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Sivec Tara

Книга "Futures and Frosting"

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  1.         FUTURES AND FROSTING A SUGARCOA...
    1.         FUTURES AND FROSTING A SUGARCOATED H...
    2. Copyright © September 2012 Tara Sivec   IS...
    3.         ...
    4. TABLE OF CONTENTS 1.  Green Jell-O and Snapping Turtles ...
    5. Acknowledgements There are so many amazing people I need to than...
    6.   Futures and Frosting   ...
    7. 1.  Green Jell-O and Snapping Turtles I have a dream. And in this dream I’...
    8. 2.  My Dog Has the Hungry “I just don’t think it’s a good idea, ...
    9. 3.  He Went to Jared “Hey, Carter, when I drunk dialed you last ...
    10. 4.  He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not “I think he’s going to break up...
    11. 5.  Suck for a Buck Friday night is finally here and the work we...
    12. 6.  Back Door Action Oh.  My.  God.  What is that nois...
    13. 7.  Whore Dizzle I shower, dress and walk through the lobby of t...
    14. 8.  The Incredible Shrinking Penis “No, Drew, a trip to the stri...
    15. 9. No Nut Shots Before Lunch The muffled vibrations of my cell p...
    16. 10.  Ceiling Fan Baseball “Oh my God!  You guys are doing it all...
    17. 11.  Mommy! I think it’s safe to say that my parents will never ...
    18. 12. Stinky Wiener Ticks and Twice Baked Potatoes “Dude, she thou...
    19. 13.  Tee Time I’m going to cry. I’m going to cry like a Go...
    20. 14.  Porn and Snozzberries My best friend has been gone on her h...
    21. 15.  Just Say No to Necrophilia When my foreman had told me I c...
    22. 16. Son of a Face Turd “I eat my poop.” “D...
    23. 17.  Midget and Donkey Shows “When asked if he enjoyed preschool...
    24. 18.  Benjamin’s Balls As we walk up and down the aisles of Adult...
    25. 19.  Oops, I Did it Again! After a week of being sick off and on...
    26. 20.  Did Not Finish Three months later ...
    27. 21.  I Swallowed a Penny! “What do you mean you aren’t going to ...
    28. 22.  Hump, Hump, Hump “So you really like it?” Carter asks for ...
    29. 23.  Scittly Scat-Scat Five months later. ...
    30. Epilogue “I think this will be the first bubble bath I’ve taken ...