The orderly says:

"I haven't been given permission to go."

"Be off with you! I want to be left in peace! Understand?" Through the door we can still hear him saying to his friend: "What a lesson for you, you weakling!" We also hear the noise of a fight, blows, the crash of chairs being knocked over, a fall, shouts, panting. Then there is silence.

Our First Show

The housekeeper often sings. Old popular songs and the latest songs about the war. We listen to these songs and practice them on our harmonica. We also ask the orderly to teach us songs of his country.

Late one evening, when Grandmother is already in bed, we go into town. Near the castle, in an old street, we stop in front of a low house. Noise, voices, and smoke are coming from the door, which opens on a staircase. We go down the stone steps and find ourselves in a cellar converted into a café. Men are standing or sitting on wooden benches and barrels, drinking wine. Most of them are old, but there are also a few young ones and three women. No one takes any notice of us.

One of us starts to play the harmonica, and the other sings a well-known song about a woman waiting for her husband, who has gone to war and will come home soon, victorious.

Gradually everybody turns toward us; the voices die down. We sing and play louder and louder, we hear our melody resound and echo from the vaulted ceiling of the cellar, as if it were someone else playing and singing.

Our song finished, we look up at the tired, hollow faces. A woman laughs and applauds. A young one-armed man says in a husky voice:

"More. Play something else!"

We change roles. The one who had the harmonica hands it to the other, and we begin a new song.

A very thin man staggers up to us and shouts in our faces:

"Silence, dogs!"

He pushes us roughly aside, one to the right, one to the left; we lose our balance; the harmonica falls. The man goes up the stairs holding on to the wall. We can still hear him shouting in the street:

"Why can't they all shut up!"

We pick the harmonica up and clean it off. Someone says:

"He's deaf."

Someone else says:

"He's not only deaf. He's completely mad."

An old man strokes our hair. Tears are flowing from his sunken, black-ringed eyes.

"What misery! What a miserable world! Poor kids! Poor world!"

A woman says:

"Deaf or mad, at least he came back. You too, you came back."

She sits on the one-armed man's lap. The man says:

"You're right, my beauty, I came back. But what am I going to work with? How am I going to hold a board I want to saw? With my empty coat sleeve?"

Another young man, sitting on a bench, laughs and says:

"I too came back. But I'm paralyzed from the waist down. The legs and all the rest. I'll never get it up again. I'd rather have gone quickly, in one fell swoop, and stayed there."

Another woman says:

"You're never satisfied. The ones I've seen dying in the hospital all say, 'Whatever state I'm in, I want to survive, go home, see my wife, my mother. I'd give anything to live a little longer.' "

A man says:

"You shut up. Women have seen nothing of the war."

The woman says:

"Seen nothing? Idiot! We have all the work and all the worry: children to feed, wounds to tend. Once the war is over, you men are all heroes. The dead: heroes. The survivors: heroes. The maimed: heroes. That's why you invented war. It's your war. You wanted it, so get on with it-heroes, my ass!"

Everybody starts talking and shouting. Near us, the old man says:

"Nobody wanted this war. Nobody, nobody."

We leave the cellar and decide to go home.

The moon lights the streets and the dusty road that leads to Grandmother's house.

We Expand Our Repertoire

We learn to juggle with fruit: apples, walnuts, apricots. First two, that's easy, then three, four, until we manage five.

We invent conjuring tricks with cards and cigarettes.

We also train ourselves in acrobatics. We can do cartwheels, somersaults, handsprings backward and forward, and we can walk on our hands with perfect ease.

We dress up in really old clothes way too big for us that we found in the attic trunk: loose-fitting, torn checked jackets and wide trousers, which we tie at the waist with string. We also found a hard, round black hat.

One of us sticks a red pepper on his nose, and the other a false mustache made out of corn silks. We get hold of some lipstick and draw our mouths out to our ears.

Dressed up as clowns, we go to the marketplace. That's where there are the most shops and the most people.

We begin our show by making a lot of noise with our harmonica and a hollow gourd made into a drum. When there are enough spectators around us, we juggle tomatoes or even eggs. The tomatoes are real tomatoes, but the eggs have been emptied and filled with fine sand. People don't know this, so they exclaim, laugh, and applaud when we pretend we've nearly dropped one.

We continue our show with conjuring tricks, and we end it with acrobatics.

While one of us keeps doing cartwheels and somersaults, the other makes the rounds of the spectators walking on his hands with the old hat between his teeth.

In the evening we do the cafés without our costumes.

We soon know all the cafés in the town, the cellars where the proprietor sells his own wine, the bars where you drink standing up, the smarter cafés frequented by well-dressed people and a few officers looking for girls to pick up.

People who drink part easily with their money. They also part easily with their confidences. We learn all kinds of secrets about all kinds of people.

Often people offer us drinks, and we are gradually getting used to alcohol. We also smoke the cigarettes people give us.

Wherever we go we are very successful. People think we have good voices; they applaud us and call us back several times.

Theater

Sometimes, if people are attentive, not too drunk and not too noisy, we put on one of our little dramas, for example, The Story of the Poor Man and the Rich Man.

One of us plays the poor man, the other the rich man.

The rich man is sitting at a table smoking. Enter the poor man:

"I've finished cutting up your wood, sir."

"Good. Exercise is very good for you. You look very well. Your cheeks are all red."

"My hands are frozen, sir."

"Come here! Show me! That's disgusting! Your hands are all chapped and covered with sores."

"They're chilblains, sir."

"You poor people are always getting disgusting illnesses. You're dirty, that's the trouble with you. Here, this is for your work."

He throws a pack of cigarettes to the poor man, who lights one and starts to smoke it. But there's no ashtray where he's standing, near the door, and he doesn't dare approach the table. So he flicks the ash from his cigarette into the palm of his hand. The rich man, who would like the poor man to leave, pretends not to see that he needs an ashtray. But the poor man doesn't want to leave the premises so soon, because he is hungry. He says:

"It smells good in your house, sir."

"It smells of cleanliness."

"It also smells of hot soup. I haven't eaten anything all day."

"You should have. Myself, I'm dining out in a restaurant because I've given my cook the day off."

The poor man sniffs:

"It smells of good hot soup all the same."

The rich man shouts:

"It can't smell of soup here; nobody is making soup here; it must be coming from one of the neighbor's, or else you're just imagining it! You poor people think of nothing but your stomachs; that's why you never have any money; you spend all you earn on soup and sausages. You're pigs, that's what you are, and now you're dirtying my floor with your cigarette ashes! Get out of here, and don't let me see you again!"