Mary heard herself agreeing to this; after all, Honor Blackman was almost as old as she was. “You going to meet someone special, then, when you go away?” Karen said, as she started leafing through the magazine for more inspiration.
“Oh, no, of course not,” said Mary, “just an old friend, but she’s rather… rather smart, you know?”
“Mary, you’ll look smart as anything when I’ve finished with you,” said Karen. “Now let me gown you up and we’ll start with the colour. Very gently, then if you like it, we can push it a bit. When’s the trip?”
“Oh-not for another two weeks,” Mary said.
“Well, that’s perfect. We can sort something out, see how you like it, and then keep improving it.”
“And if I don’t?”
“You can go back to your own style, no problem.”
“Bless her,” Karen said, smiling after Mary as she walked out after the first session. “That took real courage, but you know, she looks five years younger already.”
They had met on a bus, Mary and Russell; he was on a forty-eight-hour pass and wanted to take a look at Westminster Abbey: “Where England ’s kings and greatest men are buried,” it said in his booklet.
“Instructions for American Servicemen in Britain, 1942” it was called, and all servicemen had been given a copy on departing for Europe. It had produced a lot of cynical comments on the troopship, with its warning that Hitler’s propaganda chiefs saw as their major duty “to separate Britain and America and spread distrust between them. If he can do that,” the booklet went sternly on, “his chance of winning might return.”
To this end, there were many and disparate warnings: not to use American slang, lest offence might be given-“bloody is one of their worst swear words;” not to show off or brag-“American wages and American soldiers’ pay are the highest in the world, and the British ‘tommy’ is apt to be specially touchy about the difference between his wages and ours.” And that the British had “age not size-they don’t have the ‘biggest of’ many things as we do.”
It had warned too of warm beer, and of making fun of British accents, but most relevantly, to Russell, of the British reserve. Soldiers should not invade the Brits’ privacy, which they valued very highly; and they should certainly not expect any English person on a bus or train to strike up a conversation with them…
The bus he was on made its way down Regent Street, stopping halfway. Several people got on, and Russell realised a girl was standing up next to him; he scrambled to his feet, doffed his cap, and said, “Do sit down, ma’am.” She had smiled at him-she was very pretty, small and neat, with brown curly hair and big blue eyes-and she thanked him, and promptly immersed herself in a letter she pulled out of her pocket.
The bus had stopped again at Piccadilly Circus. “See that?” said one old man to another, pointing out of the window. “They took Eros away. Case Jerry ’it ’im.”
“Good riddance to ’im, I’d say,” said a woman sitting behind, and they all cackled with laughter.
The bus continued round Trafalgar Square, and Russell craned his neck to see Nelson’s Column: he wondered if Jerry might not hit that as well. They turned up Whitehall; about halfway along, a great wall of sandbags stood at what one of the old men obligingly informed the entire bus was the entrance to Downing Street. “Keeping Mr. Churchill safe, please God.” There was a general murmur of agreement.
Everyone seemed very cheerful; looking not just at his fellow passengers, but the people in the street, briskly striding men, pretty girls with peroxided hair, Russell thought how amazing it was, given that thousands of British civilians had already been killed in this war and London was being pounded nightly by bombs, that the city could look so normal. OK, a bit shabby and unpainted, and everyone was carrying the ubiquitous gas mask in its case, but on this lovely clear spring day there was a palpable optimism in the air.
The bus stopped and the woman conductor shouted, “Westminster Abbey.” Russell was on the pavement before he realised the girl he had given his seat to had got out too, and was looking at him with amusement in her blue eyes.
“Are you going into the abbey?” she asked.
“Yes, ma’am.”
“You know,” she said, “we do speak to strangers. Sometimes. When they’re very kind and give us seats on the bus, for instance. I bet you’ve been told we never speak to anyone.”
“We were, ma’am, yes.”
“Well, we do. As you can see. Or rather hear. Now, that’s the abbey to your left-see? And behind you, the Houses of Parliament. All right? The abbey’s very beautiful. Now, have a good time, Mr… Mr…”
“Mackenzie. Thank you, ma’am. Thank you very much.”
Her amusement at what he had been told about her countrymen had made them friends in some odd way; it suddenly seemed less impertinent to ask her if she was in a great hurry; and she said not a great hurry, no, and he said if she had just a few minutes, maybe she could come into the abbey with him, show him the really important things, like where the kings and queens were crowned.
She said she did have a few minutes-“only about ten, though”-and together they entered the vast space.
She showed him where Poets’ Corner was; she pointed out the famous coronation stone under the coronation chair, and then directed him to the vaults where he could see the tombs of the famous, going right back to 1066.
“I’ve never been down there myself; I’d love to go. You know Shakespeare is buried here, and Samuel Johnson and Chaucer-”
“Chaucer? You’re kidding me.”
She giggled again, her big blue eyes dancing.
“I never thought anyone actually said that.”
“What?”
“‘You’re kidding me.’ It’s like we’re supposed to say, ‘Damn fine show,’ and, ‘Cheers, old chap.’ I’ve never heard anyone saying that either, but maybe they do.”
“Maybe,” he said. He felt slightly bewildered by her now, almost bewitched.
“Now, look, I really have to get back to work-I work in a bank just along the road, and I’ll be late.”
“What…” Could he ask her this? Could he appear possibly intrusive but… well, surely not rude… and say, “What time do you finish?” He risked it. She didn’t seem to mind.
“Well-at five. But then I really do have to be getting home, because of the blackout and the bombs and so on-”
“Yes, of course. Well-maybe another time. Miss… Miss…”
“Miss Jennings. Mary Jennings. Yes. Another time.”
And then, because he knew it was now or never, that he hadn’t got another forty-eight for ages, he said: “If you’d accompany me around all those people’s graves for half an hour or so, I could… I could see you home. Through the blackout. If that would help.”
“You couldn’t, Mr. Mackenzie. I live a long way out of London. Place called Ealing. You’d never find your way back again.”
“I could!” he said, stung. “Of course I could. I found my way here from the States, didn’t I?”
“I rather thought the United States Army did that for you. Sorry, I don’t mean to sound rude. Where are you stationed?”
“Oh-in Middlesex.” He divided the two words, made it sound faintly exotic. “Northolt.”
“Well, that’s not too far away from Ealing, as a matter of fact. Few more stops on the tube.”
“Well, what do you know?”
“Goodness, there you go again,” she said, giggling.
“What do you mean?”
“Saying, ‘what do you know?’ It’s so… so funny to hear it. It’s such a cliché somehow. I didn’t mean to sound rude, to offend you.”
“That’s OK. But… maybe in the cause of further cementing Anglo-American relations, you could agree to meet me. Just for half an hour.”
“Maybe I could. In the cause of Anglo-American relations.” She smiled back at him. “Well… all right. I’ll meet you here at ten past five. Anyway-better go now. Bye.”