"In Florida? Preston, you didn't swim — Oh, my God, she got you sailing!"

"Yes, she did, damn her eyes. If there are any policemen on that island, Alan, I want you to have her arrested, at once, for kidnapping, and—"

"She's gone."

"What do you mean, gone? How could she be gone?"

"The resort office here got an e-mail saying her mother had died. Quite unexpectedly."

"And long ago, I should think," Preston said grimly, "from the shock of having given birth to Pam."

"Who works for your ex-wife Helene's brother Hubert."

"Aaaarrrghh!"

"Exactly. Did you get away from your kidnappers? Is that what this is all about?"

"What this is all about, Alan, is that I am here with nothing. No identification, no credit cards, no clothing — I'm like a Dickens orphan."

"Well, not quite."

"Very like. I want you, Alan, to pack up everything of mine, everything."

"You're not coming back?"

"They're looking for me, Alan, they want to press papers on me. They'll be watching every possible route for me to take back out of the country. No, I have a better idea. Don't check out of there, but do come here, by the fastest, soonest means of transportation known to man."

"I think I know what that is."

"Bring everything of mine, bring everything of yours, but do not check out."

"I understand that."

"I'll be here waiting for you. I'm checked in under your name. What name do you want to use here?"

"Preston, I would rather use my own."

"I told you, I've taken it. This young man here, this desk clerk, I've taken him into my confidence—"

"Mm hm."

Away from the phone, Preston was heard to say, "What is your name, by the by? Duane? Very good. You will be recompensed for this good deed, Duane. Not as lavishly as Porfirio, you understand, but well."

Alan, feeling left out, said, "Preston?"

Returning to the phone, Preston said, "Duane needed a name to check me in under, which could not be my own. So I gave him yours."

"I see."

"So now you have to have a nom de guerre as well. Come on, Alan, it's late. I want to get to my new room in this place and have a long warm shower and a long warm sleep. Come along, Alan, whom do you wish to be?"

"Duane," Alan said. "Smith."

"Ever the comedian. You will find me when you get here, Alan, in my room, next to naked."

Not an appetizing image, but Alan was used to it. "I'll get there when I can," he promised, and hung up.

Which was not going to be as soon as one might like. Alan, dressed, teeth brushed, presented himself at the office, where the young woman on duty found it hard to believe she was expected to have a conversation with a guest at this hour. Being alone here on the graveyard shift meant, to her, being alone, surrounded by bright paperback examples of chick-lit, each with its cover featuring a perky, smirky girl whose face needed to be slapped.

As did this one's. Trying to be patient at nearly one in the morning after not only troubled sleep but rudely disturbed sleep, Alan said, yet again, "I am not checking out, but I do have to leave for a few days. On an airplane. To Miami."

"Okay," she said, her eyes drifting toward the scatter of books on the table behind her.

"Arrange it," he said.

She blinked at him, slowly. "You want to check out? At this hour?"

"I do not want to check out. I will continue to pay for the room, but I just have to leave for a few days. On that airplane we were discussing. To Miami."

"Okay," she said.

Having that circular feeling, Alan said, "When is the next flight to Miami?"

"There's one on Saturday."

"No, dear," he said. "Today. This morning. As early as possible."

"I only know about the one on Saturday."

"A woman left here yesterday," Alan pointed out, "due to family tragedy. She didn't wave her arms all the way to America, so there must be a plane."

"Not to Miami," she said.

"Where to, then?"

"I dunno." Wrinkling her face up like a washcloth, she said, "You want to know where Ms. Broussard went?"

"I do not. There's an airport on this island. There are planes leaving it every day. Where do they go?"

"Other islands, I think."

"Do you have flight schedules in the desk there? Anything like that?"

"Sure," she said. "You want to look at one? Which airline?"

"All airlines. Every creature that flies, that's what I want."

Eventually, she did come up with schedules for four airlines, none of them companies he'd ever heard of, and all of them, as she'd suggested, merely hopping around the islands like hummingbirds. But here was one, at 7:30 a.m. on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, that flew to San Juan in Puerto Rico. From Puerto Rico, wouldn't it be possible to reach Miami?

"Let's," Alan suggested to the lit-chick, "call this eight-hundred number."

"You want to use the phone? Go ahead."

So he did, and got a person, from the sound of her accent, either in Kentucky or Bangladesh. He explained where he was and where he wanted to go, and she agreed to make the necessary reservations. All he had to do was present himself at the local airport with his credit card sixty minutes before flight time, and his ticket, all the way through to Miami, would be awaiting him.

"Thank you," he told the phone, and left a 5:45 wake-up call with the reader.

The difficulties of getting oneself on the road at the same time the sun is getting up are many and complex. In the first place, Alan didn't have a key to Preston's room, and it wasn't easy to convince a bellboy to open the place so he could pack up Preston's stuff. It was only when the lad verified Alan's contention that he not only knew Preston but that Preston had been, for several years now, paying Alan's bills in this place, that he was permitted entry.

Then there was the luggage. Alan didn't travel light, but next to him Preston was a pasha. The taxi that was called became so full of bags that Alan could barely squeeze himself in among them, and at the small local airport he was the cause of much merriment among the layabouts to be found at every tropical air terminal around the entire waist of the world.

Then they wouldn't check the bags all the way through to his final destination. He was outside the United States at the moment, which meant that he, plus all that kit and all that caboodle, would meet again in San Juan to go through Customs and Immigration.

"See you soon," he regretfully told the scout troop of bags as they bounced away on the conveyor belt, and then, while waiting to board plane number one, he went off to have a cup of rotten coffee and a worse donut.

The first airplane was quite small but quite full, entirely of island people, many of whom had brought baskets of food along in order to picnic in the sky. The food smelled, variously and mostly not pleasantly. Also, the plane, although flying through the air, gave a very realistic impersonation of being driven across a washboard-rutted back road somewhere. Crash, stink, crash, stink; he was happy to see Puerto Rico.

Whatever passenger profiles the Feds maintain on smugglers and terrorists and other unwelcome persons must have included warnings about people with ridiculous amounts of expensive luggage, because Alan was put through so many searches and interrogations that he nearly missed his next flight, and it was only by raising his voice and acting like exactly the sort of overbearing rich bastard he most loathed that he managed to effect his release.

The 10:45 a.m. plane from Puerto Rico to Miami was an improvement, mostly because it had a first-class section up front, into which Alan firmly inserted himself. He was traveling on Preston's nickel, after all, so there was no point stinting.

Also, although he did not believe in drinking before lunch, particularly when sleep-deprived, he somehow couldn't deny himself a complimentary Bloody Mary once the plane was airborne. His seatmate was a stout elderly fellow in suit and tie, of all things, who spent the entire flight nodding over a hardcover Tom Clancy novel — nodding in agreement, that is, not in sleepiness.