“Wise?” I crouched down to check on him, then looked up, sensing another presence. But the parking lot was empty.

And then it wasn’t. Maybe five yards off to my left, the air seemed to shimmer, and this person just…materialized. It was Jane, the waitress. She’d swapped her work uniform for a pair of black jeans and a T-shirt silk-screened with a mandrill face, and she was holding an orange pistol.

I jumped up, raising my own gun to fire, but the air shimmered again, and suddenly she wasn’t five yards away, she was right in my face. She slapped my gun aside. She punched me, two quick jabs that dropped me helpless to my knees. A hand cupped my chin, and a plastic pistol muzzle pressed against my forehead.

“Welcome to Las Vegas, Jane,” she said. “Little brother sends his regards.”

She pulled the trigger.

The world went away for a while. When it came back, I was lying in a morgue with my skull blown open. That was my first guess, anyway: I was stretched out on my back on a hard, cold surface; I was paralyzed, blind, and had a headache a hundred times worse than anything I’d ever experienced.

A couple centuries went by while I waited for someone to either cut my chest open or dump me into a coffin. Then the pain lowered a notch, and I could see again—not well, but enough to know that I still had eyes. The feeling came back in my arms, and I ran my hands over the thing I was lying on. It wasn’t a metal slab. It was lumpy, and covered in some kind of stiff hide: a leather couch. I raised a hand to my scalp. It hurt, but it was still there.

Now that I knew my brains weren’t going to fall out, I started to wiggle my head around experimentally. That’s when I saw the clown. He was about nine feet tall. He wore a cone-shaped hat cocked to one side, and a frilly silk suit with a ruffed collar and cuffs. His face was painted white; there was a black teardrop under his left eye and a wicked red grin around his mouth. He stood just at the end of the couch, above and behind me, poised like he was about to bend down and take a bite out of my face.

The sight of him got me up. There was a blur of motion and pain, and then I was at the couch’s far end, screaming at the top of my lungs. The screams drove needles into my brain, but the clown didn’t react, just stood there leering at me, and around the time my voice gave out I realized he was a mannequin, set up on a wooden pedestal.

I panned my head around slowly, wary of more surprises. The room was lit by old-fashioned gas lamps, their flames set just high enough to throw shadows. The lamps weren’t the only antique touch: the wallpaper, rugs, and most of the furniture looked like they could have come straight out of a Victorian-period shop. The only exception was a television, set up discreetly in a corner under a faded poster advertising something called the World’s Columbian Exposition.

There were no windows. The only exit I could see was a set of double doors. I wanted to run to them, but to do that I’d have to go past the clown mannequin.

The TV came on, showing a blue screen. It cast more light than all the gas lamps combined, and by its glow I saw a figure sitting in the shadowy hollow of a wing chair. Something told me this wasn’t a mannequin.

“Phil?” I whispered.

The figure leaned forward. Pebble-glass lenses flashed in the blue light. “Guess again.”

“Dixon…You work for the Troop?”

The lenses tilted as he cocked his head. “What an interesting question. I was just going to ask you the same thing.”

“You mean you’re a prisoner too?”

“A prisoner?”

“Yeah. Isn’t this…Where are we?”

“The Mudgett Suite.”

“Scary Clown headquarters? In Harrah’s?”

“This week.”

“So the Troop didn’t capture me? What happened, then? Why does my head hurt like this?”

“You were shot with an NC gun.”

“Yeah, I know, but narcolepsy’s not supposed to be painful.”

“It isn’t. You were poisoned by your own endocrine system. The effects are superficially similar to a drug overdose.”

“What about Wise?”

“Dead at the scene. He was hit with an aortic dissection and bled out internally.”

“NC guns don’t have a setting for that.”

“Organization NC guns don’t,” Dixon said. “And organization operatives don’t typically plant Mandrill bombs in cars, or feed strychnine-laced apple pie to shadow security teams. Which brings us back to the question of your allegiance.”

“You think I did it?”

“You’re the only survivor of a small massacre. Color me suspicious.”

“So I shot myself? With what?”

“When we found you, you were holding a Troop-issue NC gun. Your finger was still on the trigger.”

“No. No way. That wasn’t mine.”

“Of course it wasn’t…Tell me, is there something wrong with your own weapon, that you keep ending up with other people’s?”

“She must have planted it on me after she shot me…”

“She?”

“Jane. The bad Jane, I mean.”

“The bad Jane…Let me guess, she only comes out when you’re angry.”

“She was a waitress, you asshole. In the diner…She served us breakfast, but then she disappeared before the check came. She must have left ahead of us and planted the bomb in True’s car. Then she came at me and Wise with the gun…Please tell me Eyes Only caught some of this.”

“The Eyes Only devices inside the diner all malfunctioned shortly before you arrived,” Dixon said. “But we did manage to get some footage from outside.”

A view of the parking lot appeared on the TV screen. It was a high-angle shot, probably from a billboard, centered on the SUV. Wise was standing at the driver’s side, yelling my name…There was an orange-and-yellow flash, followed by a burst of static, and then Wise reached for his ax. I ran into the frame. Now the way I remembered it, I was only drawing my gun at this point, but in the video, I already had it out, aimed straight ahead of me. Wise convulsed and fell down.

“Just wait,” I said. “This isn’t what it looks like…”

On the screen, I crouched beside Wise’s body, checked for a pulse, and then looked up.

“OK. Just watch, here she comes…”

But the video cut out at that point and the blue screen returned, overlaid with the words TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED.

“Oh, come on!” I shouted. “What the fuck, does it only work when it makes me look bad?”

A high giggle filled the room. “She has a point, Dixon. Eyes Only coverage has been very spotty lately.”

The clown mannequin had come to life and was stepping down off its pedestal. Even with both feet on the floor, it was still very tall.

“That’s not unusual, where the Troop is involved,” Dixon said.

“No, I suppose not,” said the clown, and then nodded to me. “Welcome to my demesnes, Jane Charlotte. My name is Robert Love.”

“I didn’t do this,” I said. “I’m being set up. My brother—”

“I know all about your brother. He’s been a thorn in my side for some time now.”

“Yeah, Phil can be like that. And he’s mad at me. And”—I pointed a finger at Dixon—“he doesn’t like me either. Whatever he’s told you—”

“I’m aware Mr. Dixon isn’t fond of you. You’re not fond of me either, are you, Dixon?” He raised a finger to the teardrop under his eye, and pouted. “No love for Love…But then it’s not an inquisitor’s job to be affectionate, is it?”

“Look,” I said, “if I were going to stage an attack, why would I do it this way? I mean, shoot myself with a gun that I couldn’t get rid of? What sense does that make?”

“It does seem rather stupid,” Love allowed. “But then, evil is so very tricky, sometimes…Perhaps you are telling the truth, and you’ve been framed. Or perhaps we’re meant to believe that you’ve been framed so that we’ll trust you, and not recognize that you really are working for the Troop.” He stroked his chin theatrically. “What a puzzle…Are you a good Jane, or a bad Jane?”

“What do you want me to do? How do I prove myself?”