He dug the barrel of the gun up under her breast and slid across the seat next to her. "You just bite my damn neck. Now do it!"
"That doesn't work. That would just kill you. I don't know how to turn you into a vampire."
Simon took the gun out of her ribs and held it against her thigh. "I'm going to count to three, then I'm going to shoot you in the leg if you don't start turning me. Then I'm going to count to three and shoot you in the other leg. I didn't want to do this, but you got to see."
Jody could see tears welling up in Simon's eyes. He didn't want to do this, but she knew he would. She wondered even if she knew how to turn him if she would do it. "Simon, please, I really don't know how to turn you. Let me go. Maybe I'll find out."
"I don't have the time, darlin'. If I have to trade the daylight for a lifetime of nights, I'll take the nights. I'm counting now. One!"
"Simon, don't. Just wait."
"Two!"
Jody watched a tear roll out of his eye. She felt his body tense and looked down at the gun. The tendons in his hand were tightening. He was going to do it.
"Three!"
Jody shot out her right hand, palm open, and hit Simon under the chin while sweeping the gun away from her leg with her right. The gun went off, sending a bullet through the floorboard. The explosion covered the noise of Simon's neck snapping but she could feel the crunch against her palm. Simon slumped back in the seat, his head thrown back and mouth open as if he were frozen in a laugh. Over the ringing in her ears Jody could hear his last breath squeaking out of his lungs. The black aura around him faded away.
She reached over and straightened his Stetson. "God, Simon, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."
Rivera drove. Cavuto sat in the passenger seat smoking and talking on the radio. He keyed the mike. "If anyone sees the Emperor tonight, detain him and call Rivera and Cavuto. He's wanted for questioning but he's not, I repeat not, a suspect. In other words, don't scare him."
Cavuto hung the mike on the dash and said to Rivera, "You really don't think that this is a waste of time?"
"Like I said, Nick, homicide and the coroner are the only ones who know about the blood loss. Our guys wouldn't leak, but even if there was a leak in the coroner's office, I can't imagine anyone telling the Emperor. Whoever did these murders is behaving like a vampire. Maybe he thinks he's a vampire. So to catch him, we have to pretend we're tracking a vampire."
"That's bullshit. We've got enough evidence on the kid to get an indictment right now, and by the time forensics gets done with his apartment we'll have enough for a conviction."
"Yeah," Rivera said, "except for one thing."
Cavuto rolled his eyes. "I know, you don't think he killed anyone."
"And neither do you."
Cavuto chomped his cigar and looked out the car window at a group of winos milling on a corner by a liquor store.
"Do you?" Rivera insisted.
"He knows who did. And if I have to walk his cute little ass right up to the chair to get him to tell, I will."
A call came over the radio. "Go ahead," Cavuto said into the mike.
The dispatcher's voice crackled over the speaker. "Unit ten is holding the Emperor at Mason and Bay. Do you want them to bring him in?"
Cavuto turned to Rivera and raised his eyebrows. "Well?"
"No, tell them we'll be there in five."
Cavuto keyed the mike. "Negative, we're on our way."
Three minutes later Rivera pulled the unmarked Dodge into a red zone behind the cruiser. The two uniformed officers were playing with Lazarus and Bummer, whose armor rattled and clanged as they frisked. The Emperor stood by, his wooden sword still in hand.
Rivera got out of the car first. "Good evening, Your Majesty."
"Give me a fucking break," Cavuto said under his breath as he hoisted his bulk out of the car.
"And a good early morning to you, Inspector." The Emperor bowed. "I see the fiend has us all burning the midnight oil."
Rivera nodded to the uniforms. "We got it, guys, thanks." One of the uniforms was a woman. She shot Rivera a dirty look as she headed for the cruiser.
Rivera turned his attention back to the Emperor. "You've been busy calling in reports of a vampire in the City."
The Emperor frowned. "And I must say, Inspector, I'm a bit disappointed with the lack of promptness of your response."
"Eat me," said Cavuto.
"We've been busy," Rivera said.
"Well, you're here at last." The Emperor waved to Bummer and Lazarus, who were waiting at his heel. "You know the men?"
"We've met," Rivera said with a wave. "Your Majesty, you reported seeing a vampire" — Rivera pulled a notebook out of his jacket pocket — "three different times over the last month and a half." Rivera took a copy of Tommy's mug shot from his notebook and held it out to the Emperor. "Is this the man you saw?"
"Heavens no. That's my friend C. Thomas Flood, aspiring author. A fine, if confused, lad. I arranged for his employment at the Marina Safeway."
"But he's not the man you reported as being a vampire."
"No. The fiend is older, and has sharp features, of Arab descent, I would guess, if he were not so pale."
Cavuto stepped up and took the picture from Rivera. "You reported the body they found in SOMA, but you said you didn't see anything. Did you see this man anywhere near the scene?"
"The victim was a friend of mine, Charlie. He left his mind in Vietnam, I'm afraid, but a good soul just the same. He had been dead for some time when I found him, though. The fiend left him there to rot."
Cavuto bristled. "But you didn't see this vampire guy at the scene either."
"I have seen him in the financial district, once in Chinatown, and at the marina last night. In fact, that young man gave me sanctuary at the Safeway."
Cavuto's beeper went off. He ignored it. "You saw Flood and this vampire guy together?"
"No, I ran from the wharf when the fiend materialized out of mist."
"I'm outta here," Cavuto said, throwing up his hands. He checked his beeper and went back to the car.
Rivera held his ground. "I'm sorry, Your Majesty, my partner needs to learn some manners. Now, if you can just tell me…"
Cavuto beeped the horn and hung his head out the window. "Rivera, come on. They found another one. Let's go."
"Wait a second." Rivera took a business card out of his wallet and gave it to the Emperor. "Highness, could you call me tomorrow, around noon? I'll come get you wherever you are — buy you and the men some lunch."
"Of course, my son."
Cavuto yelled out the car window, "Let's go, this one's fresh."
"Be careful," Rivera said to the Emperor. "Watch your back, okay?"
The Emperor grinned. "Safety first."
Rivera turned and walked to the car. He was still shutting the door as Cavuto pulled away from the curb. Cavuto said, "Another snapped neck. Body's in a pickup off of Market. Uniforms found it five minutes ago."
"Blood loss?"
"They knew enough not to say over the radio. But there's a witness."
"Witness?"
"Homeless guy sleeping in the alley saw a woman leaving the scene. There's an all-points out for a redheaded female in a black cocktail dress."
"You're bullshitting."
Cavuto turned and looked him in the eye. "The Laundromat ninja returns."
"Santa Fucking Maria," Rivera said.
"I love it when you speak Spanish."
The radio crackled again, the dispatcher calling their unit number. Rivera grabbed the mike and keyed it.
"What now?" he said.