She nodded. “Good thing he wasn’t close to us. Then you’d’ve had to putt.”

Five. All Over but the Shouting

Eisenhower was not the only president to take in the Masters. Lyndon Johnson came one year, even though he didn’t golf. Johnson was indifferent to the game and the Masters, but his advisors thought there might be some political advantage in being seen there.

Unaware of his utter lack of interest, a reporter stopped him between holes to ask what his handicap was.

“Congress,” Johnson replied.

38

Monday

Monday morning at the Augusta National clubhouse presented a scene worlds apart from what it had been the night before-really, what it had been since John McCree’s body turned up in a sand trap. The pervasive gloom was gone. Spirits were buoyant and boisterous; smiles were the order of the day. A surprising number of the pros were still around, even though the tournament was over.

All the hustle-bustle, all the questions and rapt attention gravitated around one central nexus-Conner Cross. For once, no one could get enough of him. Everyone wanted to hear what he had to say.

“So he pulls this gun on me,” Conner explained to the rapt throng. “Then he looks at me, real cold-like, and he says, ‘You’ll never leave here alive.’ But that doesn’t scare me. I stare right back at him, right down his throat, and I say, ‘The game’s over, you two-bit psychopath. I’m taking you in.’ ” Okay, so maybe this wasn’t exactly how it happened, but it made a hell of a good story.

“What did you do then?” someone asked.

“I distracted him with some song-and-dance about the cops swarming around outside, then I got the drop on him.”

“Wow.” Even Barry Bennett had stayed sober for this story. “All by yourself?”

“Well, I did have a tiny bit of help. From that female cop you’ve seen running around the grounds. She showed up at just the right moment. Of course, later, I saved her life.”

“She must be eternally grateful to you,” Barry said. His elbow jabbed its way into Conner’s ribs.

“Yeah,” Conner said, grinning. “No doubt.” But where was O’Brien anyway? He hadn’t seen her since they finally finished all the paperwork and the arraignment. Surely, he would see her again-wouldn’t he? After all they’d been through…

“So tell us the part about the golf balls,” someone urged. “Did you really pound one into the back of his head?”

“Like a ballistic missile.” Conner loved this part; it was a modern myth in the making. “I took a bead on the creep, aimed, and fired. Right on target. I never missed.” Well, not more than eight or ten times, anyway. “Took him down in one.”

“Amazing,” Barry murmured. Several of the others concurred.

“Conner Cross! I want a few words with you!”

Conner turned and, to his horror, found himself flanked by none other than Derwood Scott.

“Derwood,” Conner said coolly. “Imagine. Somehow I thought for sure I’d seen the last of you.”

Derwood’s face was flushed and puffy. “Not by a long shot, Cross. I’ve got a bone to pick with you. Several, in fact.”

“Derwood-the tournament is over.”

“And you’ve made a real hash of it, haven’t you? You blew through this place like Hurricane Hilda.”

Conner could see his admiring throng suppressing their laughter. “I don’t know to what you are referring, Derwood.”

“How about your cabin, for starters? It looks like a disaster area. The place is wrecked. Stains all over the floor and the bed.”

“That would be blood, Derwood.” Apparently Derwood hadn’t been apprised of the latest developments.

“And the locker room is equally wrecked. One of the windows is shattered. One of the lockers has a bullet hole.”

“Cool,” Ace said. “Can I have that one next year?”

“It’s not funny!” Derwood insisted. “You trampled all over the driving range. You used equipment that didn’t belong to you!”

Conner coughed in his hand. “There were some mitigating circumstances, Derwood.”

“I’m tired of your excuses, Cross. You think the world revolves around you, that the rules don’t apply. Well, you’re wrong. I said if you crossed the line I’d see to it you were bumped from the tour, and I meant it. From now on-”

Derwood felt a firm hand fall on his shoulder. “Derwood, be quiet.”

Standing behind him with his usual impassive expression, Artemus Tenniel gave Derwood a look that spoke volumes.

“But sir,” Derwood sputtered. “He’s broken the rules!”

“Yes, Derwood. I know.”

“We can’t allow these unrestrained encroachments on our standards. It’s a slippery slope, sir. If we allow one slacker to get away with it, before long, the whole tournament-”

“Derwood, for once, close your mouth and use your brain.”

The crowd gasped, watching with amazement-and amusement.

“Have you forgotten,” Tenniel said, “that Mr. Cross helped catch the man who was blackmailing us?”

“Well… he hardly had much choice.”

“Mr. Cross quite literally put his life on the line to keep this tournament afloat. I think perhaps that merits some special consideration.”

“But sir-”

“Furthermore, in case you haven’t heard, he helped catch the criminal who killed two of our members and one of their wives, again at considerable risk to himself.”

“But sir-his dress, his behavior-”

“Given the magnitude of Mr. Cross’s contribution, I think we can afford to give him a bit of leeway, don’t you?”

“But, sir-!” Derwood pulled himself erect. “No, sir. I can’t do that. Rules are rules. It’s my job to enforce them. And I will. I’m prosecuting Conner Cross to the full extent-”

“Put your manhood back in the bottle, Derwood. I’m afraid I’m going to have to let you go.”

“What?” More futile sputtering followed. “But-you can’t do this! I’ll go to Spenser-”

“Who I already fired, ten minutes ago. Next time, Derwood, think twice before you align yourself with an embezzler.”

“But sir-!”

“It’s over, Derwood. Go pack your bags.”

Derwood looked as if the top of his head might pop off at any moment. His whole body clenched, top to bottom. Finally, he stomped out of the bar.

Once he was gone, Tenniel looked down with the most beatific smile Conner had seen in his entire life. “I’m sorry you had to witness that, Mr. Cross.”

“Aw, that’s all right,” Conner said magnanimously. “I think maybe you were a bit hard on Derwood, though. Sure, he’s a blowhard, but I hate to see him lose his job.”

“I’m afraid I can’t agree with you there, Mr. Cross. You see, I’ve spent most of the night studying the audit report that was submitted to your late friend, Mr. McCree, and I’ve become convinced that Derwood Scott was a partner in the systematic embezzlement being perpetrated by Andrew Spenser. At the very least, he knew what Spenser was up to but didn’t report it. Either way, I’m afraid he can no longer be employed by the Augusta National.” Tenniel turned his eyes toward the crowd. “But this isn’t what I came here to talk about. If I could have everyone’s attention, please?”

The room fell silent. Tenniel never even had to raise his voice.

“I think it goes without saying that the Masters tournament is greatly indebted to Conner Cross.”

Conner felt his heart fluttering wildly. Could this really be happening? To him? At the Masters?

“There is no way we can possibly thank you for all you’ve done. You, sir, are a hero, in the truest sense of the word. You embody all that the Masters tournament has come to represent-a standard of excellence in all respects: body, mind, and soul. If you would do me the honor, I would like to shake your hand.”

Conner stumbled to his feet and extended his hand. Was this possible? Did this mean Conner was forgiven for the crack about the Easter bunny suit?