My name is Leila. I moved to New York City for a great internship opportunity but unfortunately it costs a fortune to live there. So I had to find a roommate. The best one I could find was Dane. Tattooed. Male Whore. And annoying. But he had the money to pay half the rent. My only problem? He wants more than just being my roommate...

I'm Dane and I don't have feelings for women. They are just there to get me off. Yeah, I'm a dick and don't care. Unfortunately when I start rooming with Leila she doesn't have time to deal with my sh*t. That's not the biggest problem though. She won't f*ck me.

I finally met my match...