With the dudes came electricity, and against all odds, both the ranch and the émigré prospered for years. A fifteen-hundred-watt diesel generator was brought in to eliminate the inconvenience of frequent power outages. To accommodate the generator and provide for the ranch’s use in winter, underground storage tanks were installed to hold fuel and propane.

Eventually, the émigré suffered a midlife crisis, and decamped for Key West.

Soon afterward, the B-Lazy-B was sold to a dotcom mogul, who spent a small fortune refitting the rustic main house with Arts & Craft fixtures, Sub-Zero appliances, and a Viking stove. A tennis court was put in next to the bunkhouse, which now sported Poggenpohl cabinets and a glass-and-marble shower. Even the hot springs were gussied up, transformed from a single bubbling pool to a stone-lined spa, consisting of three smaller pools whose temperatures ranged from cool to very hot.

Once again, all was well until the NASDAQ crashed in 2001. Suddenly incompatible, the mogul and his much younger wife parted ways, and the ranch went up for sale. Unhappily for the mogul, it did not prove to be an easy sell. The dudes and the Baptists were long gone, as were a lot of millionaires who might have been interested in the ranch as a “collectible.”

In their absence, the B-Lazy-B came to be seen for what it was – which was “almost impossible to get to.” Though it had a helipad, it did not have a runway. To reach it, one needed a helicopter, a horse, or an off-road pickup truck with two spare tires and a winch. Even then, you really had to want to get there. From the nearest town, the B-Lazy-B was a bone-rattling forty-five-mile journey over dirt roads that twisted through the middle of nowhere to the far edge of that same place.

The ranch remained on the block for nearly two years, its asking price dwindling from four to three to two million dollars. Eventually, Wilson bought it for a million-six, putting ten percent down and arranging a mortgage with the same bank that held his shares of Roche.

No sooner was the ink dry on the contract than he began to lay in supplies, including enough propane to keep him warm for years, and enough diesel to run the generators – a collection of models, all built before 1975 – nonstop until the Rapture. An air cargo company, based in Sparks, delivered most of what he needed, including massive spools of electrical cable and bundles of iron rebar.

Not surprisingly, people began to talk. Specifically, they began to talk in the Bucket of Blood Saloon “in nearby Juniper,” some sixty-three miles away. Seated around a card table playing Hold ’Em, a posse of locals chased shots of whiskey with glasses of beer. An aging hippie prospector, who called himself “the Bat,” was the first to raise the issue: “Whut the fuck’s he doin’ up there?”

The cowboy in the next chair, who happened to be a fan of singer Tom Waits, grinned. “Yeah, what’s he building up there?” The allusion went unnoticed.

Standing at the bar, a Ufologist named Vaughn Stein, who’d driven down from Provo looking for what he called “Area 52,” chuckled knowingly. “I heard he’s one of them dudes that stares at goats.”

The Bat frowned. “Say whut?”

“At Fort Bragg?” the Ufologist said. “They kill goats, just by starin’ at ’em.”

Groans of skepticism rose up.

In a corner of the saloon, a fertilizer salesman called “Pilgrim” was feeding quarters into a slot, and pulling away at the arm. “Bullshit!” he cried, without turning his head or breaking his rhythm. “If that guy’s doing anything, he’s mining. Probably found himself a lode of silver-”

“Or uranium,” the Bat suggested. “What I hear-”

“You don’t hear shit,” said the bartender, pouring himself a shot of Drambuie. “His name’s Wilson, and he isn’t doing any mining.”

The card players turned. When the bartender talked, they listened. He was a sensitive man who sometimes closed early if he sensed that people were ignoring him.

“Well, if he’s not mining, what’s he up to?” the Bat demanded.

The bartender smacked his lips. “Well,” he said, “he’s like, an eccentric.”

The Bat gave him a raspberry, as if to say, Tell us something we don’t know.

“Got himself some vintage motorcycles,” the bartender went on. “Couple of Indians… one of them Norton Shadows.”

“That’s a hobby,” the Ufologist declared. “That doesn’t tell us what he’s doing!”

The bartender looked at him. “Ain’t no secret,” he announced. “He’s stargazing.”

Pilgrim froze. With an exaggerated look of incomprehension, he turned from the one-armed bandit and said, “He’s what?”

The bartender rubbed the bar in front of him with a dirty cloth. After a moment, he looked up. “I was talkin’ to Chopper Charley? Down in Sparks?”

“The helicopter guy,” said the Bat.

“Right,” said the bartender.

“He’s crazy as shit,” von Stein laughed.

“Be that as it may,” the bartender told them, “he tells me he’s flyin’ in all kinds of crap to that ranch.”

“Like what?” the Ufologist asked, his voice thick with suspicion.

“Rebar, springs-”

“Springs?” Pilgrim asked. “You mean like… spring springs?”

The bartender nodded. “Big ones. Industrial ones, size of fifty-five-gallon cans.”

“What the fuck’s he gonna do with that?” the Bat demanded.

“I already told you,” the bartender replied. “It’s for stargazin’.” By now, his customers were staring at him. None of them knew what he was talking about, which was just the way he liked it. Finally, the bartender heaved a sigh, and explained: “That’s why he’s out here.” With a nod toward the ceiling, which was yellow with the accreted smoke of a million cigarettes, he said, “No light pollution. On account of we’re so remote.”

“But-”

“He’s gettin’ a telescope. Told Charley all about it. Not some rinkydink job, like you’d use for peepin’. This thing’s some kinda Wernher Von Braun model. Got a forty-inch mirror, or somethin’.”

“What are you talking about?” the Ufologist complained.

“I’m just telling you what Charley told me.”

“And what’s any of that got to do with springs?” the Bat asked.

The bartender sighed for a second time, letting them know that their obtuseness was trying his genius – and his patience. “If you’re lookin’ at stars and galaxies and shit, you gotta have a stable foundation, or you ain’t gonna see fuck-all. Any kinda disturbance – I don’t care if a truck goes by or a mouse farts – that’s it! Whatever you were lookin’ at, you lost it! One second you’re starin’ at the Big Dipper, then the mouse cuts loose and you’re lost in space, my friend. Lost. In. Space! Scope’s shaking all over the place.”

“I still don’t know what the springs are for,” the Bat said, sounding exasperated.

The bartender shook his head. His customers were the cross he bore. “Let me spell it out for you,” he told them. “He’s jackin’ up the lookout tower, and puttin’ it on springs. So there’s no vibration. It’s like a private observatory.”

The Ufologist’s eyes dilated with excitement. “I knew it! It’s like the embassy in Moscow! The spooks got a special room there. Put it on springs? That way, no one can eavesdrop on them.” He paused. “Well, they can,” he said, “but they can’t hear anything. On account of there’s no vibration. This guy, Wilson, he’s probably some kind of spook himself.”

The poker players looked at one other, eyebrows raised.

The bartender lifted his glass. “Klaatu verada nikto, my man.”

It was a busy time for Wilson.

On a weekend trip into Reno, he put together a work crew of Mexican migrants, day laborers who waited with others each morning in the parking lot outside a 7-Eleven, making themselves available for work. There were four of them, and they didn’t mind living in the wilderness for a few weeks, if the pay was right. And it was.