(The changeling had not just dropped everything when it changed from Professor Coleridge into Rae Archer. The timing had been perfect; the Sky and Telescope ad appearing right at the end of the term. So the professor turned in his grades and told everyone he was taking the summer off for a diving vacation in Polynesia, which was not completely a lie.)

There was one thing left to do before going back to Honolulu. The changeling went to a mall and bought a recent wardrobe for Sharon, and then went back to the Crossed Palms and spent a painful half hour changing into her. She rented another room for the night and went back to the Vital Statistics office at four thirty, a half hour before closing.

“May I help you?” The woman at the window, about forty, had a bright fixed stare as if she’d been caffeine-loading to stay awake till five, and seemed less than sincere in her desire to help.

“I can’t find my birth certificate,” the changeling said. “I need a certified copy to get a passport.”

“Photo ID,” the woman said, and the changeling handed over the fresh, though worn, driver’s license.

The woman sat down at a console and typed in Valida’s name. She stared at the screen, cleared it, and typed it in again. “This says you died in ‘91.”

“What, died?”

“One year old.” She looked up suspiciously.

“Well, duh. I didn’t.”

“Wait here a moment.” She hustled off in the direction of the room where the changeling had spent the night.

She came back shaking her head. “Computer error,” she said, and deleted the record with a couple of strokes. Wordlessly, she made a copy of the birth certificate and notarized it. She went down the hall to have another clerk witness it. The changeling walked out with its new existence certified.

In a way, it was simpler for Sharon to get a college degree than it had been to go through grades 1 to 12, since the changeling could work from inside. It changed its retinal pattern to match that of Professor Jimmy Coleridge, to get into his front door, and took a cab from the Honolulu airport to his apartment off the Manoa campus.

The changeling didn’t think anyone saw Sharon entering the apartment, but if they did, it wouldn’t be that uncommon a sight.

The next morning, it took a half hour to change back into Jimmy, who fortunately didn’t weigh much more than Sharon. It put on teaching clothes and walked over to Coleridge’s office at the School of Ocean Earth Science Technology.

The departmental secretary was surprised to see him. “Back from Samoa already? I thought you were gone till August!”

“Just for a couple of days. I’ve got an open ticket on Polynesian Airways. Thought I’d catch up on some stuff and get a few decent meals.”

“What do they eat in Samoa? Each other?”

“Just for variety. Usually McDonald’s.”

“What about the space alien? Were you there?”

“Yeah—they think it’s some Hollywood stunt.”

“I hope they’re wrong. That would be so maze.”

“Would be.” There was a double handful of mail waiting. The changeling took it to Coleridge’s office, dumped it in a drawer, and held the desk’s identifier cable up to his eye. The console pinged to life and it started typing.

It wanted to give Sharon a bachelor’s in business administration, with a minor in oceanography. It only took twenty minutes to map out her course of study, and then another hour to verify which courses had been offered in which year.

The oceanography minor was easy—she took OCN 320, Aquatic Pollution, as well as “Science of the Sea,” from Professor Coleridge, and got an A. The business major was harder. It had taken some business courses as protective coloration in 1992 and 1993, while it was being a California surfer, but things had changed a lot in the past thirty years. Majors had to have calculus and advanced statistics.

It wouldn’t be smart to try to generate actual class records; nothing on computer. But it could fake a paper copy of her transcript, and sneak it into the proper file at Business Administration, which was also at the Manoa campus. It was unlikely that anyone would ask for her transcript, but if they did, maybe the scam with the birth certificate could work again.

The changeling gave itself, as Sharon, glowing job references from two dead professors and Coleridge, who of course was off diving but could be reached at [email protected].

41

Apia, Samoa, 16 July 2021

“She wasn’t human,” Jack Halliburton said. “No human could have an arm blown off and then outdo a Hollywood stuntman in falling, running, swimming. What was she?”

Jack and Jan had Russell alone in Jack’s suite at Aggie Grey’s. “You loved her?” Jan said.

“This is so confusing,” Russell said.

“You had sex with her,” Jack said.

“Jesus, Jack.” Russell winced and turned away.

“No, listen. You’ve had sex with other women; lots of them.”

Russell looked toward Jan for support and got a blank stare. “I wouldn’t say ‘lots.’ “

“So was there anything about her anatomy that seemed strange? Anything about her psychology?”

“I did love her,” he said to Jan. “I fell for her like dropping off a cliff.”

“But think!” Jack persisted. “Anything that wasn’t human?”

“She was a hell of a lot more human than you, Jack. She was funny and sweet and interested in everything.”

“That’s scary,” Jan said.

“I know it is.” Russell sank back into the big soft easy chair. “More scary to me than anybody.”

Jack levered himself up off the couch and stalked across the room to a table with three crystal liquor decanters. He poured himself a splash of whisky and dropped an ice cube into it. “Do you think she could have been some kind of construct, sent to spy on us?”

“Yeah, sure,” Russell said. “A robot. That accounts for the metallic sound when you rapped your knuckles on her.”

“I mean biological.”

“Of course. You think anybody in the world is capable of ‘constructing’ a superhuman?”

“She came from somewhere.” The phone rang and Jack snatched it up. He listened for about a minute, giving monosyllabic responses, and then said, “I don’t know what to say. We’ll get back to you. Thanks.” He set the phone softly back on the cradle.

“Who was that?” Jan said.

He twirled the ice around in his glass. “Woman named Peterson, Doctor Peterson. Forensic pathologist. Local.” He shook his head. “They sent a flesh sample from the arm over to Pago Pago for analysis, DNA identification.”

“They identified her?”

“It’s not a ‘her.’ “ He took a small sip. “It’s not even human—not even animal. It doesn’t have DNA.”

“Holy Christ,” Russell said.

Jack sat down. “Russ… you were fucking an alien from another planet. That’s probably illegal in Samoa.”