“Well, I should much like to see one of your uncle’s blades someday,” said Dickens.
“You might be disappointed,” Smythe replied. “They are rather plain and ordinary looking, not at all showy in appearance… but then again, as a soldier and one who was an armorer’s apprentice… Well, here then…” He unsheathed his simple knife. “He made this for me years ago, when I was just a boy. It bears his maker’s mark.”
Dickens took the knife and examined it. “It balances exceedingly well, and the design, while simple, looks quite strong.” He lightly tested the blade. “It holds a fine edge, too. Very fine, indeed.” He held it hilt downwards, point up alongside his inner forearm, as if concealing it, and then flipped it around in his grasp, blade held outward, ready to stab or throw. He turned it back around once more, holding his arm down by his side, to try the maneuver once again. It was, thought Smythe, a good way to carry a knife openly, yet unobtrusively, in the event that one expected trouble. Trust a mercenary, he thought, to know that sort of clever trick.
“ ‘Allo, Ben,” said Jack Darnley, suddenly stepping out in front of them from a side street. His fellow apprentice, Bruce McEnery, was right behind him.
“ ‘Allo, Jack,” said Dickens, coming to a halt. “I see you brought your ill-humored shadow with you,” he added, smirking at McEnery’s perpetual sneer.
“And I see you brought yours,” Darnley replied, with a smile. “Tuck is your friend’s name, if I recall aright.”
“It is,” said Smythe. “Tuck Smythe, at your service.”
“Fancy running into you again so soon, Jack,” Dickens said casually. “One might almost think ‘twas more than happenstance.”
“As well one might,” said Darnley. “We have been keeping an eye on you, you know.”
“Have you, now? And what would be the reason for such concern, I wonder?”
As Ben spoke, Smythe became aware of movement behind him. He glanced over his shoulder to see half a dozen apprentices spread out behind them. He groaned inwardly. What pernicious fortune had befallen him that it was the second time in as many days he was being accosted by a street gang? People around them in the street, seeing the congregation, gave them a wide berth, crossing over to the other side and hurrying past without a backward glance.
“We only wanted to make certain that you were all right, Ben,” Darnley replied.
“How very land of you and the boys, Jack. And tell me, what made you think that I might not be?”
“The city has changed whilst you have been away, Ben,” Darnley said. “ London is very different now. ‘Tis no longer the same place you remember from the old days.”
“Indeed? How very odd,” said Dickens. “Why, it still looks much the same to me. S’trewth, and it smells the same as I remember, too,” he added, wrinkling his nose. “The heady perfume of Fleet Ditch on the breeze is just as I recall it. Or mayhap ‘tis just the fragrance of unwashed ‘prentices upon the wind. What think you?”
“You may jest, Ben, but that does not change the truth of what I tell you,” Darnley said. “ London is now in many ways a different city than the one you left, and few of the changes have been for the better.”
“I have an intimation that you intend to educate me as to those changes, Jack,” said Dickens, with a smile.
“Indeed, methinks there is a need for it. You see, you left us, Ben, to go off adventuring and seek your fortune in some foreign land, whilst we all stayed here in London to make the best of things, because this is our home. Our home,” he repeated, thumping his chest for emphasis. “Our city.” He swept out his arm in an expansive gesture, encompassing all their surroundings. “Our streets. And yet, with each and every passing day, we have found our home invaded, as much as any conquering army might invade a country it has vanquished. Only this foreign army marched in piecemeal, coming in dribs and drabs… a few Flemish craftsmen here, some Italian merchants there, German traders, Egyptian fortune-tellers and the like, til now you can scarce spit on a street in London without hitting some damned foreigner. Take a look around you, Ben. On any day, a man can see countless good English working men and women out begging in the streets, desperate for a job, a warm place to sleep, a meager crust of bread with which to stave off hunger, and amongst them all go aloof Italian merchants in their silks, snobbish Flemish craftsmen in their three-piled velvet finery, arrogant German shopkeepers stuffed fat with ale and sausages, shifty gypsy moonmen ever ready to cozen some poor and honest working man out of the few brass farthings he has left. ‘Tis not the same city that you left at all, Ben. ‘Tis a city that the bloody damned foreigners are taking over. And someone has to stop it.”
“And that someone would be you?” said Dickens. “You and the Steady Boys, of course.”
“Who better?” Darnley asked. “They are driving our people out into the streets, Ben, leaving them homeless, starving, desperate. These damned foreigners should all go right back to where they came from!”
“And if they do not wish to go, why then, you shall drive them out, is that it?” Dickens said.
“Bloody right I will! Me and the boys. And what is more, the other ‘prentice gangs are all getting behind us in this venture!”
“Indeed? Well, then really I must congratulate you, Jack,” said Dickens. “You seem to haven taken a disorganized bunch of rakehell roaring boys who have all been at one another’s throats and given them a common enemy against whom to unite in opposition. ‘Tis an astonishing achievement, truly. And to think that I went abroad to learn the trade of soldiering whilst here you were all of this time, turning yourself into a general completely on your own. I doff my cap to you, Jack. I must say, I am full of admiration at what you have accomplished. Truly, I could not even imagine what a man of your inestimable abilities would ever want from me.”
“I want you to join us, Ben,” said Darnley, either ignoring Dickens’s sarcasm or else missing it completely. “ ‘Twould be just like the old days once again! You and me, leading the Steady Boys at the forefront of it all… Think of it! We could rouse all the ‘prentices in concert and clean out the vermin from this city! And you, as well, Tuck. You can be a part of it. The Steady Boys will always have a place for a strapping, big brawler like youself. Come and join us!”
“I thank you kindly for the offer,” Smythe replied, “but I always try my best to avoid brawls whenever possible.”
“You mean to say that rather than stand up and be counted for your fellow countrymen, you would prefer to let all these foreigners ruin the livelihoods of honest Englishmen?” said Darnley, with challenge in his voice.
“Tuck has no quarrel with you, Jack,” Dickens said.
“Nay, in truth, I do not,” Smythe agreed, “but I daresay I have a quarrel with his report. For the truth of the matter is that ‘tis not the foreigners in London who are to blame for all the poverty. If the blame should rest with anyone, then it should rest with English landowners who enclose their lands for raising sheep, for as many of my fellow countrymen know all too well, wool is much more profitable in these times than produce. Only as the landed gentry fence in all their lands for grazing sheep instead of tillage, they dispossess their tenant farmers, who are thus left with no work and homeless. And so, not knowing what else they can do, they make the journey to London, desperate and seeking work, only to discover that so many more like them have come that work is difficult to find. But ‘tis not the Flemish silversmiths who take the jobs that would have gone to them, as you ought well to know, since you are an apprentice and know something of the crafts. Nor do the Italian merchants compete with them for work, nor the German shopkeepers and craftsmen, for that matter, for a simple country farmer knows nothing of such things. He knows and understands his husbandry, but for the most part, that is the compass of his world, beyond which he sails in ignorance. I suppose ‘tis possible that the occasional gypsy here or there may swindle someone, but methinks that they are much more likely to cozen a wealthy Fleming or a prosperous Italian merchant than some poor old sod begging on the street. ‘Twould be little profit there. In truth, one should think that quite the contrary to what you claim, each foreign craftsman or merchant who comes to London and opens up a shop creates an opportunity for Englishmen with no ready skills at trade or craft, for every merchant has need of assistants in his shop and every craftsman has need of apprentices.”