8 October.-Peter’s wedding-day. Too exhausted to do more than put down that it all went off very well. H. looked genuinely lovely, like a ship coming into harbour with everything shining and flags flying at wherever modern ships do fly flags-Peter terribly white, poor darling, like the day he had his first watch, and could hardly bear himself for fear it would come to pieces in his hands or turn out not to be real, or something-but he pulled himself together to be specially nice to all the guests (believe if he were in Inquisition he would exert social talents to entertain executioners)… Got back to Town at 5.30 (Peter’s face a study when he realised he had to go 60 miles over crowded roads in a closed car with somebody else driving!-but one really couldn’t let him drive H. back in the open Daimler, all in wedding-garments and a top-hat!)… Got them smuggled out of the house at a quarter to 7-Bunter was waiting for them with the car on the far side of the Park…

11 p.m. Hope all is really well with them-must stop now and try to get some sleep or shall be a rag in the morning. Find The Stars Look Down not quite soothing enough for a bed-book-will fall back on Through the Looking-Glass.

Chapter I. New-Wedded Lord

Mr Mervyn Bunter, patiently seated in the Daimler on the far side of Regent’s Park, reflected that time was getting on. Packed in eiderdowns in the back of the car was a case containing two and a half dozen of vintage port, and he was anxious about it. Great speed would render the wine undrinkable for a fortnight; excessive speed would render it undrinkable for six months. He was anxious about the arrangements-or the lack of them-at Talboys. He hoped everything would be found in good order when they arrive-otherwise, his lady and gentleman might get nothing to eat till goodness knew when. True, he had brought ample supplies from Fortnum’s, but suppose there were no knives or forks or plates available? He wished he could have gone ahead, as originally instructed, to see to things. Not but what his lordship was always ready to put up with what couldn’t be helped; but it was unsuitable that his lordship should be called on to put up with anything-besides, the lady was still, to some extent, an unknown factor. What his lordship had had to put up with from her during the past five or six years, only his lordship knew, but Mr Bunter could guess.

True, the lady seemed now to be in a very satisfactory way of amendment; but it was yet to be ascertained what her conduct would be under the strain of trivial inconvenience. Mr Bunter was professionally accustomed to judge human beings by their behaviour, not in great crises, but in the minor adjustments of daily life. He had seen one lady threatened with dismissal from his lordship’s service (including all emoluments and the enjoyment of an appartement meublé, Ave. Kleber) for having, in his presence, unreasonably lost her temper with a lady’s maid; but wives were not subject to peremptory dismissal. Mr Bunter was anxious also about how things were going at the Dowager’s; he did not really believe that anything could be suitably organised or carried out without his assistance. He was unspeakably relieved to see the taxi arrive and to assure himself that there was no newspaper man perched on the spare wheel, or lurking in a following vehicle.

‘Here we are, Bunter. All serene? Good man. I’ll drive. Sure you won’t be cold, Harriet?’

Mr Bunter tucked a rug about the bride’s knees.

‘Your lordship will bear in mind that we are conveying the port?’

‘I will go as gingerly as if it were a baby in arms. What’s the matter with the rug?’

‘A few grains of cereal, my lord. I have taken the liberty of removing approximately a pound and three-quarter from among the hand-luggage, together with a quantity of assorted footgear.’

“That must have been Lord Saint-George,’ said Harriet.

‘Presumably so, my lady.’

‘My lady’-she had never really thought it possible that Bunter would accept the situation. Everybody else, perhaps but not Bunter. Yet apparently he did. And that being so, the incredible must have happened. She must be actually married to Peter Wimsey. She sat looking at Peter, as the car twisted smoothly in and out of the traffic. The high, beaked profile and the long hands laid on the wheel had been familiar to her for a long time now; but they were suddenly the face and hands of a stranger. (Peter’s hands, holding the keys of hell and heaven… that was the novelist’s habit, of thinking of everything in terms of literary allusions.

‘Peter!’

‘My dear?’

‘I was just wondering whether I should recognise your voice-your face seems to have got rather remote, somehow.’

She saw the corner of his long mouth twitch. ‘Not quite the same person?’

‘No.’

‘Don’t worry,’ he said, imperturbably, ‘it’ll be all right on the night’ Too much experience to be surprised, and too much honesty to pretend not to understand.

She remembered what had happened four days earlier. He had brought her home after the theatre, and they were standing before the fire, when she had said something-quite casually, laughing at him. He had turned and said, suddenly and huskily:

‘Tu m’enivres!’

Language and voice together had been like a lightning-flash, showing up past and future in a single crack of fire that hurt your eyes and was followed by a darkness like thick, black velvet… When his lips had reluctantly freed themselves, he had said: ‘I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to wake the whole zoo. But I’m glad, my God! to know it’s there-and no shabby tigers; either.’

‘Did you think mine would be a shabby tiger?’

‘I thought it might, perhaps, be a little daunted.’

‘Well, it isn’t. It seems to be an entirely new tiger. I never had one before-only kindness to animals.’

‘My lady gave me a tiger,

A sleek and splendid tiger,

A striped and shining tiger.

All under the leaves of life.’

Nobody else, thought Harriet, had apparently suspected the tiger-except of course, old Paul Delagardie, whose ironic eyes saw everything.

Peter’s final comment had been: ‘I have now completely given myself away. No English vocabulary. No other Englishwoman. And that is the most I can say for myself.’

Gradually, they were shaking off the clustering lights of London. The car gathered speed. Peter looked back over his shoulder.

‘Not waking the baby, are we, Bunter?’

‘The vibration is at present negligible, my lord.’

That led memory farther back.

‘This question of children, Harriet. Do you feel strongly about it?’

‘Well, I’m not quite sure. I’m not marrying you for the sake of having them, if that’s what you mean.’

‘Thank Heaven! He does not wish to regard himself, nor yet to be regarded, in that agricultural light…You don’t particularly care about children?’

‘Not children, in the lump. But I think it’s just possible that I might some day come to want-’

‘Your own?’

‘No-yours.’

‘Oh!’ he had said, unexpectedly disconcerted. ‘I see. That’s rather-Have you ever considered what kind of a father I should make?’

‘I know quite well. Casual, apologetic, reluctant, and adorable.’

‘If I was reluctant, Harriet, it would only be because I have a profound distrust of myself. Our family’s been going a pretty long time. There’s Saint-George, who has no character, and his sister, with no vitality-to say nothing of the next heir after Saint-George and myself, who is a third cousin and completely gaga. And if you think about my own compound of what Uncle Paul calls nerves and nose-’