An assistant, sounding nervous, put me right through.

“Oh, Amy,” said my future boss, her tone boding ill. “I thought your roommate left you a message.”

“She left me a message to call you.”

“Yes, well…” The woman trailed off, seeming to grow more uncomfortable with each passing second. “The thing is, Amy, we’re going to have to cancel your internship with us this summer.”

The bottom dropped out of my stomach. “What? Why?”

My future boss (No! No, not my boss now! My ex–future boss? My future contrary-to-fact boss?) hesitated. “Well, I’m not really at liberty to get into company policy right now, Amy. I can’t apologize enough for putting you in this difficult situation. I feel terrible, really—”

“Tell me why.” You know how in books, they say, ‘Her blood ran cold’? So not just an expression.

Good luck with your career.

“I’m sorry. I’m not at liber—”

“Give me a satellite view,” I insisted. “Budget cuts? Departmental shifts? Decided I’m not qualified to run the Xerox machine? Tell me. I need to know.”

“Amy, I can’t—”

“No!” I cried into the phone, probably shocking myself more than her. “You have to tell me why.”

“I can’t tell you why.” Or she’d have to kill me, no doubt.

“Does it…” I swallowed, composed myself, and began again, softly. “Does it have anything to do with Rose & Gr—”

“I need to go now, Amy. Good-bye.” And she hung up.

I was still staring at the phone, mouth agape, when Brandon, my sweet barbarian boyfriend, came out of my bedroom, rubbing his eyes. I must have awakened him with my screaming.

“Hey,” he said. “Anything wrong?”

Yes. Everything.

13. Casus Belli

Malcolm answered his door and I pushed past him, still sniffling underneath the hood of my Eli crest sweatshirt (gotta do something to hide the red nose). He handed me a box of tissues.

“You were almost unintelligible over the phone,” he said in a flat voice.

Tough luck for him. I hadn’t improved in the ensuing ten minutes. In fact, I hadn’t even been able to tell Brandon what had happened to me. It was as if there’d been some sort of post-hypnotic Diggers suggestion to keep me from talking of my plight to barbarians. (Really, at this point, maybe we could all start thinking that these conspiracy theories actually had some merit?) I’d abandoned him there, utterly oblivious about what had happened to me in the hour since I’d left him alone in bed that had the power to turn me into such a shocked, sniveling mess. I’d put the call in to Malcolm then ran out with little more than a choking good-bye.

“They—they—took my—job!” I managed to get out. “The patriarchs canceled my summer internship!”

“Yeah.” Malcolm sat down on his desk chair. “And you’re not the only one. The phone’s been ringing off the hook all morning. I’ve heard from half of the club.”

“You told me they couldn’t do that! You told me it was a bluff!”

“I was wrong. Not unlike I was about what they’d do if we tapped women. Sorry.”

“You’re sorry?” I spluttered. “My life is ruined and you’re sorry?!”

He shot me a look of disgust. “Ruined? Come on, Amy. No hysterics, please.”

“There are no decent internships still open this late in the spring. I’m going to spend the summer waiting tables somewhere and then I’ll never get a job at Glamour. That’s even assuming that Condé Nast isn’t a Digger.”

“As far as I know, Condé Nast isn’t even a person.”

“Good. At least I won’t have that hurdle to leap as well.”

“Okay.” He put out his hands, palms down. “Just take a couple of deep breaths and let’s talk reasonably about this.”

Ha! Reasonable had left the building round about the time Big Brother brought down the ax. “How do we know they won’t start in on the next of their threats? How do we know I won’t suddenly find out I have a D average and a drained bank account?”

“Now, Amy—”

“It was all true, wasn’t it? All those things you kept laughing about whenever I brought them up. The cops, the power—”

“The Nazi gold?” he added in a mocking tone. “No. That’s all in Switzerland.”

I gave him a withering stare. “Laugh it up. I’m the one who’s jobless.”

“Okay, yes,” he amended. “In retrospect, maybe some of it is true. Some. If only because the patriarchs are very powerful people, and powerful people tend to have some…leverage.”

I crossed my arms. “I want an apology for all that snickering.” And, while we were at it, for not standing up for me yesterday at the meeting. But I didn’t even give him the chance to formulate a response. I was too worked up. “And what about your job? Aren’t you being punished, too, same as the rest of us?”

“I was supposed to be working with my dad, so no. But now that’s in jeopardy, too, for other reasons. That’s what I first called you about this morn—”

“When you told me I was your second choice.” I threw my hands in the air. “My life is ruined and I’m not even supposed to be here!”

“Oh, puh-lease. Your life is not ruined. At the very worst, you spend a month not seated behind a desk for once.”

“Shows how little you know!” I snapped. “Without the proper undergrad internships, employers will throw my resume right in the circular file.”

“The Diggers can giveth and the Diggers can taketh away,” Malcolm intoned. “Once we get this mess with the TTA board sorted out, everything will get back to normal. You’ll be fine, trust me.”

“I don’t trust you. Not after what you told me this morning.”

Malcolm shot out of his chair so fast that it slammed back against his desk. “Would you shut up for one second? I’m in real trouble here, Amy. Not some little society snafu. Real trouble.”

I silenced, shaken out of my solipsism somewhat by the fact that my big sib could dismiss so lightly anything having to do with his society. He looked like he was about to cry.

“Good lord, Malcolm, what’s wrong?”

“I’ve been trying to tell you all morning. Genevieve Grady is out for my blood. I don’t know if it’s because I broke her heart or because I didn’t tap her into Rose & Grave.”

“Maybe a little bit of both?”

“She wants me annihilated.”

“And how does she plan to bring about this apocalypse?”

He dropped his head in his hands. “I got home late last night, and when I came in, she was waiting for me in the stairwell. Lurking! Obviously, when she saw you, she put it all together.”

Ah, so that’s why he’d told me the supposedly secret story behind my tap. Because of this—feud, or whatever.

“And then she dropped the bombshell.” Malcolm’s voice grew shaky. “She’s going to write an exposé in the EDN about being ‘Closeted at Eli,’ ” he made quote marks in the air and rolled his eyes, “and she’s going to make me Exhibit A.”

I made a face. “That’s so sleazy. Does she think she’s going to get into Columbia J-school by muckraking?”

“If my father reads it, I’m dead.”

I reached out and patted his arm. “Come on, what’s the chance that your dad or anyone he knows is going to read the college paper?” But even as I said it, I knew that wouldn’t be much comfort. The wire services watched our paper carefully, waiting for news of the children of the rich and powerful. If the article came out, it would be splashed all over.

Still, I wasn’t prepared for Genevieve’s coup de grâce.

“Pretty high.” Malcolm snorted. “She’s putting it in the commencement issue.”

And Malcolm was graduating. Ouch. “And you’re sure your dad would flip?”

“Like a gymnast.” He shuddered. “I know what he’d do to start. Kick me out, disown me, never speak to me again. What I’m more scared of is what he’d do next. The wrath of the patriarchs would be nothing by comparison.”