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Qwilleran and Melinda dined at the Old Stone Mill, a former gristmill converted into a restaurant by dedicated preservationists who cared more about historic landmarks than about the seasoning of the soup. Yet, the atmosphere was inviting and conducive to intimate conversation. He ordered champagne, to celebrate her return, and something innocuous for himself.
"How was Paris?" he asked.
"Full of Americans. The next conference will be in Australia. You should go with me, lover." Too expensive, he thought. Then he realized the words no longer belonged in his vocabulary. He was finding it difficult to adjust to his new financial status.
"I don't like traveling alone," Melinda was saying. "I don't even like living alone." Her green eyes flickered invitingly.
"Watch those fluttering eyelashes," Qwilleran said. "We haven't even had the soup yet." "Any excitement while I was away?" In graphic detail he described the Great Flag Controversy. "I'm curious about Blythe," he said. "He's articulate and conducts a meeting exceptionally well. Who is he? What's his background?" "He's an investment counselor. His mother was a Good- winter. He was principal of the high school until the scandal a few years ago." "What happened?" As a journalist Qwilleran felt professionally privileged to pry.
"He was involved with some girl students, but he got off with a slap on the wrist and an invitation to resign. Anyone else would have left town in disgrace, but he's got the Goodwinter Guts. He ran for mayor and won by a landslide." At Melinda's urging they ordered ravioli. "It's the specialty of the house. They buy it frozen, and it's the only thing on the menu that the cook can't ruin." "This town really needs a good restaurant." "The Lanspeaks are opening one — haven't you heard? They travel a lot and appreciate good food, so it should be an oasis in a desert of French fries and ketchup… How's everything at the Pickax Palace?" "Mrs. Cobb finally arrived. And I've ordered a suede sofa for my studio. And at last we have a lock on the back door.
Birch Tree comes almost every day to do the repairs and play his obscene radio. Today he went fishing, and it was so quiet the cats walked around on tiptoe." "Is Koko still throwing your female guests out of the house at eleven P.M.?" "That's his bedtime," Qwilleran explained apologetically. "Not only can that cat tell time, but I believe he can count.
He sits on the third stair of the staircase all the time." "Third from the top or third from the bottom? If he's counting from the top, it's more likely he's sitting on the eighteenth stair." The green eyes were impudent.
Then Qwilleran told her about the three-foot candelabra 'in the silver vault. "If I decide to give a dinner party, will you consent to be my hostess?" "Or anything else, lover," she said with a green-eyed wink.
"My editor from the Fluxion is flying up to spend a few days, and I thought I might invite Penelope and Alexander and a few others from Pickax and Mooseville. Mrs. Cobb has offered to cook." "Is she good?" "Well, she does the world's best pot roast and coconut cake and macaroni — and-cheese." "Darling, you can't serve macaroni-and-cheese with three-foot silver candelabra on the table. You should have something elegant: six courses, starting with escargots… a butler serving cocktails in the solarium… two footmen to serve in the dining room… a string trio going crazy behind the potted palms." "You're not serious, I hope," Qwilleran said warily. "Of course I'm serious. There's no time to send out engraved invitations, so you'll have to telephone everyone, although it's not good form for a formal dinner." "Who'll know the difference?" "Penelope will know," Melinda said with a mocking grin. "Penelope still eats ice cream with a fork. Socially she's a throwback to the Edwardian era. My great-grandmother owned sixteen etiquette books. In those days people didn't worry about losing weight or getting in touch with their feelings; they wanted to know if they should eat mashed potatoes with a knife." She declined dessert and finished the bottle of champagne, but Qwilleran ordered French-fried ice cream, a cannonball of pastry reposing in a puddle of chocolate sauce. No matter how he attacked the impenetrable crust, the ball merely rotated in the slippery sauce and threatened to bounce to the floor.
With each sip of champagne Melinda was becoming more I elated about the party. "To impress your editor we ought to serve foods indigenous to this area, starting with terrine of pheasant and jellied watercress consomm. There's secret cove on the Ittibittiwassee — accessible only by canoe — where one can find watercress. Do you canoe?" "Only in reverse," Qwilleran said.
"How about Chinook salmon croquettes for the fish course?" She took another sip of champagne. "The entre could be lamb bcheronne with tiny Moose County potatoes and mushrooms. It's too dry to find morels." Another sip "Then a salad of homegrown asparagus vinaigrette. How does that sound?" "Don't forget dessert. Preferably not French-fried ice cream." "How about a wild raspberry trifle? We'll need two or three wines, but I can steal those from Dad's wine cellar." "I hope butlers and footmen are indigenous to Moose County," Qwilleran said.
"That poses a problem," Melinda admitted, "but…we might get actors from the Pickax Thespians. Larry Lanspeak played the title role in Jeeves, and he'd make a perfect butler." "You don't mean the owner of the department store, do you?" "Sure! He'd love it! The Fitch twins are home from Yale, and they could wear their costumes from The Student Prince and play the footmen. We'd have a rehearsal, of course, and they'd play their roles with a straight face… Penelope will have a fit!" Qwilleran believed not a word of it, but he was enjoying Melinda's champagne fantasy. "Where will we get a string trio?" She closed her eyes in thought. "Dad talks about three musicians who used to play Strauss waltzes behind the potted palms at the Pickax Hotel before World War Two." "By now they're all dead, Melinda." "Not necessarily. People live a long time in Moose County." As they left the restaurant he said, "Your scenario has been a lot of fun. I only wish we could swing it." "Of course we can swing it!" she said indignantly. "I have my mother's recipes, and I'll work out the details with Mrs.
Cobb. All you have to do is pay the bills." They went to Melinda's condo to look at her great-grandmother's etiquette books, and Qwilleran arrived home at a late hour, humming a tune from The Student Prince. As he turned the key in the new back-door lock, he could hear Koko scolding severely.
"You mind your own business," Qwilleran told him. "Go and fraternize with Yum Yum." Before retiring he made his nightly house check, turning on lights in all the rooms, inspecting windows and French doors, taking a hasty inventory of French bronzes, Chinese porcelains, Venetian glass, and Georgian silver. Everything was in order except in the kitchen, where the step stool was situated unaccountably in the center of the room.
When Qwilleran reported this manifestation to Mrs. Cobb the next morning, she said, "I told you something spooky was happening. Now you'll believe me! What's more, I heard someone fooling around with the piano keys last night after the lights were out." Qwilleran was scheduled to address a luncheon meeting of the Pickax Boosters Club at noon and then pick up Arch Riker at the airport. But first he telephoned his dinner invitations. Everyone accepted with pleasure, despite the short notice.
Penelope said, "My brother returns from Washington this evening. We shall be delighted to attend. Black tie?" "Optional," Qwilleran said. "Melinda wants you to know she's wearing a long dress." "Splendid!" When he called Amanda she was exultant. "Nobody's invited me to cocktails and dinner in a coon's age! I'll drag my long dress out of the cedar closet." To Junior Goodwinter he said, "Don't bring your notebook. You're invited as a guest, not a reporter. And see if you can borrow a tie somewhere." Before going to his luncheon meeting Qwilleran himself bought a new tie at Scottie's Men's Shop, although he thought the price exorbitant.