

'Mr Pounder? Cooo‑eee?'

She craned around.

'Hello? Mr Pounder?'

Something floated down from above and landed beside her.

It was a grubby black hat, with candle ends around the brim.

She looked up.

'Mr Pounder?' she said.

Mr Pounder was used to darkness. It held no fears for him. And he'd always prided himself on his night vision. If there was any light at all, any speck, any glimmer of phosphorescent rot, he could make use of it. His candled hat was as much for show as anything else.

His candled hat... he'd thought I He'd lost it but, it was strange, here it was, still on his head. Yes, indeed. He rubbed his throat thoughtfully. There was something important he couldn't quite remember...

It was very dark.

SQUEAK?

He looked up.

Standing in the air, at eye‑level, was a robed figure about six inches high. A bony nose, with bent grey whiskers, protruded from the hood. Tiny skeletal fingers gripped a very small scythe.

Mr Pounder nodded thoughtfully to himself. You didn't rise to membership of the Inner Circle of the Guild of Ratcatchers without hearing a few whispered rumours. Rats had their own Death, they said, as well as their own kings, parliaments and nations. No human had ever seen it, though.

Up until now.

He felt honoured. He'd won the Golden Mallet for most rats caught every year for the past five years, but he respected them, as a soldier. might respect a cunning and valiant enemy.

'Er... I'm dead, aren't I... ?'

SQUEAK.

Mr Pounder felt that many eyes were watching him. Many small, shining eyes.

'And... what happens now?'

SQUEAK.

The soul of Mr Pounder looked at his hands. They seemed to be elongating, and getting hairier. He could feel his ears growing, and a certain rather embarrassing elongation happening at the base of his spine. He'd spent most of his life in a single‑minded activity in dark places, yet even so...

'But I don't believe in reincarnation!' he protested.

SQUEAK.

And this, Mr Pounder understood with absolute rodent clarity, meant: reincarnation believes in you.

Mr Bucket went through his mail very carefully, and finally breathed out when the pile failed to disgorge another letter with the Opera House crest.

He sat back and pulled open his desk drawer for a pen.

There was an envelope there.

He stared at it, and then slowly picked up his paperknife.

Sliiiiit ...

...rustle...

I will be obliged if Christine sings the role of Iodine in 'La Triviata' tonight.

The weather continues fine. I trust you are well.

Yrs.

The Opera Ghost

'Mr Salzella! Mr Salzella!'

Bucket pushed back his chair and hurried to the door, opening it just in time to confront a ballerina, who screamed at him.

Since his nerves were already strained, he responded by screaming back at her. This seemed to have the effect that usually a wet flannel or a slap was necessary to achieve. She stopped and gave him an affronted look.

'He's struck again, hasn't he!' moaned Bucket.

'He's here! It's the Ghost!' said the girl, determined to get the line out even though it was not required.

'Yes, yes, I think I know,' muttered Bucket. 'I just hope it wasn't anybody expensive.'

He stopped halfway along the corridor and then spun around. The girl cringed away from his wavering finger.

'At least stand on tiptoe!' he shouted. 'You probably cost me a dollar just running up here!'

There was a crowd in a huddle on the stage. In the centre was that new girl, the fat one, kneeling down and comforting an old woman. Bucket vaguely recognized the latter. She was one of the staff that had come with the Opera House, as much part of the whole thing as the rats or the gargoyles that infested the rooftops.

She was holding something in front of her. 'It just fell out of the flies,' she said. 'His poor hat!'

Bucket looked up. As his eyes grew accustomed to the darkness he made out a shape up among the battens, spinning slowly...

'Oh, dear,' he said. 'And I thought he'd written such a polite letter...'

'Really? Then now read this one,' said Salzella, coming up behind him.

'Must I?'

'It's addressed to you.'

Bucket unfolded the piece of paper.

Hahahaha! Ahahahaha!

Yrs.

The Opera Ghost

PS: Ahahahaha!!!!

He gave Salzella an agonized look. 'Who's the poor fellow up there?'

'Mr Pounder, the ratcatcher. Rope dropped around his neck, other end attached to some sandbags. They went down. He went... up.'

'I don't understand! Is this man mad?'

Salzella put an arm around his shoulders and led him away from the crowd. 'Well, now,' he said, as kindly as he could. 'A man who wears evening dress all the time, lurks in the shadows and occasionally kills people. Then he sends little notes, writing maniacal laughter. Five exclamation marks again, I notice. We have to ask ourselves: is this the career of a sane man?'

'But why ishe doing it?' wailed Bucket.

'That is only a relevant question if he is sane,' said Salzella calmly. 'He may be doing it because the little yellow pixies tell him to.'

'Sane? How can he be sane?' said Bucket. 'You were right, you know. The atmosphere in this placed drive anyone crazy. I very well may be the only one here with both feet on the ground!' He turned. His eyes narrowed when he saw a group of, chorus girls whispering nervously.

'You girls! Don't just stand there! Let's see you jump up and down!' he rasped. 'On one leg!'

He turned back to Salzella. 'What was I saying?'

'You were saying,' said Salzella, 'that you have both feet on. the ground. Unlike the corps de ballet. And the corpse de Mr Pounder.'

'I think that comment was in rather poor taste,' said Bucket coldly.

'My view,' said the director of music, 'is that we should shut down, get all the able‑bodied men together, issue them with torches, go through this place from top to bottom, flush him out, chase him through the city, catch him and beat him to a pulp, and then throw what's left into the river. It's the only way to be sure.'

'You know we can't afford to shut down,' Bucket said. 'We seem to make thousands a week but we seem to spend thousands a week, too. I'm sure I don't know where it goes‑ I thought running this place was just a matter of getting bums on seats, but every time I look up there's a bum spinning gently in the air‑ What's he going to do next, I ask myself–'

They looked at one another and then, as if pulled by some kind of animal magnetism, their gazes turned and flew out over the auditorium until they found the huge, glittering bulk of the chandelier.

'Oh, no...' moaned Bucket. 'He wouldn't, would he? That would shut us down.'

Salzella sighed. 'Look, it weighs more than a ton,' he said. 'The supporting rope is thicker than your arm. The winch is padlocked when it's not in use. It's safe.'