To my mum, nellie, for not being like bridget s ...

Acknowledgements

New year s resolutions

January. an exceptionally bad start

February. valentine s day massacre

March. severe birthday-related. thirties panic

April. inner poise

May. mother-to-be

June. hah! boyfriend

July. huh

August. disintegration

September. up the fireman s pole

Miss bridget jones is distraught, that she will be unable . . . ...

October. date with darcy

November. a criminal in the family

December. oh, christ

January – december a summary