Ten

The Thing in the Trunk

Agent Fieldman had grown an attitude over the past eight months. Maybe the experience of having your soul yanked out of your body changed you fundamentally. Made your mind stronger, your senses sharper. Or maybe he had been hanging around Dean Nevins too much.

So what kind of drug was it? Fieldman asked, pacing around the room.

I wanted Paul to follow him with his eyes, but he refused and kept staring forward. I probably should have let him off the hook, stepped back into the body and tried to handle this myself… and I would have, had I a single idea on how to handle this. I hoped he was cooking up something good.

Fieldman came back into view. He crouched down, and looked us right in the eyes. I asked you a question, Larsen. What… kind… of… drug?

Drug? What in the devil was he talking about? Did he think Brad Larsen was into trafficking? This was getting weirder by the second. And Fieldman's goofy gumball shirt was really starting to bug me.

Paul said nothing. I depressed the button on the silver mike and quietly asked: “Are you okay there, buddy?"

He said nothing.

Fieldman stood up, then chuckled. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, I'm going to stay quiet and plead the fifth and wait until some lawyer bails my butt out of this. Right? As soon as I keep my trap shut in front of this agent of the law, it'll all be cool. Right? Huh?

Paul said nothing.

Well, I've got a surprise for you, said Fieldman in a faux-whisper, as if he were sharing some great secret. I'm not here as an agent of the law. That's right. I filed form EL-6 last week. Official Federal Bureau of Investigation Extended Leave of Absence request.

This time, Paul's eyes twitched to the right. The view on the lobby screen jumped.

That got your attention, didn't it? That's right, friend. I'm not here as a federal agent. I needed time off from that scene. Needed to catch my breath, take a look around. A mental health break, you might say.

Couldn't blame the guy.

I was having too many sleepless nights, too many strange thoughts going through my head. Strange thoughts about a hotel lobby, and conversations with a ghost. Maybe you've been there, Larsen. Maybe you know this hotel. Maybe you are this ghost. Are you a ghost, Larsen? Because last time I saw you, you were three shades of blue and wearing a toe tag on your way to the county freezer.

He was right. Brad Larsen's body was deader than Mama Cass.

And yet… and yet, I keep hearing these reports. Brad Larsen spotted near Hagertown! Brad Larsen, spotted near Cooper's Mill! Larsen alive and well and bouncing around, buying Datsuns! 1972 Datsuns! Blue!

Uh oh. I suppose it wasn't paranoia, after all.

And all this time, I'm having nightmares and sleepless nights and endless days and horrible nights…

I was right. Having your soul yanked out of your body does change you fundamentally. Not to mention psychologically. If Fieldman kept this up, soon he'd be in a rubber room writing home with Crayolas.

Because the Brad Larsen I saw was dead and buried, and yet here's Brad Larsen buying Datsuns. So, I'll ask you again. What kind of damned drug was it?

I wondered what Paul was making out of all of this. I hadn't clued him into my investigation of the Larsen murders. Or the reasons why I was being hunted by the FBI

I hit the silver mike again. “You sure you're okay? Give me a nod or something, buddy. Let me know you're alive up there."

Fieldman kept on truckin'. You know what I'm talking about. The mickey you slipped in my coffee. Or should I say the one your buddy Kennedy slipped in my coffee? Yeah, I know all about him, too. The Vegas office had their eyes on him for months. There he was in Woody Creek, cozying up with Agent Nevins, bossing people around…

I/Kennedy did no such thing!

…and all the while, trying to figure out a way to cover your tracks. Can I ask how you did it? You find some poor slob who looked a little like you, poison ‘em, give ‘em post-mortem surgery and leave him there in the river? Where did you hide all the while? Did you let your wife die? Or did you kill her because she found out what you really do? Or was she in it from the beginning, and you and Kennedy decided to double-cross her?

Questions, questions, questions… oh, I've got a million questions. I could go on for hours, and rest assured, I will, until every single question is answered to my satisfaction. You wait. You're going to be telling me what kind of underwear your great-grandmother wore before we're through. But don't worry. I'm going to ask you an easy one first. Something you can probably tell me in a few words.

What… kind… of… drug?

I had a question for Fieldman: Why… do… you… keep… asking?

He continued as if he'd heard me. In case you're curious, it's highly effective. Stays in your system for months. In fact, it's still probably worming around in my system right now. At first I thought it was some kind of hallucinogenic, what with all of the out-of-body experiences I'd been having. Acid-flashback kind of stuff. But test after test came up negative-no trace of any known drug in my system-and the nightmares kept coming. All about that goddamed hotel lobby.

So that's what this was about. When I had yanked Fieldman out of his body, he must have endured a serious shock to his system. And now he was after Brad Larsen and “Agent Kevin Kennedy” to find out what kind of “drug” we'd given him so he could find an antidote and go back to his calm, pressed suit and brown-bag lunch existence.

Larsen, Fieldman said, putting his face within breathing distance of ours. I'm not going to ask you again.

Paul didn't say a word.

Instead, he breathed in sharply, then smashed the top of our head directly into Fieldman's nose.

The man's eyes crossed for a split second, then a faucet-strength gush of blood spurted from his nose. Paul stood up-still handcuffed to the chair, as far as I could tell-and smashed our forehead into Fieldman's face again. The agent's legs buckled from under him. He fell to the floor like a puppet with snapped strings.

I thought he'd never shut up, Paul said, aloud.

I was relieved, but not as relieved as I should have been. What did Fieldman mean about Alison Larsen knowing what Brad “really” did? What, did Professor Larsen cheat on his dissertation? I didn't know, but I was sure as hell going to find out.

Hey. Del.

It was Paul, looking into a mirror. Which, of course, made it look like he was looking down at me from the lobby screen. Somehow, in the few seconds in which I'd turned my attention away from the screen, he'd freed our body from the handcuffs and the wooden chair.

I hit the microphone button. “Great job. You've gotta teach me that some time."

Which part? Paul asked. How to stay calm while being interrogated by an accountant? Or how to break someone's nose with your forehead?

“I guess both.” I didn't like Paul's cocky attitude, but I wasn't in a position to be arguing with him about it now. “Look, there's something important I need to do down here. Would you mind taking care of our pal, Fieldman?"

I thought I'd get a wise-ass reply, but amazingly, I didn't. My pleasure, Paul said, then turned away from the mirror. The hotel room spun like a wild amusement park ride.

Good. While Paul was busy sticking Agent Fieldman in a closet somewhere, I was going to have a little chat with Brad. I took the elevator up to his floor and walked down his own private hallway, which he had decorated simply-if by simple you mean red velvet wallpaper and burned gold trim and baseboards, along with gold-trimmed electric chandeliers with low-wattage bulbs. Was this the Brain Hotel, or Brad's Brain Whorehouse? Well, as I've said before, the residents are allowed to choose their own surroundings, no matter how bad their taste. I guess it could have been worse. I could have killed and absorbed the soul of the guy who invented “Tupperware."