“Read the part about the ad again,” Jones said, taking another puff. “From the beginning.”
“ ‘Note you are the go between for the family of Chas. F. Urschel. If so, I can tell you where they are holding him. I will reveal the facts to you if you wish or either reveal them to the detective department.’ Good Lord, nobody can be this stupid on purpose.”
Jones listened and smoked some more, watching the smoke kind of hang there in the dull night heat. It had been more than a hundred that afternoon, and the heat didn’t seem to want to leave. This was the fourth letter they’d received that day. All of ’em just as phony, but you didn’t dismiss a single one. You take one ransom lightly and chances are that would be your number.
“ ‘But I would suggest you in as much as I thank you’-I believe they meant ‘think’-‘should know and then you could tell whom you wished. If you want this information, signify the same by run add in Dallas Times Herald and Fort Worth Star-Teligram.’ ‘Telegram’ spelled, of course, as ‘I-G-R-A-M.’ ”
“Chislers,” Jones said. “Fakes.”
“Surely not scholars.”
“That doesn’t matter a lick,” Jones said. “The writer there hadn’t thought through any plan at all. The boys we’re dealing with here are pretty shrewd, businesswise, and will have a plan in place. Did you meet that four-flusher today? The one who called himself a ‘medium of the psychic arts’? He said he’d try and get in touch with Mr. Urschel’s spirit, and Mrs. Urschel asked what if he wasn’t dead, and the fella just kind of looked at her, holding his hand out for some kind of payment, not really having an idea what to do next.”
“Does it always work like this?”
“They come out of the woodwork, Kirk,” Jones said. “This world has no shortage of shitbrains.”
“You want another nip in your coffee?”
“Better be getting back to the Skirvin,” Jones said, tapping the burnt tobacco from his pipe and reaching for his Stetson. “It’s nearly midnight.”
He pulled his father’s gold watch from his vest and looked back into the mansion’s long hallway, studying the open space.
“The clocks have stopped,” Kirkpatrick said. “Is that what you were listening for? Charlie wound them every Sunday.”
“This house is quieter than a tomb.”
“Sometimes you miss the tick,” he said.
They were quiet for a moment in the silence, and Jones tapped some ash that had fallen onto his hat brim.
“I think the doctor finally got Berenice to take a shot,” Kirkpatrick said.
“She hadn’t slept since they took him. I believe she loves that man in a way that she never felt for Mr. Slick.”
“Maybe I’ll take that nip.”
“I’m sure glad they sent for you, Buster,” Kirkpatrick said.
“Glad to help.”
“Even with fakes and chislers?”
“’Specially with them.”
THEY DIVIDED THE LOOT BY THE CAMPFIRE. UNDERHILL, WITH that bony face and big eyes, watching Verne Miller peeling off every bill, stacking every coin on a rock, till they’d come to a shy more than eight grand. Not exactly the Denver Mint job, but not a bad haul, and Harvey was fine with the whole deal, itching to get into a nice hotel, slip that shot-up leg into a bath, and have people bring him things with the jingle of the phone.
“Count it again,” Underhill said.
“It’s there,” Miller said.
Oh, shit.
“We’re missing a bag.”
“What went into that trunk came out of the trunk, and it’s all right there,” Harvey said. “Get what you got and let’s all get gone.”
“We’re missing a bag.”
Miller stood from the pile of money and placed his hands on his hips, standing tall and looking a bit like that old war hero. He just stared down at the grease-parted hair of Underhill and the pudgy face of Jim Clark, chawing away on a wad of tobacco, the way a man studies an animal in a zoo, with kind of a detached curiosity, waiting to see what they’ll do next.
“Two per man,” Miller said. “Plus some change.”
Miller screwed a cigarette into the center of his mouth and set fire to it. He wore his pants very high and had tucked the cuffs into knee-high boots.
“Why’d you bring him in, Harvey?” Underhill asked. “You gone soft? Everybody knows this fella ain’t got no morals. He kills people for dough.”
Verne Miller smiled at that and rubbed his movie-star jaw. He glanced over at Harvey, and Harvey had to stifle a grin.
“When would we have stashed the money?” Harvey asked.
“I’m not calling you out, Harv,” Underhill said. “Me and Jim was the one did the heavy lifting while you was supervisin’. Your man didn’t lift a dang finger. And now we come up a few grand short, this just ain’t on the level.”
Jim Clark brought his eyes up to Miller and then over at Underhill. He had a stick he’d taken from the edge of the fire and was drawing patterns in the rough earth.
“Why don’t you apologize, you damn moron,” Harvey said. “You want to break up a gang before it starts?”
“We was a gang in Lansing,” Clark said, more of a mumble than words. And Harvey watched him go over and over that dirt line like he had to convince himself that it was there.
“I need a bath,” Harvey said. “I need a cigar, a fresh change of clothes, and to get this bullet out of me. I need a woman. But what I don’t need is a bunch of monkey business and horseshit.”
Verne Miller drew a gun.
“Go ahead, you sideshow freak,” Underhill said.
“Come on,” Harvey said.
Miller kicked the cash and coin into the fire, and the money started to smolder and burn. He clenched his jaw and slid the gun back into his belt. Sparks flew up from the little campfire, and Clark and Underhill didn’t move, mouths open, until it all registered into their small brains, and Underhill reached his hand into the smoldering money and pulled out charred bills, yipping and blowing on his fingers, until he thought he’d felt the weight of four grand and backed away from the sparks and heat.
He clutched the money to his chest and called Verne Miller a crazy son of a bitch, and Miller just kind of smiled at him and shrugged. Clark and Underhill counted off the money and gathered their things.
“No hard feelings,” Harvey said.
“I don’t take issue with you, Harv,” Underhill said. “You broke us out and a man don’t forget somethin’ like that.”
Harvey shook both men’s hands, agreeing on a Joplin pool hall to make contact, and Underhill and Clark drove off quick into the darkness and far down the meandering open road.
“Did you have to go and do that?” Harvey asked. “I think you hurt Mad Dog’s feelings.”
“Yes.”
“Because they called you a liar?”
“Yes.”
“That’s a hard code, Verne.” Harvey got down to his knees and counted out the money that hadn’t been burned up.
“How’s that heel?”
“Bleeding like a bastard. I’m cashing out of this shit. I’m done.”
“How much you got squirreled away?”
Harvey didn’t answer, as he turned his back to Miller and kicked dirt over the fire until it was just smoke off the ashes.
“I’ll drive,” Verne Miller said, already headed to the Buick. “Where’s that farm you told me about? Kit Kelly’s folks’ place?”
“Town called Paradise.”