"Yes, thank you." Marcus closed the book over his finger, regarding his wife with some puzzlement. She seemed to be sagging against the door in a boneless kind of way, and her smile was rather unfocused. "How was your evening?"

"Oh, famous!" She said with another hiccup. "I beg your pardon…" She covered her mouth with one hand. "It just seems to happen… so silly…" A giggle escaped her.

Her loo mask was askew, Marcus noticed. "Judith, are you foxed?" It seemed an extraordinary explanation, but he was familiar enough with the condition to recognize it.

She shook her head vigorously. And then hiccupped again. "Course not… just a trifle bosky." She swayed and giggled again. "Oh, don't look so prim, Marcus. It's not kind when I feel so warm and woolly."

"Come here!" he commanded, putting his book aside.

Judith pushed herself off the door and weaved her way toward him, knocking against a spindle-legged drum table. "Oh, dear." She grabbed it and steadied it with great deliberation, swallowing another hiccup. "Careless of me. Didn't see it there."

"So how was your evening, truly?" She plopped onto his lap with a sigh of relief. "My legs are tired. I'll lay odds you were not as entertained as I was… oh, I beg your pardon." A spasm of hiccups overtook her for a minute, then she rested her head against his arm, smiling that skewed smile, her eyes heavy-lidded in the slits of the loo mask.

"Where the devil have you been?" he demanded, reaching behind her head to untie the mask, torn between amusement and disapproval.

"To Ranelagh," she said with a cozy smile. "A public ridotto. Very vulgar, but famous fun. Went with Sebastian and his friends." Her eyes closed but the smile remained.

Participating in a vulgar masquerade was one thing, coming back thoroughly under the hatches was another altogether. "What the hell have you been drinking?"

"Gin," she said.

"Gin!"

"Oh, and porter," she offered, as if in mitigation. "Blue ruin and porter." She snuggled into his shoulder, her body boneless in his lap. "You should have come."

"I don't recall receiving an invitation," he said drily. "But if I had done, you wouldn't have come home in this state, I can assure you."

Her eyelids fluttered coquettishly. "You're not going to be a prude and scold, are you?"

Marcus sighed. "There would be little point in your present condition. Anyway, the condition carries its own punishment. I wouldn't want your head in the morning."

"Stuff," she said on a renewed attack of hiccups.

"Just wait. Come on, I'll put you to bed." He stood up, lifting her in his arms. She flung one arm around his neck, burying her face in his neck.

"For God's sake, keep still. I don't want to drop you.

"Oh, no," she muttered. "Wouldn't want that. Think I told Millie not to wait up for me."

"With some foresight. I can't imagine what she'd think if she saw you like this."

"Oh, you are being a prude." She tweaked his nose.

"Stop it, Judith." Disapproval was gaining the upper hand over amusement.

In her bedchamber he dropped her onto the bed. She bounced and yawned, flinging her arms and legs wide. "I'll go to sleep now."

"You can't go to sleep in your clothes." He lifted her feet, pulling off her satin pumps and tossing them to the floor. Pushing up her skirt, he unfastened her garters and drew off her silk stockings. "Stand up." He hauled her to her feet and unhooked her gown, while she swayed, humming to herself, that beatific smile still on her lips.

The gown fell to the floor in a rich rustle of taffeta and Marcus was reminded of the first time he'd undressed her in the inn on the road to Quatre Bras. It was a memory that in any other circumstances would have aroused him. Not tonight. He pulled her petticoat over her head.

Judith chose that moment to fall back on the bed with a sigh. Marcus bent over her, his lips tightening as he unfastened the tapes of her pantalettes. "Lift up." Obligingly she raised her hips so he could pull the garment down.

Her eyes opened suddenly in sleepy, seductive invitation and she ran her hands over her body, naked except for the pearl collar she wore at her throat and the pearl drops in her ears. She offered him the same skewed but rather delightful smile.

"God in heaven," Marcus muttered. "Where's your nightgown?" He found it in the armoire and pulled her into a sitting position, dropping the fine lawn over her head. "Where are your arms?"

"Here," she mumbled from within the volumninous folds of material, flapping her arms helpfully.

"Dear God!" he muttered again, thrusting the unwieldy limbs into the long sleeves. "From now on, madam wife, outside these walls you drink nothing but orgeat and lemonade, is that clear?" He removed her jewelry before pulling back the covers and maneuvering her under the sheet. Then he stood looking down at her, shaking his head.

Suddenly her eyes shot open and she was laughing up at him, all traces of befuddlement gone from her expression, the curiously smudged lines of her face snapping back into their customary firm delineation. "I fooled you, and I really didn't think I'd be able to."

His jaw dropped. "Judith, you… you devill" He stared at her, not trusting the evidence of his eyes. But it was absolutely clear that she was as sober as she'd ever been.

Judith hitched herself up on the pillows, chuckling. "You ought to know me well enough by now to know that I'd never really get foxed. It's just an act that Sebastian and I perfected. If you think I'm convincing on my own, you should see us together."

"I imagine it serves to disarm quite a few gulls," he said in a flat voice.

"Well, yes," Judith agreed. "On occasion it did. But it's perfectly harmless."

"Harmless? You are a baggage, and I cannot imagine how you've escaped being whipped at the cart's tail through every capital on the Continent." He turned from her, seething with fury. "How dare you play your tricks on me?"

Judith suddenly realized the magnitude of her error. In the exultant aftermath of foiling Gracemere, she'd allowed herself to get carried away. Of all the tactless, stupid ideas-to play Marcus for a fool with the tricks of her disreputable past!

"Oh, Marcus, it was just a little fun," she said, leaping out of bed. "I'm sorry if you don't like being teased." She put a hand on his arm but he snatched it away. "Oh, please," she said, putting her arms around his waist, laying her head between his shoulder blades. "Please don't be cross. I really didn't think you'd mind being teased, but I accept it was wrong and thoughtless of me."

"It isn't a matter of being teased," he said. "You played me for a fool, and I will not be treated like one of the simpletons you and your brother have been exploiting all your adult lives."

"I'm sorry," she said again. "It was a grave error of judgment, I understand that now, but I really didn't mean any harm by it. Please forgive me."

There was no mistaking the contrition in her voice. Marcus allowed his anger to subside, recognizing that it had two causes: his own feeling of foolishness at having fallen for such a trick, and his dislike of any reminders of her past life. He probably should have guessed the truth. Judith was too much in control of herself and her life to yield to intoxication… only the appearance of it as and when it suited her.

"Don't you ever treat me like that again."

"I won't, I promise." She squeezed his waist. "But you haven't said you forgive me."

"I forgive you."

"Penance?"

He pulled her arms free of his waist and hauled her around in front of him, placing his hands on her shoulders. "I'll think of something appropriate once you've told me just what you were doing at Ranelagh."

"But I have told you. I went to the ridotto with Sebastian and some of his friends."