There was, meanwhile, no denying the bloody Pima cotton dress shirt that was discovered inside a trash can in the alley behind Munz’s condo in San Diego’s North Park neighborhood. The monogram on the shirt’s cuff bore Munz’s initials. The blood was Ruth Walker’s. Munz insisted on the stand that the shirt had also been stolen from his health club locker, and that whoever had framed him had taken the shirt and mopped up Ruth’s blood with it.

In the end, jurors professed little interest in Munz’s version of events — not with the mosaic of circumstantial evidence laid out by prosecutor Tassio and his team. The jury deliberated less than one day before finding him guilty.

By the time I looked up from the files, it was nearly 4:30. Closing time. My butt was numb. What kind of federal government shells out $2 billion for a single Stealth bomber and not $2 for a lousy seat cushion? I massaged the circulation back into my bottom, stretched my aching lower back, and returned the file boxes to the counter.

A medium-sized man in his early forties with a sallow face, short receding hair and tortoiseshell bifocals entered the clerk’s office and approached me. The right sleeve of his conservatively cut gray suit hung limp and empty.

“Are you Mr. Logan?”

“Depends. You a bill collector?”

“Steve Tassio, Assistant U.S. Attorney. You called me.”

I shook his left hand with mine.

“How’d you know I was here?”

“The Munz file is flagged, as are all capital cases,” he said. “Anytime anyone asks to review documents in the case, the clerk’s office contacts me as a matter of routine. We like to know who’s snooping and why.”

He gestured to the wooden table and the same unpadded chairs where’d I’d just spent the last two hours. We sat.

“I’m afraid you’re spinning your wheels,” Tassio said. “I can assure you, Greg Castle was in no way involved in the death of Ruth Walker. Dorian Munz most definitely was.”

“I never implied Mr. Castle was involved. Just the opposite. Ruth’s father wants me to dredge up information that would confirm Munz was lying about Castle before you executed him.”

Tassio cleared his throat, peeved. “I didn’t execute him, Mr. Logan. The people of the United States did. You’ll have to forgive me. I assumed you were attempting to somehow have the case reopened.”

“I’m attempting to help restore the reputation of an innocent man.”

“I can certainly appreciate your efforts, but, unfortunately, I can’t be of much assistance. Anything I’d have to say is already on record and can be found in the case file.”

“Mr. Tassio, I’m sure you can appreciate how significantly Mr. Castle was victimized by Dorian Munz’s allegations. Mr. Castle is at a considerable disadvantage defending himself against those allegations because his accuser, the man you prosecuted, is now fertilizer, and the case is officially closed.”

“Make your point, Mr. Logan.”

“From what I understand, the local press had a field day with Munz’s last-minute claims. Munz was convicted nearly ten years ago. He was executed last month. The average San Diego resident is not going to come down here, request the case file, and educate himself as to the truth of what actually went down. It would be helpful if you issued a statement saying, in effect, that Munz was lying.”

“As I said, Mr. Logan, I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but whatever I’d have to say about the Munz case, I already said many times, both at trial and during a very long, protracted appellate process. Beyond that, any information, or any personal opinions I may hold, would be considered privileged and confidential.”

He stood. I stood and gave him my business card.

“In case you decide to reconsider.”

“Good luck to you, Mr. Logan,” Tassio said, extending his left hand once more. We shook.

I watched him walk out, wondering how he’d lost the arm.

The clerk shoved my driver’s license across the counter like she couldn’t get out of there fast enough and began turning off the office lights.

As I made my way through the courthouse lobby and toward the exit, past a couple of silver-haired U.S. marshals in blue blazers, I sensed someone’s eyes on my back. When I glanced over my shoulder, I saw Steve Tassio staring at me from the elevator. Then the doors slid closed and he was gone.

Five

Bunny the Human Doberman was waiting for me when I stepped outside the federal courthouse. The plaza was steaming in the late afternoon sun. So was Bunny.

“Mr. Dowd doesn’t much appreciate what you’re doing,” he said.

“What am I doing?”

“Asking questions. Stirring things up. Making him look bad, like he didn’t do his job ’cuz Dorian Munz lost big-time. There wasn’t nothing nobody could do for that dirt bag, anyway. The case was a dog from the git-go.”

“You got it all wrong, Bunny. I came to bury Caesar, not to praise him.”

Bunny stared at me like I was speaking Swahili.

“Forget it. Have a lovely day.”

I tried to sidestep him, but he clamped his paw on the front of my shirt and yanked me close. His breath reeked of garlic chicken.

“Best thing you can do, homeboy, is go get in your ride and go back to wherever the fuck it is you came from, before somebody gets themselves seriously hurt.”

“You have exactly five seconds to remove your hand,” I said, “or I will. And I guarantee you, you won’t like my methods.”

“Is that right? Five seconds, huh? Then what, you gonna—”

I reached down, grabbed his croutons, and squeezed like I was muscling the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.

Bunny grunted involuntarily and held his breath. His eyes bulged.

“That probably wasn’t three seconds, was it? Gosh darn. My bad. I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, Bunny — I hope you don’t mind me calling you Bunny, it’s just that I feel so close to you right now — but really, I wasn’t counting. Which is why I was never much good at touch football. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. You have to wait to rush the quarterback? What kind of dumbass rule is that? Now, if you wouldn’t mind, I’d very much appreciate you removing your hand from my shirt before it gets wrinkled.”

He let go of me, gasping for air, his face the color of eggplant. And I didn’t even have to say please.

“I’m gonna let you down now, Bunny, nice and slow, and we’re gonna pretend like we never met, OK?”

He nodded in agony, then vomited. The Buddha must’ve been looking out for me that day because the spatter missed me entirely.

I lowered him to the ground with one hand still clutching his groin, while unholstering his .50-caliber Desert Eagle with the other. “Holy Moses, what do you shoot with this thing, mastodons?” I released him and started walking. When I was about thirty feet away, I turned and yelled, “Hey, Bunny.”

He was curled like a fetus on the sidewalk, moaning, both hands clutching his throbbing love spuds. I made sure he could see me toss his gun into one of those big municipal trash cans — I may be many things, but I’m no thief — then waved bye-bye. The Human Doberman didn’t bother waving back.

Whatever became of basic civility?

Having a friend and former colleague who works for a big government spy agency means knowing someone who has the resources and savvy to find out virtually anything about anyone. I needed a home address for Janet Bollinger. It was for that reason I reached out to my buddy, Buzz.

“If you think I’m gonna access classified government files and go to Leavenworth, Logan, just so you can go chasing some strange piece of tail, you’re dreamin’,” Buzz said. “Why don’t you do what every other creepy stalker does these days — look her up on the Internet.”

“First of all, I’m not chasing some ‘strange.’ I’m working. Second of all, I’m out of town and I don’t have my laptop. I’m not asking you to compromise national security, Buzz. I’m asking you to check open source records and find me an address, that’s all.”