“I never!” exclaimed Albert with a convulsive start that nearly sent eleven plates dashing to destruction.
“‘Ow many times have I got to tell you to be careful of them plates?” said Keggs sternly. “Who do you think you are—a juggler on the ‘Alls, ‘urling them about like that? Yes, I know all about that letter. You thought you was very clever, I’ve no doubt. But let me tell you, young blighted Albert, that only the other evening ‘er ladyship and Mr. Bevan ‘ad a long and extended interview in spite of all your hefforts. I saw through your little game, and I proceeded and went and arranged the meeting.”
In spite of himself Albert was awed. He was oppressed by the sense of struggling with a superior intellect.
“Yes, you did!” he managed to say with the proper note of incredulity, but in his heart he was not incredulous. Dimly, Albert had begun to perceive that years must elapse before he could become capable of matching himself in battles of wits with this master-strategist.
“Yes, I certainly did!” said Keggs. “I don’t know what ‘appened at the interview—not being present in person. But I’ve no doubt that everything proceeded satisfactorily.”
“And a fat lot of good that’s going to do you, when ‘e ain’t allowed to come inside the ‘ouse!”
A bland smile irradiated the butler’s moon-like face.
“If by ‘e you’re alloodin’ to Mr. Bevan, young blighted Albert, let me tell you that it won’t be long before ‘e becomes a regular duly invited guest at the castle!”
“A lot of chance!”
“Would you care to ‘ave another five shillings even money on it?”
Albert recoiled. He had had enough of speculation where the butler was concerned. Where that schemer was allowed to get within reach of it, hard cash melted away.
“What are you going to do?”
“Never you mind what I’m going to do. I ‘ave my methods. All I ‘ave to say to you is that tomorrow or the day after Mr. Bevan will be seated in our dining-’all with ‘is feet under our table, replying according to his personal taste and preference, when I ask ‘im if ‘e’ll ‘ave ‘ock or sherry. Brush all them crumbs carefully off the tablecloth, young blighted Albert—don’t shuffle your feet—breathe softly through your nose—and close the door be’ind you when you’ve finished!”
“Oh, go and eat cake!” said Albert bitterly. But he said it to his immortal soul, not aloud. The lad’s spirit was broken.
Keggs, the processes of digestion completed, presented himself before Lord Belpher in the billiard-room. Percy was alone. The house-party, so numerous on the night of the ball and on his birthday, had melted down now to reasonable proportions. The second and third cousins had retired, flushed and gratified, to obscure dens from which they had emerged, and the castle housed only the more prominent members of the family, always harder to dislodge than the small fry. The Bishop still remained, and the Colonel. Besides these, there were perhaps half a dozen more of the closer relations: to Lord Belpher’s way of thinking, half a dozen too many. He was not fond of his family.
“Might I have a word with your lordship?”
“What is it, Keggs?”
Keggs was a self-possessed man, but he found it a little hard to begin. Then he remembered that once in the misty past he had seen Lord Belpher spanked for stealing jam, he himself having acted on that occasion as prosecuting attorney; and the memory nerved him.
“I earnestly ‘ope that your lordship will not think that I am taking a liberty. I ‘ave been in his lordship your father’s service many years now, and the family honour is, if I may be pardoned for saying so, extremely near my ‘eart. I ‘ave known your lordship since you were a mere boy, and …”
Lord Belpher had listened with growing impatience to this preamble. His temper was seldom at its best these days, and the rolling periods annoyed him.
“Yes, yes, of course,” he said. “What is it?”
Keggs was himself now. In his opening remarks he had simply been, as it were, winding up. He was now prepared to begin.
“Your lordship will recall inquiring of me on the night of the ball as to the bona fides of one of the temporary waiters? The one that stated that ‘e was the cousin of young bli—of the boy Albert, the page? I have been making inquiries, your lordship, and I regret to say I find that the man was a impostor. He informed me that ‘e was Albert’s cousin, but Albert now informs me that ‘e ‘as no cousin in America. I am extremely sorry this should have occurred, your lordship, and I ‘ope you attribute it to the bustle and haste inseparable from duties as mine on such a occasion.”
“I know the fellow was an impostor. He was probably after the spoons!”
Keggs coughed.
“If I might be allowed to take a further liberty, your lordship, might I suggest that I am aware of the man’s identity and of his motive for visiting the castle.”
He waited a little apprehensively. This was the crucial point in the interview. If Lord Belpher did not now freeze him with a glance and order him from the room, the danger would be past, and he could speak freely. His light blue eyes were expressionless as they met Percy’s, but inwardly he was feeling much the same sensation as he was wont to experience when the family was in town and he had managed to slip off to Kempton Park or some other race-course and put some of his savings on a horse. As he felt when the racing steeds thundered down the straight, so did he feel now.
Astonishment showed in Lord Belpher’s round face. Just as it was about to be succeeded by indignation, the butler spoke again.
“I am aware, your lordship, that it is not my place to offer suggestions as to the private and intimate affairs of the family I ‘ave the honour to serve, but, if your lordship would consent to overlook the liberty, I think I could be of ‘elp and assistance in a matter which is causing annoyance and unpleasantness to all.”
He invigorated himself with another dip into the waters of memory. Yes. The young man before him might be Lord Belpher, son of his employer and heir to all these great estates, but once he had seen him spanked.
Perhaps Percy also remembered this. Perhaps he merely felt that Keggs was a faithful old servant and, as such, entitled to thrust himself into the family affairs. Whatever his reasons, he now definitely lowered the barrier.
“Well,” he said, with a glance at the door to make sure that there were no witnesses to an act of which the aristocrat in him disapproved, “go on!”
Keggs breathed freely. The danger-point was past.
“‘Aving a natural interest, your lordship,” he said, “we of the Servants’ ‘All generally manage to become respectfully aware of whatever ‘appens to be transpirin’ above stairs. May I say that I became acquainted at an early stage with the trouble which your lordship is unfortunately ‘aving with a certain party?”
Lord Belpher, although his whole being revolted against what practically amounted to hobnobbing with a butler, perceived that he had committed himself to the discussion. It revolted him to think that these delicate family secrets were the subject of conversation in menial circles, but it was too late to do anything now. And such was the whole-heartedness with which he had declared war upon George Bevan that, at this stage in the proceedings, his chief emotion was a hope that Keggs might have something sensible to suggest.
“I think, begging your lordship’s pardon for making the remark, that you are acting injudicious. I ‘ave been in service a great number of years, startin’ as steward’s room boy and rising to my present position, and I may say I ‘ave ‘ad experience during those years of several cases where the daughter or son of the ‘ouse contemplated a misalliance, and all but one of the cases ended disastrously, your lordship, on account of the family trying opposition. It is my experience that opposition in matters of the ‘eart is useless, feedin’, as it, so to speak, does the flame. Young people, your lordship, if I may be pardoned for employing the expression in the present case, are naturally romantic and if you keep ‘em away from a thing they sit and pity themselves and want it all the more. And in the end you may be sure they get it. There’s no way of stoppin’ them. I was not on sufficiently easy terms with the late Lord Worlingham to give ‘im the benefit of my experience on the occasion when the Honourable Aubrey Pershore fell in love with the young person at the Gaiety Theatre. Otherwise I could ‘ave told ‘im he was not acting judicious. His lordship opposed the match in every way, and the young couple ran off and got married at a registrar’s. It was the same when a young man who was tutor to ‘er ladyship’s brother attracted Lady Evelyn Walls, the only daughter of the Earl of Ackleton. In fact, your lordship, the only entanglement of the kind that came to a satisfactory conclusion in the whole of my personal experience was the affair of Lady Catherine Duseby, Lord Bridgefield’s daughter, who injudiciously became infatuated with a roller-skating instructor.”