"Well, whoever you are," the woman said, losing the pretense of politeness, "would you tell her that she still has a mother. And tell her that it is common courtesy to tell your mother when you change your phone number. And tell her that I need to know what she is going to do for the holidays."
"I'll tell her," Tommy said.
"Are you the stockbroker? What was it… Kurt?"
"No, I'm Tommy."
"Well, it's only two weeks until Christmas, Tommy, so if you're still around, we'll be meeting."
"I'll look forward to it," Tommy said. Like I look forward to a root canal, he thought.
Jody's mom hung up. Tommy put down the phone and checked his watch. Only an hour to sunset. "She's alive," he said to Peary, "I'm sure of it. If she survived her mother, she can survive anything."
She heard steam rushing through pipes, rats scurrying in shredded paper, the spinnerets of spiders weaving webs, the footsteps of a heavy man, and the padding and panting of dogs. She opened her eyes and looked around. She was on her back on the basement floor, alone. Cardboard boxes were scattered about the room. Moonlight and sounds of movement spilled through the broken window.
She got up and stepped up on a crate to look out the window. She was met by a yap and a snort and the growling countenance of a bug-eyed dog with a pan strapped to his head.
"Ack!" She wiped the slime from her cheek.
The Emperor fell to his knees and reached through the window. "Oh goodness, are you all right, dear?"
"Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine."
"Are you injured? Shall I call the police?"
"No, thank you. Could you give me a hand?" She would have leaped through the window, but it wasn't a good idea in front of the Emperor. She took his hand and let him pull her through the window.
Once on her feet in the alley, she dusted off her jeans. Bummer had fallen into a yapping fit. The Emperor picked up the little dog and stuffed him into his oversized coat pocket.
"I must apologize for Bummer's behavior. There's no excuse for it, really, but he is a victim of inbreeding. Being royalty myself, I make allowances. If it's any consolation, it was only on Bummer's insistence that we ventured down this alley and found you."
"Well, thanks," Jody said. "I don't know exactly what happened."
"Check your valuables, dear. You've obviously been accosted by some ne'er-do-well. Perhaps we should find you some medical attention."
"No, I'm just a little shaken up. I just need to get home."
"Then please allow me and my men to escort you to your door."
"No, that's okay. My loft is just at the end of the alley."
The Emperor held up his finger to caution her. "Please, my dear. Safety first."
Jody shrugged. "Well, all right. Thanks." Bummer was squirming and snorting inside the Emperor's buttoned pocket like — well, like a pocketful of dog. "Can he breathe in there?"
"Bummer will be fine. He's just a bit overexcited since we've gone to war. His first time in the field, you know."
Jody eyed the Emperor's cruelly pointed wooden sword. "How goes the battle?"
"I believe we are closing in on the forces of evil. The fiend will be vanquished and victory will soon be ours."
"That's nice," Jody said.
When Tommy heard her coming up the stairs he threw his book across the room, ran to the loft door, and yanked it open. Jody was standing on the landing.
"Hi," she said.
Tommy was torn between taking her in his arms and pushing her down the steps. He just stood there. "Hi," he said.
Jody kissed him on the cheek and walked passed him into the loft. Tommy stood there, trying to figure out how to react. "Are you okay?" Once he was sure she wasn't hurt, he'd tear into her for staying out all day.
She fell onto the futon like a bag of rags. "I had a really bad night."
"Where were you?"
"I was in a basement, about half a block from here. I would have called, but I was dead."
"That's not funny. I was worried. They found a body out front last night."
"I know, I saw the cops all over the place outside, just before dawn. That's why I couldn't get back."
"The cops had my copy of On the Road in an evidence bag. I think I'm in trouble."
"Was your name in it?"
"No, but obviously my fingerprints were all over it. How did it get there?"
"The vampire put it there, Tommy."
"How did he get it? It was here in the loft."
"I don't know. He's trying to freak us out. He's leaving the bodies near us so the police will connect us to the killings. He doesn't have to leave bodies at all, Tommy. He's killing these people in a way that leaves evidence."
"What do you mean, he doesn't have to leave bodies at all?"
"Tommy, come here. Sit down. I have to tell you something."
"I don't like the tone of your voice. This is bad news, isn't it? This is the big letdown, isn't it? You were with another guy last night."
"Sit down and shut up, please."
Tommy sat and she told him. Told him about the killing, about the body turning to dust, and about being dragged into the basement.
When she had finished, Tommy sat for a moment looking at her, then moved away from her on the futon. "You took the guy's money?"
"It seemed wrong to throw it away."
"And killing him didn't seem wrong?"
"No, it didn't. I can't explain it. It felt like I was supposed to."
"If you were hungry you should have told me. I don't mind, really."
"It wasn't like that, Tommy. Look, I don't know how to file this — emotionally, I mean. I don't feel like I killed someone. The point I'm trying to make is that the body crumbled to dust. There was no body. The people the vampire is killing aren't dying from his bite. He's breaking their necks before they die. He's doing all this on purpose to scare me. I'm afraid he might hurt you to get at me. I've suspected it for a long time, but I didn't want to say anything to you. If you want to leave, I'll understand."
"I didn't say anything about leaving. I don't know what to do. How would you feel if I told you I had killed someone?"
"It would depend. This guy wanted to die. He was in pain. He was going to die anyway."
"Do you want me to leave?"
"Of course not. But I need you to try and understand."
"I am trying. That's all I've been doing. Why do you think I've been doing all these experiments? You act like this is easy for me. I've been a mess all day worrying about you and you're in a basement a few steps away. What about that? Who dragged you into the basement?"
"I don't know."
"Whoever it was saved your life. Was it the vampire?"
"I said, I don't know."
Tommy went across the room and pick up the paperback of The Vampire Lestat. "This guy, Lestat, he can tell when there's another vampire around. He can sense it. Can't you sense it?"
"Right, and that's why we have a dead guy in the freezer. No, I can't sense it."
Tommy held up the book. "There's a whole history of the vampire race in here. I think this Anne Rice knows a real vampire or something."
"That's what you thought about Bram Stoker, too. And I spent an hour standing on a chair trying to turn into a bat."
"No, this is different. Lestat isn't evil, he likes humans. He only kills murderers that are without remorse. He knows when there are other vampires around. Lestat can fly."
Jody jumped up and ripped the book out of his hand. "And Anne Rice can write, Tommy, but I'm not throwing that in your face."
"You don't have to get personal."
"Look, Tommy, maybe there's some truth in one of these books that you're reading, but how do we know which one? Huh? Nobody gave me a fucking owner's manual when I got these fangs. I'm doing the best that I can."
Tommy looked away from her, then at his shoes. "You're right, I'm sorry. I'm confused and I'm a little scared. I don't know what I'm doing either. Hell, Jody, you might have AIDS now, we don't know."