"What devils?"
"The assassins that were following us."
"I keep telling you, kid. Those weren't Deveels, those were Imps."
"What's the difference?"
"I told you before. Imps are from Imper, and Deveels…."
"… are from Deva," I finished for him. "But what does that mean? I mean, are their powers different or something?"
"You'd better believe it. kid." Aahz snorted. "Deveels are some of the meanest characters you'd ever not want to tangle with. They're some of the most feared and respected characters in the dimensions."
' 'Are they warriors? Mercenaries?"
Aahz shook his head.
"Worse!" he answered. "They're merchants."
"Merchants?"
"Don't sneer, kid. Maybe merchants is too sedate a phrase to describe them. Traders Supreme is more like it."
"Tell me more, Aahz."
"Well, history was never my forte, but as near as I can tell, at one time the entire dimension Deva faced economic ruin. The lands suffered a plague that affected the elements. Fish could not live in its oceans, plants could not grow in the soil. Those plants that did grow were twisted and changed and poisoned the animals. The dimension was no longer able to support the life of its citizenry."
I lay, staring up at the stars as Aahz continued his tale.
"Dimension travel, once a frivolous pastime, now became the key to survival. Many left Deva, migrating singly or in groups to other dimensions. Their tales of their barren, miserable homeland served as a prototype for many religious groups' concept of an after-world for evil souls.
"The ones who stayed, however, decided to use the power of dimension travel in a different way. They established themselves as traders, traveling the dimensions buying and selling wonders. What is common in one dimension is frequently rare in another. As the practice grew, they became rich and powerful… also the shrewdest hagglers in all the dimensions. Their techniques for driving a hard bargain have been passed down from generation to generation and polished until now they are without equal. They are scattered through the dimensions, returning to Deva only occasionally to visit the Bazaar."
"The Bazaar?" I prompted.
"No one can travel extensively in all the dimensions in one lifetime. The Bazaar on Deva is the place the Deveels meet to trade with each other. An off-dimension visitor there will be sore pressed to not lose over much, much less hold his own. It's said if you make a deal with a Deveel, you'd be wise to count your fingers afterward… then your arms and legs, then your relatives…."
"I get the picture. Now how about the Imps?"
"The Imps." Aahz said the word as if it tasted bad. "The Imps are inferior to the Deveels in every way."
"How so?"
"They're cheap imitations. Their dimension, Imper, lies close to Deva, and the Deveels bargain with them so often they're almost bankrupt from the irresistible 'fair deals.' To hold their own, they've taken to aping the Deveels, attempting to peddle wonders through the dimensions. To the uneducated, they may seem clever and powerful; in fact, occasionally they try to pass themselves off as Deveels. Compared to the masters, however, they're bungling incompetents."
He trailed off into silence. I pondered his words, and they prompted another question.
"Say, Aahz?"
"Hmm? Yeah, kid?"
"What dimension do you come from?"
"Perv."
"Does that make you a Pervert?"
"No. That makes me a Pervect. Now shut up!"
I assumed he wanted me to go to sleep, and maintained silence for several minutes. There was just one more question I had to ask, however, if I was going to get any sleep at all.
"Aahz?"
"Keep it down, kid."
"What dimension is this?"
"Hmmm? This is Klah, kid. Now for the last time, shut up."
"What does that make me, Aahz?"
There was no answer.
"Aahz?"
I rolled over to look at him. He was staring out into the darkness and listening intently.
"What is it?"
"I think we've got company, kid."
As if in response to his words, I felt a tremor in the wards as something came through.
I bounded to my feet as two figures appeared at the edge of the firelight. The light was dimming, but was sufficient to reveal the fact that both figures were wearing the hooded cloaks of assassins, and the gold side was out!
Chapter Eight
In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance not to lose one's head.
THE four of us stood in frozen tableau for several minutes studying each other. My mind was racing, but could not focus on the definite course of action. I decided to follow Aahz's lead and simply stood regarding the two figures cooly, trying to ignore the two cross-bows leveled steadily on us.
Finally, one of our visitors broke the silence.
"Well, Throckwoddle? Aren't you going to invite your friends to sit down?"
Surprisingly, this was addressed to me!
"Ummm…." I said.
"Yes, Throckwoddle," Aahz drawled, turning to me. "And aren't you going to introduce me to your colleagues?"
"Urn…." I repeated.
"Perhaps he doesn't remember us," the second figure injected sarcastically.
"Nonsense," responded the first with equal sarcasm. "His two oldest friends? Brockhurst and Higgens? How could he possibly not remember our names? Just because he forgot to share the loot doesn't mean he'd forget our names. Be fair, Higgens."
"Frankly, Brockhurst," responded the other. "I'd rather he remembered the loot and forgot our names."
Their words were stuffy and casual, but the cross-bows never wavered.
I was beginning to get the picture. Apparently these were the two Imps Aahz had assured me couldn't overtake us. Fortunately, it seemed they thought I was the Imp who had killed Garkin… at least I thought it was fortunate.
"Gentlemen," Aahz exclaimed, stepping forward. "Let me say what a great pleasure it is to…."
He stopped as Brockhurst's crossbow leapt to his shoulder in one smooth move.
"I'm not sure who you are," he intoned. "But I'd advise you to stay out of this. This is a private matter between the three of us."
"Brockhurst," interrupted Higgens. "It occurs to me we may be being a bit hasty in our actions."
"Thank you, Higgens," I said, greatly relieved.
"Now that we've established contact," he continued, favoring me with an icy glare, "I feel we should perhaps secure our traveling companion before we continue this… discussion."
"I suppose you're right, Higgens," Brockhurst admitted grudgingly. "Be a good fellow and fetch him along while I watch these two."
"I feel that would be ill-advised on two counts. First, I refuse to approach that beast alone, and second, that would leave you alone facing two to one odds, if you get my point."
"Quite. Well, what do you suggest?"
"That we both fetch our traveling companion and return without delay."
"And what is to keep these two from making a hasty departure?"
"The fact that we'll be watching them from somewhere in the darkness with cross-bows. I believe that should be sufficient to discourage them from making… ah… any movements which might be subject to misinterpretation."
"Very well," Brockhurst yielded grudgingly. "Throckwoddle, I would strongly suggest you not attempt to avoid us further. While I don't believe we could be any more upset with you than we already are, that might actually succeed in provoking us further."
With that, the two figures faded back into darkness.
"What are we going to do, Aahz?" I whispered frantically.
He seemed not to hear me.
"Imps!" he chortled, rubbing his hands together gleefully. "What a stroke of luck!"
"Aahz! They're going to kill me!"