Jack shook his head and pointed to the blackboard over the bar. "Just that."

    Glaeken squinted at it. "The writing is very faint."

    "That's because it's been there forever. He never changes it."

    He looked around. "The place looks too small to have a kitchen."

    "Not if you call a freezer and a microwave a kitchen."

    Still squinting at the sign, Veilleur started to rise from his chair. "I'll have to move closer—"

    Jack grabbed his arm. "I haven't known you long enough to call you a friend, but let me tell you: Friends don't let friends eat at Julio's."

    The old man dropped back into his seat. "Thank you. You wouldn't believe some of the things I've eaten in my life, but my stomach's not what it used to be."

    "Purely selfish on my part: I don't want you grabbing your gut and running out of here before you've told me a few things."

    He laughed. "A practical man, and straightforward about it too. I like that." He sipped his stout. "You want to know more about the Taint."

    Jack leaned forward. "Bingo. And maybe throw in a little info about Jonah Stevens while you're at it."

    "If we have time."

    Julio arrived with a mug of Yuengling for Jack and pointed to Veilleur's stout. "Get you another?"

    "I believe so."

    "You wanna eat?" When Veilleur glanced at Jack, Julio added, "Don' look at him. He wouldn't know good food if it bit him."

    Jack said, "One of your burritos did bite me—right on the stomach lining."

    "Don' listen to him. You hungry? You wanna cube steak? We got delicious stuffed cube steak."

    Veilleur gave him a wan smile and shook his head. "I'm cutting back on stuffed cube steak."

    When he was gone, Veilleur said, "I almost feel obligated to order something, even if I don't eat it."

    "The Taint?" Jack said.

    "Single-minded, aren't we?"

    "So I've been told."

    Veilleur leaned back. "To understand the Taint you need to know some of the Secret History of the World."

    That phrase again. "When I was a kid, I had a good friend who used to talk about a Secret History of the World."

    "The conspiracy crowd believes in a secret history and has countless scenarios for it, mostly wrong. But they're right about one thing: The world has a history known to only a few. It was codified once in a book that I hid away for safekeeping with other so-called forbidden texts, but they've all disappeared."

    Jack had a flash. "That wouldn't be the Compendium of Srem, would it?"

    Veilleur straightened in his chair. "You've heard of it?"

    "Heard of it? It's sitting in my apartment."

    "Amazing. Well then, why do you need me to tell you the Secret History when it's at your fingertips?"

    Jack drummed those fingertips on the table. "It's not exactly an easy read, what with the pages changing every time you turn around."

    Veilleur frowned. "Is that so? I guess Srem wound up with a multivolume work that she had to fit into a single book."

    "She?"

    "Yes. Srem was an ancient, ancient Cassandra who saw the cataclysm coming and wanted to preserve a record of her times before everything was destroyed."

    "Cataclysm?"

    "We'll get to that. But—"

    "Wait-wait-wait." Something wasn't right here. "You said you owned the book. So how come you didn't know how the text keeps changing?"

    Veilleur shrugged. "I owned it but I never opened it. Her history was no secret to me. I didn't need to read about it—I'd lived it."

    Okay. Jack could buy that.

    "But what good is a book that keeps changing?"

    He scratched his beard. "Not much. Something must have gone wrong. That sort of book was designed to have a finite number of sheets but a virtually infinite number of pages."

    Jack stared at him. "I will add what you just said to my list of Things That Make Me Go, 'Huh?'"

    "It's simple, really. If you have one hundred sheets in a book, you will have two hundred pages, correct?"

    "One on each side of a sheet. Right."

    "But in this sort of book, when you turn the one-hundredth sheet—notice I didn't say 'last'—you find another waiting for you. And another after that and another after that."

    "But then you've got extra sheets."

    Veilleur shook his head. "No. Because sheets are disappearing at the beginning of the book. If you flip back, you will find them again, but the sheet count remains constant."

    Jack stared at him. He didn't seem to be pulling his leg.

    "You're serious?"

    "Of course. It's a lost art."

    He realized that, after all he'd seen, he shouldn't be surprised by anything anymore, but this seemed straight out of Harry Potter.

    "All well and good, but that's not what's happening. Pages are disappearing here and there about the book and being replaced by ones I've never seen that have nothing to do with what precedes or follows them."

    "I imagine that would make comprehension very difficult."

    "Tell me about it."

    "Something must have gone wrong somewhere along the millennia. Too bad. The text would have explained everything."

    At least Jack had an explanation of what was going on with that damn book—if you could call that an explanation.

    Yeah. Too bad.

    "So now the job falls to you."

    "So it seems. Very well. To understand, you have to go back to the First Age, when the Adversary and I were born, and the war between the Ally and the Otherness was more out in the open. The laws of physics and chemistry and matter and energy were more pliable back then. Some people could perform what might seem like magic to you."

    "Like Srem?"

    "Like Srem. Anyway, I'd already defeated the Adversary—I was a mercenary in those days and did it for money—and it appeared I'd killed him. Because of that, the Ally chose me as one of its paladins."

    "One of them?"

    "There were a number of us back then, and the Adversary had his fellow plotters as well."

    "But now it's just the two of you?"

    "We're the only two to survive—for different reasons."

    "You said you thought you'd killed him."

    "Yes, but he managed a rebirth—"

    "Besides the one in sixty-eight?"

    A nod. "He's resourceful and resilient. We battled for centuries across surreal landscapes that would now be called dreamlike—or nightmarish. Neither side could gain the advantage. In a desperate move, the Otherness created the q'qr race."

    "Cooker? You mean Kicker?"

    "No. Kicker is Thompson's mangling of an ancient word." He spelled it for Jack, then pronounced it again.

    Jack almost leaped from his seat. "Q'qr! I saw that in the Compendium. It called the Kicker Man 'the sign of the q'qr.' And under that it had some sort of poem about the q'qr."

    " 'The Q'qr died yet lived on… the Q'qr is gone yet remains.' Something like that?"

    "Yeah. That and more."

    " 'The Song of the Q'qr.' A cautionary tale."

    "Well, it's hard to be cautioned when you don't know what they're talking about."

    Like much of what Jack had read in the Compendium, it assumed the reader shared the same reference base.

    "The Otherness took a horde of its followers and inserted something of itself into their DNA."

    "Did you even know about DNA back then?"

    "We called it something else. Our life sciences were advanced, but the Otherness and the Ally blocked advances in weaponry, leaving us with only points and edges to fight with. Which often were not enough against waves of creatures part human and part Otherness."

    "Like a rakosh?"

    Veilleur shook his head. "The rakoshi were built from the ground up, so to speak; the q'qr were, in the current parlance, retrofitted. They were savage, vicious, their appearance fearsome—large and hairy, with fanged snouts. But their most terrifying feature was their two extra limbs."