As I moved to get it, she added,

“Make it a large.”

Indeed.

The barman didn’t ask if cloves were required or what whiskey. It was old Galway, so cloves and Jameson as sure as the swans were in the Claddagh basin. Smelled so good, I ordered one my own self. Brought them back and she wrapped her hands around the glass, hot as it was, like a forlorn rosary, said,

“Stewart left me a shit pile of money.”

“Me, too.”

She seemed surprised but not enough to compare figures. She took a gulp of the drink, swallowed, and shuddered as the whiskey hit. Her face turned a bright high-proof red, her eyes watered, and she was temporarily robbed of speech.

Why we drink the stuff.

Finally, she said,

“I’m giving the money away.”

Ah, for fooksake, Jesus. I waited a beat, asked,

“Why?”

Trying not to let bitterness leak over my tone. She seemed not to notice, said,

“My neighbor Kathleen used to go every evening for cat food, five o’clock.”

This abrupt turn in the conversation didn’t faze me. Put it down to the Jay. I said,

“Did she?”

Her glass was empty, and bearing in mind it was a double, I hesitated before offering another. She said,

“Kathleen didn’t have a cat.”

I had to roll with it, gave a brief smile as if it made some sense. She continued,

“She’d go to Dunne’s, buy half a bottle of vodka, and drink it on the way home.”

This insanity made a bizarre logic to me but, then, I’d been drinking in a lunatic fashion for so long that the only thing to surprise me would be social drinking.

. . The aim of life is self-development. To realize one’s nature perfectly.

Kelly felt she’d followed Oscar’s dictum pretty closely. Now, as she lay flat on the table, the guy leaned over her back, glanced at the portrait she’d provided, asked,

“Who is the dude? Is it, like, Rupert Everett?”

She laughed, as, indeed, the actor had played Oscar and quite convincingly. She said,

“Can you do it?”

He moved the needle back, said,

“Babe, you got the cash, I can put the Rolling Stones on there.”

As if.

The guy had offered, as he put it,

“A spliff or something, to, you know, ease the pain?”

For Oscar, pain was bliss and she wanted to feel him. The guy worked in silence, then asked,

“Mind if I take a cig break?”

She sat up, not covering her breasts but the guy didn’t stare, rolled a Taylor-made, lit up, sighed, said,

“That’s goanna cover your whole back, you know?”

She waited. The Stieg Larsson gig was due to come around.

Yup.

He said,

“Like The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.”

So

She said,

“Who’d you prefer, Noomi Rapace or the Hollywood chick?”

Leaning on chick just to, you know, like fuck with him. He said,

“I don’t do flicks.”

Took her a moment to realize he meant movies, so she, said,

“Whatever.”

A guy came bursting in, big fellah in a biker jacket, red face, eyes popping, like meth jag or something, shouted,

“Who the fuck owns the grey BMW?”

She looked at him, said in a meek tone,

“That’d be me.”

He glared at her, snarled,

“Yah stupid cunt.”

For some time, she’d felt herself disintegrating, had read about the effect in countless books, but couldn’t believe it would take her.

It was and did.

She shot a hand out, grabbed the tattoo needle, and jammed it in the guy’s eye, said,

“Language.”

The tattoo guy stared in horror as the man roared, the needle vibrating in the socket, and it seemed like forever before he fell to the floor. Kelly put her shirt on, put some money on the table, said,

“We’ll pick this up later.”

Thinking,

“Fuck, I’m forgetting something.”

As she drove off, she remembered,

“Don’t leave witnesses.”

But mostly she felt a sadness that only part of Oscar covered her back. That made her laugh and she shouted,

“Who’s got my back, eh? Answer me that.”

The BMW stalled at a traffic light. Heard the constant whine of Reardon, if not of reason,

“Godammit, you’re flooding the engine.”

A young guy, maybe seventeen, at the light, whistled,

At her

The car

The stalling

Or a combo

Wasn’t clear.

She rolled down the window, asked,

“Want this car?”

He did a double take, went,

“You’re fookin’ jokin’.”

She got out, handed him the keys, said,

“Go for it.”

He took the keys, slid in tentatively, asked,

“What’s the catch?”

She smiled, said,

“Only one requirement.”

He’d already decided to get like double fuck time out of there but played, said,

“Yeah?”

“Be Meat Loaf.”

“Wha?”

“Like a bat out of hell.”

He did.

Tires screeching, no flooded engine now. She thought,

“What would Oscar do?”

“A cocktail.”

But of course.

The Skef was running a happy hour. She perched on the long bar, asked the sharp-looking bar guy,

“You do Long Island Tea?”

“Does Greece long for the drachma?”

That being a yes.

Showed he was not only a graduate of handsome lessons but down with, like, you know, events, as in current.

He served the drink with a flourish. She hoped to fuck he wouldn’t say,

“Voilà.”

He did.

She tasted it, said,

“Mmmm.”

She asked,

“You ever see Basic Instinct?”

No.

The guy wasn’t the brightest, so she spelled it out.

“Wanna fuck?”

In the bathroom, tearing each other’s clothes off, he stopped, gasped,

“Your back. . it’s bleeding!”

She adopted a Brit accent, went,

“It’s bleeding Oscar.”

* * *

I’d just woken up, barely had the shower and stuff done, about to have the first kick-ass coffee, when the doorbell went.

Loud and insistent.

I muttered,

“Fuck.”

Pulled it open to Ridge, another Guard, both in pressed uniforms. I snapped,

“What?”

Needed to be on the second cup of caffeine before I could listen to whatever shite they brought. It was never good and always way too early. Ridge said,

“Let’s take this inside.”

We did.

Ridge, glancing around, not seeing anything to warm her, asked,

“Are you alone?”

I grabbed my cup, got some down, asked,

“You mean in the metaphysical sense?”

The Guard, young and obviously gung ho, eager to test his power, commanded,

“Answer the question.”

I looked at him. Ah, to be twenty-two and stupid. I asked,

“Or what?”

Ridge, flexing her sergeant’s stripe, said,

“Yesterday, your lady friend stabbed a man to death.”

I knew, I fucking knew, it could be only one person, stalled.

“Need a little more than that.”

She could play, said,

“Kelly Reardon.”

I finished the coffee, waited for the kick, said,

“I haven’t seen her.”

The young Guard looked around, like he’d like to be sure. Ridge sighed, said,

“If you do hear from her, I trust you’ll be in touch.”

I gave her my best smile, said,

“Trust, loaded word.”

She let that slide, said,

“Later.”

Headed out, the young cop lingered. I’d an idea of what was coming. He said,

“Heard you were a Guard.”

I smiled, said,

“This is where you tell me that won’t cut me any slack, and oh, yeah. . in a measured tone, you’ll tell me you don’t like me.”

He reddened, so even younger than I thought. I continued,

“You see for it to matter that you don’t like someone, you have to matter and, trust an old Guard on this, you are a long way from mattering to anyone, so hustle back to Toytown.”

And slammed the door on him.

Another enlistment in the ranks of those who loathed me.

Fun though.

The coffee was way cold. Was it too early for a Jay? Not if the cops have been, so maybe a wee dram. Sat in an armchair, tried to figure about Kelly obviously unraveling. No doubt in my mind now: she was the vigilante killer and, more than likely, Stewart’s killer, too. What was I going to do now in light of my feelings for her?