"If I let you out, will you get back in later?"

The spider puppy considered this. A conditional proposition seemed beyond its semantic attainments, for it repeated, "Want out." Max took a chance.

Mr. Chips landed on his shoulder and started going through his pockets. "Candy," it demanded. "Candy?"

Max stroked it. "Sorry, chum. I didn't know."

"Candy?"

"No candy." Mr. Chips investigated personally, then settled in the crook of Max's arm, prepared to spend a week or more. It wasn't, Max decided, much like a puppy and certainly not like a spider, except that six legs seemed excessive. The two front ones had little hands; the middle legs served double duty. It was more like a monkey, but felt like a cat. It had a slightly spicy fragrance and seemed quite clean.

Max tried talking to it, but found its intellectual attainments quite limited. Certainly it used human words meaningfully but its vocabulary was not richer than that which might be expected of a not-too-bright toddler.

When Max tried to return it to its cage there ensued twenty minutes of brisk exercise, broken by stalemates. Mr. Chips swarmed over the cages, causing hysterics among the cats. When at last the spider puppy allowed itself to be caught it still resisted imprisonment, clinging to Max and sobbing. He ended by walking it like a baby until it fell asleep.

This was a mistake. A precedent had been set and thereafter Max was not permitted to leave the kennel without walking the baby.

He wondered about the "Miss Coburn" described on the tag as Mr. Chips' owner. All of the owners of cats and dogs had shown up to visit their pets, but Mr. Chips remained unvisited. He visualized her as a sour and hatchet-faced spinster who had received the pet as a going-away present and did not appreciate it. As his friendship with the spider puppy grew his mental picture of Miss E. Coburn became even less attractive.

The _Asgard_ was over a week out and only days from its first spatial transition before Max had a chance to compare conception with fact. He was cleaning the stables, with Mr. Chips riding his shoulder and offering advice, when Max heard a shrill voice from the kennel compartment. "Mr. _Chips!_ Chipsie! Where are you?"

The spider puppy sat up suddenly and turned its head. Almost immediately a young female appeared in the door; Mr. Chips squealed, "Ellie!" and jumped to her arms. While they were nuzzling each other Max looked her over. Sixteen, he judged, or seventeen. Or maybe even eighteen--shucks, how was a fellow to tell when womenfolk did such funny things to their faces? Anyhow she was no beauty and the expression on her face didn't help it any.

She looked up at him and scowled. "What were you doing with Chipsie? Answer me that!"

It got his back fur up. "Nothing," he said stiffly. "If you will excuse me, ma'am, I'll get on with my work." He turned his back and bent over his broom.

She grabbed his arm and swung him around. "Answer me! Or ... or--I'll tell the Captain, that's what I'll do!"

Max counted ten, then just to be sure, recalled the first dozen 7-place natural logarithms. "That's your privilege, ma'am," he said with studied calmness, "but first, what's your name and what is your business here? I'm in charge of these compartments and responsible for these animals--as the Captain's representative." This he knew to be good space law, although the concatenation was long.

She looked startled. "Why, I'm Eldreth Coburn," she blurted as if anyone should know.

"And your business?"

"I came to see Mr. Chips--of course!"

"Very well, ma'am. You may visit your pet for a reasonable period," he added, quoting verbatim from his station instruction sheet. "Then he goes back in his cage. Don't disturb the other animals and don't feed them. That's orders."

She started to speak, decided not to and bit her lip. The spider puppy had been looking from face to face and listening to a conversation far beyond its powers, although it may have sensed the emotions involved. Now it reached out and plucked Max's sleeve. "Max," Mr. Chips announced brightly. "Max!"

Miss Coburn again looked startled. "Is that your name?"

"Yes, ma'am. Max Jones. I guess he was trying to introduce me. Is that it, old fellow?"

"Max," Mr. Chips repeated firmly. "Ellie."

Eldreth Coburn looked down, then looked up at Max with a sheepish smile. "You two seem to be friends. I guess I spoke out of turn. Me and my mouth."

"No offense meant I'm sure, ma'am."

Max had continued to speak stiffly; she answered quickly, "Oh, but I was rude! I'm sorry--I'm always sorry afterwards. But I got panicky when I saw the cage open and empty and I thought I had lost Chipsie."

Max grinned grudgingly. "Sure. Don't blame you a bit. You were scared."

"That's it--I was scared." She glanced at him. "Chipsie calls you Max. May I call you Max?"

"Why not? Everybody does--and it's my name."

"And you call me Eldreth, Max. Or Ellie."

She stayed on, playing with the spider puppy, until Max had finished with the cattle. She then said reluctantly, "I guess I had better go, or they'll be missing me."

"Are you coming back?"

"Oh, of course!"

"Ummm ... Miss Eldreth ..."

"Ellie."

"--May I ask a question?" He hurried on, "Maybe it's none of my business, but what took you so long? That little fellow has been awful lonesome. He thought you had deserted him."

"Not 'he'--'she'."

"Huh?"

"Mr. Chips is a girl," she said apologetically. "It was a mistake anyone could make. Then it was too late, because it would confuse her to change her name."

The spider puppy looked up brightly and repeated, "'Mr. Chips is a girl.' Candy, Ellie?"

"Next time, honey bun."

Max doubted if the name was important, with the nearest other spider puppy light-years away. "You didn't answer my question?"

"Oh. I was so mad about that I wanted to bite. They wouldn't let me."

"Who's 'they'? Your folks?"

"Oh, no! The Captain and Mrs. Dumont." Max decided that it was almost as hard to extract information from her as it was from Mr. Chips. "You see, I came aboard in a stretcher--some silly fever, food poisoning probably. It couldn't be much because I'm tough. But they kept me in bed and when the Surgeon did let me get up, Mrs. Dumont said I mustn't go below 'C' deck. She had some insipid notion that it wasn't proper."

Max understood the stewardess's objection; he had already discovered that some of his shipmates were a rough lot--though he doubted that any of them would risk annoying a girl passenger. Why, Captain Blaine would probably space a man for that.

"So I had to sneak out. They're probably searching for me right now. I'd better scoot."

This did not fit in with Mr. Chips' plans; the spider puppy clung to her and sobbed, stopping occasionally to wipe tears away with little fists. "Oh, dear!"

Max looked perturbed. "I guess I've spoiled him-- her. Mr. Chips, I mean." He explained how the ceremony of walking the baby had arisen.

Eldreth protested, "But I must go. What'll I do?"

"Here, let's see if he--she--will come to me." Mr. Chips would and did. Eldreth gave her a pat and ran out, whereupon Mr. Chips took even longer than usual to doze off. Max wondered if spider puppies could be hypnotized; the ritual was getting monotonous.

Eldreth showed up next day under the stern eye of Mrs. Dumont. Max was respectful to the stewardess and careful to call Eldreth "Miss Coburn." She returned alone the next day. He looked past her and raised his eyebrows. "Where's your chaperone?"

Eldreth giggled. "La Dumont consulted her husband and he called in your boss--the fat one. They agreed that you were a perfect little gentleman, utterly harmless. How do you like that?"

Max considered it. "Well, I'm an ax murderer by profession, but I'm on vacation."