"Ulysses S. Grant is always welcome in my house," he said. "You, I'm not so sure about. What are you eating, honey?"

"Rice and beans, baby. I ordered from the place. Our friend here says I should have tipped the guy."

"Tipped him for what?"

"Riding a bike."

"Riding a bike? Try delivering the fucking beans in a chemical suit. Then I'll tip you. Nobody tipped Vasquez."

"Who's Vasquez?" said Sasha.

She's the one who got an RPG in the teeth, I wanted to say, figured it for lousy spycraft if I did.

"She was my friend," said Don, stumbled over to the futon, flung himself down. "I've told you about Vasquez a million times."

"Oh, yeah."

"Shit, honey, can you take my girls off? I'm whipped. Been pounding the fucking pave-o-mento. It's goddamn hot in here. We've got to get Nabeel to turn the boiler off. Sahsh, my girls."

Sasha pushed her plate away, crouched over the futon, and unstrapped Don's prostheses.

"Feel free to gawk at a total stranger during a private and painful moment," he said.

"Sorry."

"Just fucking with you. You can look. So, you here to give me the money?"

"And say hello from your dad. He'd love to see you sometime."

"Oh, so now I'm his son again. Good. He was hinting he wanted more tests. I'm sure he wouldn't love to see me. But I suppose we'll have to bro down one of these days. Wait, can a dude bro down with his dad? I guess he can. Where's Lee Moss?"

"Lee Moss is very sick."

"Sick like he's going to kick it?"

"I don't know, Don. I'm new to all of this."

"New to what?"

"To working with your father."

"I thought you were old friends."

"We are. But we haven't worked together before."

"Worked together," said Don. "That's funny. My fucking humps are killing me."

"Don calls them his humps," said Sasha.

"Excuse me?"

"His stumps. He calls them his humps. Everything is girls and humps around here."

Don rubbed the rough knobs just below his knees.

"Tikrit," he said.

"Saddam's hometown."

"We've got a CNN watcher," said Don. "How inspiring."

"I tried to keep up," I said.

"Yeah, must have been a real sacrifice."

"I must sound lame," I said.

"No, I think I'm the lame one," said Don.

"You move incredibly well," I said, "considering, you know…"

"Considering I'm a double transtibial amputee," said Don. "I'll tell you, man, some things I do better now. Right, Sahsh? Sahsh loves my humps. They're all-American humps. Can-do mission-accomplishing humps. Is my bitterness too obvious? I grew up watching those Vietnam movies on TV. There was always that bitter vet in the ball cap. I think I identified with that guy long before I went into the fucking army. Maybe being a pissed-off, paranoid, maimed war vet was my goal. I bet Nathalie thought so. How could such a smart lady have such a stupid-ass son?"

"Don," said Sasha.

"Mr. Burke," said Don. "Do you know where I can score hard drugs in this neighborhood? I see a lot of curry and lot of beans out there, but no dope."

"No, I really don't."

"You must think we're the lowest scum on earth, right? Regular old dude like you."

"We all have our pasts."

"I'm sure."

The near-knowing, not-knowing snarl in his voice, it reminded me of so many kids from college. Myself then, too. I wondered if that's what Nathalie sounded like. Probably not. Purdy would never have been so smitten.

"I'm sorry about your mother," I said. "I know Purdy is. It really shook him up."

"So much he had to finish her off, right? Wasn't going to keep meeting her in that motel, so he wasn't going to pay those fucking hospital bills. His little upstate authenticity piece just a slab of sleeping meat."

"Listen," I said. "I really don't know what you're talking about."

"Are you sure about that?"

Don rocked forward on his knobs.

"Extremely."

"Did you know Don was an interrogator?" said Sasha. "Just for a little while."

"I took a couple of classes. Online. But my instructor called me Don Juan because in all the simulations I used my masculine wiles instead of, like, a waterboard. When the situation allowed for it. Arab men are attracted to me. They have a whole different take on buttly rapaciousness over there."

"Don."

"Sorry, baby. And what I mean is virtual Arab men, anyway. I'm not a racialist."

"Racist," said Sasha.

"Racialist," said Don. "They're different words."

"Not for the people who use them both," said Sasha.

"Touche, douche," said Don.

"These simulations," I said now, "this class, was this through the army?"

"Not really."

"No?"

"It was on the fake internet."

"The fake internet?"

"Ask the fellow you supposedly work with."

"I'm not sure I follow."

"That's the kind of thing a guy who knows all about the fake internet would say."

"Really, I don't."

"Your ignorance is duly noted. Got that, satellite?"

"Got it," I said.

"Wasn't talking to you. But now that I am, do you have any questions you want to ask me?"

"I didn't come to ask you questions," I said. "I'm not exactly sure why I'm here. I think I'm supposed to make sure that you're okay. To find out how your father can help. He really does want to see you. Do you have a message for him?"

"Yes, I do, Mr. Burke."

"Milo, please."

"Okay, Milo. I certainly do have a message for my father. Please tell him that my mother, his precious Nathalie, the woman he loved so much he let her fester for twenty years in nowhere towns, was better off without him. And that the son he cares for so deeply that he tried to make sure he never found out about him really just hopes that someday soon he, Purdy, goes for a checkup, and the doctor tells him he's dying of cock cancer, and then he, my wonderful father, goes out into the street, stunned by the news, and gets hit by a bus, and lives, only to spend the entire following year rotting from cock cancer and in horrible pain from getting just crushed by that bus, one of those huge kinds with the accordion middle, and him just begging for somebody to feed his mouth a gun. Tell my father that."

"Okay," I said. "I'll try to remember it all."

"And also tell him that the envelopes will need to get much thicker. And that I look forward to joining him for some wonderful father-son time very soon. It may sound corny, but I'd like him to take me to the Bronx Zoo."

"That's the fun one," I said.

"Tell me," said Don. "Was there anything you wanted to be before you became some rich dude's bitch?"

"An artist," I said.

"So you wanted to be some rich dude's bitch all along."

"I guess," I said.

"He guesses."

"By the way," I said. "And don't take this the wrong way."

"What's that?"

"You sound a little like your father."

"I never had a father."