“Now we’re talkin’!” Kris exclaimed. “We’re gonna get FUBAR tonight.”

“FUBAR?” I said.

“Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.” He and Danny exchanged high fives.

In their first parade in front of the troops the contestants came out in casual wear. Kris liked Number Two. She was dressed in a virtually see-through Budweiser hand towel barely stretched across her vital statistics. Sean liked Number Three. She was a nurse. She was into shopping, tanning, and hair care. “I like ’em just like that,” he said. “I like ’em thin. I like ’em blond. Hell, I could eat her pussy now. I could eat it onstage.” I laughed. He looked at me, insulted. “You don’t believe me,” he said. “Oh, no,” I replied. “I do.”

After taking applause from the audience the contestants marched off to change into their bikinis. The boys in our corner started comparing notes. I voted for Number Nine. She identified herself as a writer and editor for a local newspaper, which I took as sufficient evidence that at least she could read and write. Later, when she came out in her swimwear, Number Nine wore a yellow bikini that was short, pert, and considerably more subtle than those of her fellow combatants. Suddenly Sean shifted from the nurse to her. “I like her, man. She’s about my height. She’s got some tight titties there. I could eat the spinach out of her shit.” It was the highest compliment he could pay.

After the winner was announced (ironically it was Number Three, whom Sean then claimed he had liked all along), we broke up and started circulating. I saw the now famous Number Nine standing with a friend in the other room and went up and asked her where she worked. She said she was an editor for a weekly paper in nearby La Grange and, now that I mentioned it, was coming to the circus in several weeks to do a story on some clown who was a writer. At last, I thought, here was my chance to test the marketing charms of the circus. But just as we started speaking Kris appeared magically at my side, put his arm around me, and introduced himself to her. There went my chances: the best marketing plan in the world was not enough to distract her from his muscles. Indeed, his approach didn’t take long at all. It was so smooth as to be imperceptible. It was also a little bit greasy. He started flirting with Mademoiselle Neuf, poking fun at me, gently stroking her thigh. He didn’t realize he might be encroaching. In truth, he didn’t even care. Then he asked her to dance, and to make matters worse, asked her friend to dance with me. On the dance floor, the friend couldn’t keep her eyes off Kris. “What does he do in the circus?” she drooled. “Why don’t you ask him yourself,” I said, excusing myself to use the rest room. Kris didn’t have to fight over girls, I realized, they all but fought over him.

Sitting in a cab an hour later, everyone was upset. Kris was disappointed that Mademoiselle Neuf wouldn’t go home with him that night. “Hell, she didn’t even buy me a drink.” Sean was disappointed that nobody was interested in him. “Bunch of jarheads in there tonight,” he said to the driver. Danny was disappointed in himself. “There was no way to pick up a girl without getting drunk,” he said, “and I didn’t even want to.” I was disappointed in my friends—maybe I’d never become part of this circle; maybe we were too different after all.

Approaching the base, I told the driver to go straight. “Don’t listen to him,” Sean said. “He thinks he knows everything. Just take a left.” I encouraged the driver to continue on; Sean insisted he turn. Since Sean was closer, and louder, the driver agreed. “Now, how much do you want to bet?” Sean asked me.

“The fare is eight dollars,” I said.

Fifteen minutes later, after twice losing our way, we finally located the tent. The fare had climbed to seventeen dollars. “How did that happen?” Sean said as he got out of the cab and walked away. “We got lost,” I said, handing the driver twenty dollars. “Look at that,” Sean called. “He’s got a twenty. He must be a Jew.”

“That’s right,” I said. “I’ve also got horns.”

The three of them stopped to relieve themselves. I headed back to the tent. At this point I was fed up, partly at Kris for being so young and aggressive he didn’t even realize he was violating his own rules, partly at Sean for being so loudmouthed and self-centered he managed to insult everyone he met. Earlier at the club he tried to make a pass at one of the bartenders. “So, Deb,” he said to the woman whose nametag identified her as Debbie. “What time do you get off?” Seven A.M., she told him. “That doesn’t leave much time for fun, now does it?” Guess not. “Well, honey, if you were my wife and you came home at seven o’clock in the morning, I would just be getting up and I would have one of those early-morning pop-the-tent kind of boners. You’d come home and be all tired and I’d just knock you up good. Then you’d just lay around the house all day, saying how tired you were but how good you felt.” Is that right? she said. “Yep, bitch. That’s right.” Well, then, she said, I’m glad we’re not married.

Back at the lot, the boys started shouting as soon as they saw me walking away. “Hey, where are you going?” Sean called. “Look, he’s mad at us ’cause we insulted him. ’Cause we made him pay.”

I walked around the tent and went back to my camper. Several minutes later there was a knock on my door.

“Hey, man, what’s wrong?” The three of them climbed inside and sat down. “Why are you so mad?” Danny said. “Do you not want to go out with us next time?”

“Who are you mad at?” Kris asked. “Me?”

“He’s fucking mad at me,” Sean said. “’Cause I made fun of him. Man, what’s wrong? We’re all men here. We can take it, though maybe not you.”

“I can take it,” I said, more snidely than I had intended. “I just don’t need to.”

“Don’t need to? Man, shit. This is the circus.” He picked up the white plastic brush he had left in my camper and started brushing his hair. I was sitting on the bed. The show’s generator had long been turned off, so we were without lights. “You want to be part of the circus, bitch, you got to take shit. That’s all we do is give shit to each other.”

They started telling stories. Remember the time we put a pile of shit on someone’s door? Remember the time we came in and trashed your trailer? Remember the time we drove that girl’s car down the stairs?

“So you see, that’s the rules,” Sean said when the recollections dribbled to a close. “I’m only teasing you because I like you. If you want to be friends with me, you got to learn to take shit. You’re just a little too sheltered. You’ve never been around people like us. You were over there in Japan and England. We’re real American men and we give each other a hard time.”

Perhaps he was right, I thought. Perhaps Sean, the Human Cannonball, was just another self-proclaimed hero on the frontier of American ego—abrasive, self-centered, and supercilious from the shiny tips of his alligator boots to the glistening wings of his well-moussed hair. Earlier in the year Sean and I had a conversation about Elvin, about how he was thought to be a prima donna when he was on top—yelling at people, getting in fights, throwing a punch or two. After his accident, Elvin had become soft-spoken and kind. Now I realized how prescient Elvin had been. Sean was indeed Elvin, but ironically it was the old Elvin. He was young, brash, on top of the world. In the cab he had said to the driver, “Oh, you’re from Philadelphia. I was on the front page of the Philadelphia Inquirer.” In the club he had said to Number Nine, “I’m the Human Cannonball. Did you see me on TV? I was on four shows: NBC’s I Witness Video, CBS’s Street Stories, ABC’s Peter Jennings, Regis & Kathie Lee.” In a way he was the embodiment of fame, a sort of Frankenstein of the modern circus, a clone so perfect he fit too well. When I first met Elvin I asked him, “Can you do it? Can you take any regular Joe and turn him into the circus star of the decade?” Elvin thought for a second, then said, “I did.” Not long after, I was talking to Sean. “So can you do it?” I asked. “Can a person come from the other side of the tracks and become the circus star of the decade?” He thought for a second, then said, “I did.”