"She leaves with his heart."
"Now Buggane's still got a couple of minutes before he collapses. He's smart enough not to close the window — there'd be blood on the outside pan of the sill and that would draw attention outward again. Bui his hands are slick with blood and he doesn't want the detectives to realize he did the deed himself, so he goes to the bathroom sink and washes them. By this time, the concierge is hammering on the door."
"He dies. Everything is going exactly according to plan." "Hell of a plan," Toussaint murmured.
"Yeah. You know the middle part. The cops come, they see, they believe. If it wasn't for Ghostface kicking up a fuss, we'd never have found out all this other stuff."
"Me? I didn't do anything."
"Well, it looked hinky to me, but I wasn't going to meddle in police business until I learned it mattered to you."
"You left out the best part," Toussaint said. "How Buggane manages to turn killing himself to his own advantage."
"Yeah, that had me baffled, too. But when a boxer picks up a nickname like 'the Deathless,' you have to wonder why. Then the ogre at the gym told me that Buggane had a three-two record pit boxing. That's to the death, you know. It turns out Buggane's got a glass heart. Big lump of crystal the size of your fist. No matter how badly he's injured, the heart can repair him. Even if he's clinically dead."
"So his girlfriend waits for his body to show up and sticks the heart back in?" Ghostface said "No, that's just crazy. That wouldn't really work, would it?"
"Shhh," Will said. "I think we're about to find out. Look."
A little door opened in the side of the morgue. Two figures came out. The smaller one was helping the larger to stand.
For the first time all evening, Toussaint smiled. Gold teeth gleamed. Then he put the police whistle to his mouth.
After Buggane and his girlfriend had been arrested, Ghostface gave Will a short, fierce hug and then ran off to arrange his brother's release. Will and the alderman strolled back to the limousine, parked two blocks away. As they walked, Will worried how he was going to explain to his boss that he couldn't chauffeur because he didn't have a license.
"You done good, boy," Salem Toussaint said. "I'm proud of you."
Something in his voice, or perhaps the amused way he glanced down at Will out of the corner or his eye, said more than mere words could have.
"You knew," Will said. "You knew all the time."
Toussaint chuckled. "Perhaps I did. But I had the advantage of knowing what the city knows. It was still mighty clever of you to figure it out all on your own."
"But why should I have had to? Why didn't you just tell the detectives what you knew?"
"Let me answer that question with one of my own. Why did you tell Ghostface he was the one who uncovered the crime?"
They'd reached the limo now. It flickered its lights, glad to see them. But they didn't climb in just yet. "Because I've got to live with the guy. I don't want him thinking I think I'm superior to him."
"Exactly so! The police liked hearing the story from a white boy better than they would from me. I'm not quite a buffoon in their eyes, but I'm something close to it. My power has to be respected, and my office, too. It would make folks nervous if they had to take my intellect seriously as well."
"Alderman, I..."
"Hush up, boy. I know everything you're about to say." The alderman opened a door for Will. "Climb in the back. I'll drive."
One day in early spring, Will returned to the Rat's Nose. "You're back again," Nat said.
"I. uh, kinda got a haint out of trouble, and somehow the word slipped out. Salem said I was too high profile to work for him anymore." Esme crawled out from under the table. "Who's he?" "I'm your Unca Will. You remember me," Will said. "I used to be your papa."
"Oh, yeah." In the accepting way of a child, Esme filed away this new information, to be forgotten as soon as he went away again. Will found, to his surprise, that he felt a pang of regret at not being her lather anymore. "Can I have a basket of pretzels?"
"Sure you can," Nat said. Then, to Will, "You've been wearing the ring?"
Will held up his hand to display the cheap pinchbeck ring that Nat had commissioned for him. "Are you finally going to explain the purpose of it?"
"Take it off."
Will did.
Nat indicated the pale circlet of flesh where the ring sat, an indentation that did not recover with its removal. "On such small details is verisimilitude built." He removed something from an inside vest pocket. "Try this on."
The ring was solid and had it weighed so little as a breath more might have been called massive. It was woven of red, yellow, and white gold. A single ruby, bright as a fresh drop of blood, formed the eye in the head of a fanged Wyrm, biting savagely into the ring. On close examination, Will saw that the tricolored gold formed the scales of a body that coiled three times around his finger before ending in the Wyrm's mouth.
It fit the indentation perfectly
"Tell me," Nat said. "If you're presented to a prince, on which knee do you kneel?"
"Always the right."
"A waiter comes by with a platter of cheese. What hand do you use?"
"Never the left."
"If the music has a time signature of three-four, what should you dance?"
"The waltz."
"It you get into a dagger fight, and your opponent thrusts low and to the right?"
"I parry it in octave."
"If an elf-lady asks you to fondle her breasts?"
Will smiled. "A lady must always be obeyed."
"And if the next time you see her she acts as if it never happened?"
"It never happened."
Nat lifted his glass in a silent toast, and drank. "My little boy is all grown up!" he said. He removed a pasteboard card from an inside pocket of his jacket and laid it on the table before him. It was an engraved invitation. "There is a masked ball next week at House L'Inconnu. It's black tie, so be sure to wear a tux." "Just what do you have in mind?" Will asked.
"We're going to pull the Missing Prince scam," Nat said. With a mock-salaam, he added, "Your majesty."
13
The Hippogriff Girl
The guests arrived at House L'Inconnu by calishe, stretch limo, rickshaw, hansom cab, and palanquin. They drove Duesenbergs and Harleys and teams of matched white stallions. One came by saddle-owl. A trumpeter and a horn player welcomed each at the main entrance by the turnaround with short phrases of Handel's Water Music in place of a fanfare, while the vehicles were whisked away to off-site parking. In the foyer, a string quartet played Mozart to gentle the transition from outdoors to indoors.
Will arrived in a taxi. A storm cloud had washed through the upper levels of Babel, leaving the streets so slick they reflected the neon lights in bright smears. Taking a deep breath and leaving a twenty dollar tip for luck, he donned his domino, strode past the valets, heralds, and musicians; surrendered his invitation; and allowed uniformed flunkies to deferentially gesture him through a labyrinthine tangle of corridors. He fetched up in an antechamber within earshot of the ballroom, where a monstrous pile of pink chiffon, the matron of the house, lounged on a couch skillfully contoured to hold her enormous bulk. So large was she that, reclining, her pallid flesh billowed up higher than Will's chin. Half elf-lady and half termite queen, she so filled her gown that it threatened to burst with every breath she took.
For a long, silent moment she critically examined his costume and demeanor. In the background, the band was playing "Fly Me to the Moon."
'Monsieur Pierrot, j'observe. Je présume vous parlez français." "I do, madam, well enough to recognize le bel accent d'Ys. My French would pain you to hear."