Ned the Cook is doing a double degree in art and education and has a novel in his hand at all times, and the worst thing is that no matter how much Tom wishes it, the bastard doesn’t even come across as pretentious.
When Francesca and Justine aren’t serving outside or rehearsing in the back room, they’re hanging out in the kitchen with Ned and invisible Tom. The only time they don’t chat incessantly is when the news comes on and Francesca is listening to it, and then they start up again until Stani calls Francesca up the front and Justine goes back to rehearsal.
Tom takes it for just a week. He has no problem with the girls not talking to him. When it comes to wars of attrition, these girls are the commanders in chief, but Ned the Cook is a different story.
“Do you have a problem with me?” Tom finally asks forcefully.
Ned throws a T-bone on the grill. Doesn’t miss a beat.
“I didn’t like your friends.”
“Really?” Tom feels like playing the cruelty game. “Funny that. Because I heard you had the hots for both my flatmates.”
The cook lays the lettuce out on two plates and starts chopping up the onions.
“Yes, I did,” he says casually. “In the first minute I met them. Then in the second minute, I decided I wasn’t going to be into dudes who treat others like crap only because they can. And then in the third, I actually stopped noticing they were around. I’m easily bored around stupid people.”
Tom hadn’t worked out that his flatmates bored him until the fifth minute, so he feels slightly inferior to Ned the Cook, who is also able to articulate what the great white whale represents in Moby-Dick while cooking a T-bone to a perfect medium-rare.
And that’s how Tom spends his nights. Washing up alongside Ned the Cook, who makes a bigger mess than is necessary just to piss him off. On the nights she’s rehearsing at the Union, Justine spends half the time whispering to Ned about the latest guy she’s in love with, and Francesca journeys into the kitchen every hour to listen to the news. She’ll say, “There’s been a cyclone in Sri Lanka, Ned,” or “Oh, my God, an earthquake in southern Turkey . . . a car bomb in Karachi.” Ned just listens patiently and Tom wants to warn him not to nurture her obsessive compulsiveness because it always turns into something devastating. But he can’t be bothered.
Most days, when he arrives before the nighttime shifts begin, he can hear the sounds of guitar and accordion from the back room. From what he’s picked up in conversation, Justine and Francesca are putting together a compilation for everyone they know overseas so they can post it on their MySpace page. He only knows that because he has to listen to every single one of their conversations without taking part. Six covers. Six originals. For Siobhan Sullivan they choose “London Still” because — surprise, surprise — she’s in London still, and one afternoon he hears them practice “The Blower’s Daughter” and wonders if that’s for Tara. They’re still trying to work out one for Jimmy Hailler, who seems to have disappeared, and Wonder-Boy Will, and Francesca’s parents, who are in Italy until September. The last one is for Justine’s cousin in Poland. He also hears the reason Francesca’s learning guitar. It’s because the guitarist who replaced Tom in their band told her that all she could do was “sing and look good in a sundress,” which is probably more than that tosser could do.
“What about your originals?” Ned the Cook asks her after six minutes of silence listening to the news and a short discussion about the kidnapping of hostages in Mogadishu. Francesca knows all the hostages by name. She switches the radio off the moment the sport report comes on as if there’s no one else in the room who may want to hear the outcome of a league player’s salary cap appeal.
Tom recognizes the signs. Some afternoons she’s flat because most of her world is away. If she’s not listening to the news, she spends her days sewing wedding dresses with her grandmother. Sometimes she speaks about the intricacies of the beading and he watches the way her fingers dance and her eyes come to life as she demonstrates. A useless arts degree in the classics, sewing with her grandmother in a room above a Leichhardt haberdashery shop, and pining for her boyfriend. Knowing Francesca’s mother, she’s probably despairing about the lack of ambition in her daughter’s life.
His days are worse. He’s either bored to death at work or lying in the attic listening to music. Georgie’s pretty moody at the moment and sometimes Sam is around and Tom doesn’t really know how to react. He was fourteen when Sam and Georgie fell apart and it was hard on everyone because Sam and Tom’s father had become best mates. Tom had never really thought much of him when he was younger. Sam was a bit of a know-it-all back then, working in a wanky law firm. He was a smart-arse, really. These days he’s a lawyer with the Industrial Relations Commission. That was the thing with Sam, Tom’s mum would argue. Refused to let the Mackees believe they were better than him, Georgie included, but Sam’s passions for unions came through knowing the Finches and the Mackees. Perhaps his whole sense of social justice came from knowing them. Despite the way Tom felt about his father these days, he knew Dominic Mackee would bust a gut to make sure some worker wasn’t getting taken advantage of. It was the kind of passion that enticed Sam away from a six-digit salary.
Despite the obvious evidence of a fetus in her womb, Tom hasn’t worked out if Georgie and Sam are sleeping together. There’s too little said between them, not necessarily awkward, but it’s like they don’t know how to speak to each other. Except Tom can see the obvious in Sam’s face. If Sam’s not with his kid, he doesn’t want to be anywhere except with Georgie. The two strangers are a long way from the Georgie and Sam of Tom’s childhood. Back then, they’d bicker and smooch and fight and tease, and Sam would call her his “Georgie girl,” and he was “babe” or “Sambo” to her.
Tom watches them some nights while Sam’s tapping away at his laptop and Georgie’s watching TV. She’s a commercial-television slut, obsessed with Dancing with the Stars and home-improvement shows. She cries every time someone gets their backyard renovated, and tries to tell Tom the story. Once upon a time he could have imagined Sam being a bastard about it. Nowadays, Sam seems just grateful for being allowed to sit beside her in the lounge room.
“You okay?” he asks her one evening when they’re both sitting out back, on the banana chairs Joe bought her one Christmas. Another couple of eyesores, really. Sometimes Tom thinks Joe did it to stir Georgie. The light’s on behind them and she’s reading and he’s nursing a coffee and playing his guitar.
“My friends aren’t talking to me,” she murmurs.
He shrugs. “Neither are mine.’”
She looks his way and then laughs.
“The girls will come around.”
“I’m talking about my ex-flatmates.”
He sips his coffee and then gets up and scrapes his banana chair away from her so he can light up.
“Can I ask you something?” he asks, his voice quiet.
He can see she thinks he’s going to ask about the baby, but she nods all the same.
“Why do you think he went off the deep end?”
It takes her a moment to understand he’s talking about his father.
“You don’t think it was losing Joe?” she asks.
He shakes his head. “That was the last straw. But it began earlier. When I was in Year Eleven and I started hanging out here with you and Joe.”
She’s not speaking. He’s scared she won’t.
“Was it their marriage?” he asks.
She shakes her head and then she smiles to herself, as if Tom’s not there for a moment. “I started the trend of Dominic being the piper. He came out first and I was right behind him, and it’s never changed. It’s like everyone’s used him to suss out the dangers before they take the next step. If Dominic Mackee was doing it, then it was okay. The thing with Dominic is that no matter what the risk, I wanted to follow. And sometimes it meant that I didn’t know who I was if I wasn’t his twin sister, but I didn’t care. Because he never left me hanging. That’s what I loved about him. He always looked after me. Meanwhile Bill just went on and on about Dom’s duty to me and to the world, and then when Joe was born seven years later, that responsibility was cemented in place. And your father took it seriously, Tom. I remember once, when we were twelve, we wanted to go to the Easter Show on our own and Bill insisted that we take Joe. He drilled it into Dominic that he wasn’t to let Joe out of his sight. The lecture went on forever and all we wanted to do was nick off with our friends.”