“I think you've made it clear,” Blaine said.
“It's important for me to do so at the start. So let me make one more thing clear. Don't make the mistake of thinking that we are offering heaven.”
“No?”
“Not at all! Heaven is a religious concept, and we have nothing to do with religion. Our hereafter is a survival of the mind after the body's death. That's all. We don't claim the hereafter is heaven any more than early scientists claimed that the bones of the first cavemen were the remains of Adam and Eve.”
“An old woman called here earlier,” Blaine said. “She told me that the hereafter is hell.”
“She's a fanatic,” Farrell said, grinning. “She follows me around. And for all I know, she's perfectly right.”
“What do you know about the hereafter?”
“Not very much,” Farrell told him. “All we know for sure is this: After the body's death, the mind moves to a region we call the Threshold, which exists between Earth and the hereafter. It is, we believe, a sort of preparatory state to the hereafter itself. Once the mind is there, it can move at will into the hereafter.”
“But what is the hereafter like?”
“We don't know. We’re fairly sure it's non-physical. Past that, everything is conjecture. Some think that the mind is the essence of the body, and therefore the essences of a man's worldly goods can be brought into the hereafter with him. It could be so. Others disagree. Some feel that the hereafter is a place where souls await their turn for rebirth on other planets as part of a vast reincarnation cycle. Perhaps that's true, too. Some feel that the hereafter is only the first stage of post-Earth existence, and that there are six others, increasingly difficult to attain, culminating in a sort of nirvana. Could be. It's been said that the hereafter is a vast, misty region where you wander alone, forever searching, never finding. I've read theories that prove people must be grouped in the hereafter according to family; others say you’re grouped there according to race, or religion, or skin coloration, or social position. Some people, as you've observed, say it's hell itself you’re entering. There are advocates of a theory of illusion, who claim that the mind vanishes completely when it leaves the Threshold. And there are people who accuse us at the corporation of faking all our effects. A recent learned work states that you'll find whatever you want in the hereafter — heaven, paradise, valhalla, green pastures, take your choice. A claim is made that the old gods rule in the hereafter — the gods of Haiti, Scandinavia or the Belgian Congo, depending on whose theory you’re following, Naturally a counter-theory shows that there can't be any gods at all. I've seen an English book proving that English spirits rule the hereafter, and a Russian book claiming that the Russians rule, and several American books that prove the Americans rule. A book came out last year stating that the government of the hereafter is anarchy. A leading philosopher insists that competition is a law of nature, and must be so in the hereafter, too. And so on. You can take your pick of any of those theories, Mr. Blaine, or you can make up one of your own.”
“What do you think?” Blaine asked.
“Me? I'm keeping an open mind,” Farrell said. “When the time comes, I'll go there and find out.”
“That's good enough for me,” Blaine said. “Unfortunately, I won't have a chance. I don't have the kind of money you people charge.”
“I know,” Farrell said. “I checked into your finances before I called.”
“Then why —”
“Every year,” Farrell said, “a number of free hereafter grants are made, some by philanthropists, some by corporations and trusts, a few on a lottery basis. I am happy to say, Mr. Blaine, that you have been selected for one of these grants.”
“Me?”
“Let me offer my congratulations,” Farrell said. “You’re a very lucky man.”
“But who gave me the grant?”
“The Main-Farbenger Textile Corporation.”
“I never heard of them.”
“Well, they heard of you. The grant is in recognition of your trip here from the year 1958. Do you accept it?”
Blaine stared hard at the hereafter representative. Farrell seemed genuine enough; anyhow, his story could be checked at the Hereafter Building. Blaine had his suspicions of the splendid gift thrust so unexpectedly into his hands. But the thought of an assured life after death outweighed any possible doubts, thrust aside any possible fears. Caution was all very well; but not when the gates of the hereafter were opening before you. “What do I have to do?” he asked.
“Simply accompany me to the Hereafter Building,” Farrell said. “We can have the necessary work done in a few hours.”
Survival! Life after death! “All right,” Blaine said. “I accept the grant. Let's go!”
They left Blaine's apartment at once.
25
A Helicab brought them directly to the Hereafter Building. Farrell led the way to the Admissions Office, and gave a photostatic copy of Blaine's grant to the woman in charge. Blaine made a set of fingerprints, and produced his Hunter's License for further identity. The woman checked all the data carefully against her master list of acceptances. Finally she was satisfied with its validity, and signed the admission papers.
Farrell then took Blaine to the Testing Room, wished him luck, and left him.
In the Testing Room, a squad of young technicians took over and ran Blaine through a gamut of examinations. Banks of calculators clicked and rattled, and spewed forth yards of paper and showers of punched cards. Ominous machines bubbled and squeaked at him, glared with giant red eyes, winked and turned amber. Automatic pens squiggled across pieces of graph paper. And through it all, the technicians kept up a lively shop talk.
“Interesting beta reaction. Think we can fair that curve?”
“Sure, sure, just lower his drive coefficient.”
“Hate to do that. It weakens the web.”
“You don't have to weaken it that much. He'll still take the trauma.”
“Maybe… What about this Henliger factor? It's off.”
“That's because he's in a host body. It'll come around.”
“That one didn't last week. The guy went up like a rocket.”
“He was a little unstable to begin with.”
Blaine said, “Hey! Is there any chance of this not working?”
The technicians turned as though seeing him for the first time.
“Every case is different, pal,” a technician told him. “Each one has to be worked out on an individual basis.”
“It's just problems, problems all the time.”
Blaine said, “I thought the treatment was all worked out. I heard it was infallible.”
“Sure, that's what they tell the customers,” one of the technicians said scornfully. “That's advertising crap.”
“Things go wrong here every day. We still got a long way to go.”
Blaine said, “But can you tell if the treatment takes?”
“Of course. If it takes, you’re still alive.”
“If it doesn't you never walk out of here.”
“It usually takes,” a technician said consolingly. “On everybody but a K3.”
“It's that damned K3 factor that throws us. Come on, Jamiesen, is he a K3 or not?”
“I'm not sure,” Jamiesen said, hunched over a flashing instrument. “The testing machine is all screwed up again.”
Blaine said, “What is a K3?”
“I wish we knew,” Jamiesen said moodily. “All we know for certain, guys with a K3 factor can't survive after death.”
“Not under any circumstances.”
“Old Fitzroy thinks it's a built-in limiting factor that nature included so the species wouldn't run wild.”
“But K3s don't transmit the factor to their children.”
“There's still a chance it lies dormant and skips a few generations.”
“Am I a K3?” Blaine asked, trying to keep his voice steady.
“Probably not,” Jamiesen said easily. “It's sort of rare. Let me check.”