‘Well, after deducting that four hundred pounds, let me see …’

‘Never mind that! How much?!’

The accountant arrived at a figure while Donald rocked backwards and forwards in his chair. After receiving his answer he leapt quickly to his feet. ‘I must go now! Audrey is waiting for this fish. Lovely to have seen you, Bob. Do give my love to Gwen! Goodbye!’

Our yearly financial consultation had just ended.

Despite neither Alf nor Donald being experts in the field of facts and figures, the practice continued to make a profit but many other things conspired towards limiting it, not least among them the thorny issue of bad debts. Obtaining money from many of the old Yorkshire farmers was an art in itself, with some of the clients owing the practice large sums of money for years.

I remember telling my father, over lunch one day, about my morning round.

‘I met two grand blokes today, Dad! Full of laughs with hardly a care in the world.’

‘Who were they?’ he asked.

I told him. He gave a wry smile. ‘You know why they are so happy?’ he said. ‘They receive a prompt service for which they pay me very infrequently. They receive totally free overdraft facilities from our practice.’

Alf loved his work but he never enjoyed the business side of it, such as sending out bills and chasing up bad debts. Many vets today enjoy the challenge of managing their own businesses, but he never did.

‘Why can’t I just drive around, doing the job I love and receive a sum of money at the end of the week?’ he used to say. ‘I don’t want a huge amount, just enough to ensure that I can continue to enjoy my life. Apart from some security for my future, there is nothing in the world I really want that I haven’t got already.’

In many cases, of course, the farmers had genuine difficulty in paying their bills – and there were many very good clients who paid promptly – but there is no doubt that the practice was severely disadvantaged by its outstanding debts.

It was not only some of the farmers who were slow to settle their accounts; a large proportion of small animal clients walked out of the surgery without paying. Many of them never paid at all and one can only guess how much the firm of Sinclair and Wight would have been worth had all the debts been settled promptly.

Neither Donald nor Alf were ruthless businessmen. Not only did they find it difficult to ask for money, they performed much of the work for vastly reduced fees. Old age pensioners, and anyone who had fallen on hard times, were given cheap, sometimes free, treatment. When a dairy farmer from Asenby near Thirsk died, leaving a widow and a very young son and daughter to run the farm, Alf did not charge them for his veterinary services for a whole year. This ‘Robin Hood’ approach (Alf and Donald were not alone among their profession in this respect), while being very admirable, contributed significantly towards limiting the practice profits.

It is not hard to understand why the old farmers were so reluctant to hand over their money; every penny they made was earned through sheer hard work. But every cloud has a silver lining and, years later as James Herriot, Alf had many a good story to tell about the York-shireman’s reluctance to ‘part with his brass’.

Another drain on the practice finances was the running of the motor cars. The assistants were provided with cars, and the golden rule seemed to be that they were driven at maximum speed at all times. These tormented little machines rocketed round the country roads, frequently shooting into ditches, somersaulting into fields or having the oil sumps torn off on the rough farm tracks. They were a very expensive item.

On one occasion in the early 1960s when I was on holiday from university, I was with my father in the office when suddenly outside I heard a tortured roar followed by a high-pitched squealing. I ran to the window but could see nothing. ‘What on earth was that terrible racket?’ I asked.

My father seemed unmoved. ‘It’s only Ron setting off on the morning round,’ he replied. He walked over to the window and looked wistfully out on to the street. ‘He’ll be arriving at the first farm by now!’ He was obviously resigned to it all.

Ron Reeves was a very able and popular assistant, but one who set a new record in the practice. He managed to put a smooth, shiny finish onto a brand-new set of tyres in just 3,000 miles of motoring.

A few years later, Alf bought a second-hand car, a grey Renault 16. Previously, whenever he had replaced his car, he had bought a new one, but other priorities, for example pension provision, were now diverting his financial resources along other channels. One thing comforted him; he would not have to take any more ribbing from the farmers.

This used to be quite embarrassing. Whenever he was seen in a new car, he would receive remarks such as ‘By gaw! Look ’ere! Another new car! Veterinary job must be payin’ ower well!’ It was good-natured banter, but he still cringed when under attack. He thought he was safe in his second-hand car as he drove onto a farm one day. He was mistaken. The farmer’s wife sprang out of the door to meet him, and she was in an aggressive mood. It was just his luck that he was visiting one of the very few unpleasant farmers’ wives in the district.

‘By, the whole country’s talkin’ about your bills!’ she shrieked. ‘An’ look at this! Another new car! All got wi’ the money from us poor farmers!’

My father was ready for her. ‘Actually it’s only a second-hand one. I can’t really afford a new car nowadays.’

She looked at it for a moment before returning to the attack. ‘Oh? So it’s just a lot o’ show on nowt, eh?’ He said no more; he knew when he was beaten.

Despite everything, my father was doing well enough in the early 1960s to preclude his receiving a full local authority grant towards the funding of my university education. As that decade progressed, however, he saw a gradual downturn in the practice fortunes.

The amount of TB Testing – although still a major contributor to the practice income – began to slowly diminish as the number of stock farmers in the surrounding area declined. In the early 1970s, a new government scheme to eradicate Brucellosis would begin, meaning more revenue for country practices, but not only was that still a long way off, the big upturn in small animal work was yet to materialise.

To add to his worries, a veterinary surgeon had established a practice in the nearby village of Maunby. This was a difficult time for Alf and Donald as they saw some of their clients desert them, taking their business to the new vet. It was, also, a very revealing experience. Some of the clients who left were men whom Alf had considered to be personal friends; conversely, others whom he did not know so intimately remained loyal to Sinclair and Wight. Alf was a very thoughtful man at that time, and he would never forget those clients who remained faithful to the practice. The opposition did not last very long, departing in 1968, but some clients were lost to the practice for ever.

It is interesting to compare the practice accounts during the years of the 1960s. At the end of the decade, Alf earned £4,685, over £1,000 less than he had earned in 1960. Although inflation was not high during that decade, it was still very easy to forget that the value of money gradually diminished with the advancing years and that other gently rising expenses chipped away persistently at the practice profits. This was a time when Alf and Donald realised that their charges – whilst still regarded by some of the farmers as being too steep – had not risen in line with their expenses.

Although Alf was never adept at dealing with figures, he was always a sensible person, and this stood him in good stead during his years of financial uncertainty. Despite the many factors limiting his practice profits, he still managed to earn well; in 1966 – the year that he could not afford to celebrate his silver wedding – he managed to earn the respectable sum of almost £5,000. Why, then, did he have no capital?