I shuddered to imagine Cicereau's farewell speech to his own daughter sixty-some years ago, if he'd even bothered to be in on the kill.
"I'm gonna check on the high-roller baccarat tables." Cicereau rose from his desk and from behind his restored computer.
"I'll hold the fort, boss," the black-and-silver haired Sansouci said, standing.
He would make a damn impressive werewolf, and I didn't even want to tangle again with him in human form. I hoped "the fort" meant more than this office.
Apparently it did, for Sansouci eyed everything, then slipped out the door. I heard the security system beep into action after he left.
It hurt to stretch myself back into unmirrored form, but I hopped from the wet bar onto the floor and made for the computer on Cicereau's desk.
The flat-screen monitor showed the same wallpaper as before, a Disney forest scene teeming with rabbits, squirrels, and deer, all great prey for wolves.
I moved right to Photo Album, found the deeply buried family pic from 1949 and copied it onto my flash drive. The drive whirred as happily as Jiminy Cricket for a second or two. I was ready to chirp myself when I tucked the earring-sized portable drive into my Spandex tights.
Everything was going perfectly until all the power in the room went out, which meant all the lights too. Trouble was, I needed light to see a reflection to walk into. While I froze, being a thinking being, and realized someone must have rigged the power outage from outside the office, a huge heavy web fell atop me. Boobytrap! Also triggered from outside. A net seemed hokey for the Cicereau operation, so who would have motive or opportunity, and the nerve to use Cicereau's office for his or her own purposes? It sure wasn’t Sylphia's web, not these scratchy rope fibers. I fought the cumbersome netting, and was still fighting it when the lights and power came back on.
The office door opened and in walked…Detective Haskell in all his half-were glory.
Chapter Fifty-Three
Talk about a list of people you'd most like not to meet in heaven, or hell; Haskell was now numero uno in my book.
The lights showed that I was tangled in a huge, heavy-duty fishing net. The more I thrashed, the more tangled I became. This must have been rigged after my first break-in. Still, I didn't see Sansouci or Cicereau racing back to gloat. Believe it or not, that tightened the sulfuric acid knot in my stomach behind the hidden drive even more.
Haskell grinned, showing yellowed teeth between a pair of rusty red fangs. You could have nicknamed him Canadian Sunset. Then he spoke.
"Our friends here at the Gehenna underestimate you, and they sure underestimate me, Miss Delilah Street."
I jerked in distaste to hear my name on his peeling, blackened lips.
"You know from how I cracked Nightwine's fence security that I have my little ways of coming and going in the most unexpected places in town."
I glanced up, examining the ceiling as I hadn't before. A dark pattern of rugged wood beams suggested overarching forest branches. The net would have been invisible up there. And Haskell probably had something on a lot of local security firm personnel who would do him favors. Even now, he was exulting in what he had on me.
"The minute I saw those new Gehenna billboards, babe, I knew it was you."
He circled me and the desk, checking to see that I was tightly wrapped. Thank God I'd quit Photo Album, although Haskell might have been too stupid to figure out what I'd been doing.
"I suppose," Haskell went on, as the seldom-listened-to invariably do, "you read about my near-fatal mugging in the Sinkhole and thought you were done with Irving Haskell."
Irving! I'd forgotten it from the newspaper article. And who wouldn’t? Irma asked. Not an A-list first name. No wonder he had issues.
His fingers prodded and poked me through the webbing, which made me feel even more like a snared fish.
"Thing is, girlie, does it pay me better to let the management know I got you, or are they tired of you and I can take you home and keep you all to myself?"
I didn't answer. I didn't breathe. I knew which alternative I preferred. So I screamed. I thrashed, even though it was useless. I threw my full weight on Haskell and managed to kick his feet out from under him so we were rolling on the floor together.
He actually seemed to enjoy this version of dry mud wrestling, but it was worth the nausea if I could get the big boys back in here to play. Against them I had a chance. Slim, but a chance.
I heard the office door slam against the wall. In an instant, Sansouci hauled us both upright and slammed us against the nearest wall. He hit a button on the desk, then sat against the edge, arms crossed, biceps bulging impressively, eyeing us both.
I knew what he was thinking: Which of these two would I like to skin alive the most?
From the quick glance he gave my Spandex cat burglar outfit I could tell that he liked me best, and in my skin.
Everybody hates a loser, and Haskell was a loser born, whether human or unhuman.
On the other hand, I'd made Sansouci look bad to Cicereau, and no guy likes a woman who shows him up to his boss.
I shrugged and did a little Mae West CinSim. "Get this slug off me and I'll run away with you to the Clark County jail."
"Don't listen to her!" Haskell screamed. "She's the Devil in a black Spandex catsuit."
Actually, that description didn't hurt me with Sansouci one damn bit.
He sighed, got up, wrenched the netting off us both, kicked Haskell in the stomach, and spun me against himself one-armed while he pulled the handcuffs from Haskell's belt. In a thrice I was cuffed behind my back. Sansouci pushed me up against the wall solo while he rolled Haskell into a fishnet rug on the floor.
"Mr. Cicereau," Sansouci said, "will decide what to do with both of you." He glanced at me. "Sorry that's not up to me, Snow White. The Clark County jail sounds like a nice peaceful getaway for us both about now."
As if cued, Cicereau bustled in, the busy, pudgy executive on a heartburn roll. "So what's this now?"
Sansouci stood to attention. "Haskell caught her and I caught them both. We throw 'em both over Hoover Dam, or what?"
Sansouci had not been kidding when he'd told me he was sorry! I must be losing my Maggie charisma.
"Hmmm." Cicereau strolled over to me. "She is quite a draw."
"I caught her, boss," Haskell panted from the floor.
"But you got caught." Cicereau prodded him with his Gucci-shod foot, and then lashed me with a glance that Was half-murderous, half-paternal.
I guessed he'd made a very similar decision decades before.
"You did okay," he told Haskell grudgingly. "You're still on the payroll. Now make like a wart hog and vanish. We'll call you."
Sansouci unrolled Haskell from the webbing with one long gesture. Haskell spun so fast he must have gotten rope burns as well as dizzy.
Haskell rose and wobbled out.
As soon as the door shut behind him, Cicereau turned to Sansouci. "Take her to Starlight Lodge. The moon's about to go full. I'll decide about her then and there."
I breathed a sigh of relief to be rid of Haskell until I saw Sansouci's impassive face flinch slightly. The expression was gone before he pulled me away from the wall by one arm and hustled me out.
I'd been working my black satin wrist-length gloves off behind my back since I'd been cuffed and now was glad I had them to leave a trail. What good that might do was another matter. Quicksilver could follow the scent maybe, if anyone knew where to start looking for me.
Ric might.
Going through the office door en route to the mysterious Starlight Lodge, I felt a sharp, quick pinch on the butt.