Of course, the car was in the clear, since I was still driving Shelley’s Rover. She’d tried the previous afternoon to persuade me to swap it for Richard’s Beetle, but I played the card of professional necessity and managed to hang on to hers for the time being. I headed out of town toward Stockport and got to the Cob and Pen while the cleaners were still doing their thing. The bar stank of stale tobacco and sour beer, somehow more noticeable when the place was empty. “I’m looking for Mrs. Morton,” I told one of them.
“You from the papers?” she asked.
I shook my head. “I’m representing Kerrchem, the company who manufacture the cleanser Mr. Morton was using when he died.” Nothing like a bit of economy with the truth. Let them think I was here to talk about the compensation if they wanted.
The woman pursed her lips. “You’d better go on up, then.
It’s going to cost your lot plenty, killing Joey like that.“ She gestured toward a door marked ”Private“.
I smiled my thanks and opened the door onto a flight of stairs. The door at the top had a Yale, but when I tapped gently and turned the handle, it opened. “Hello?” I called.
From a doorway on my left, I could hear a voice say, “Hang on,” then the clatter of a phone being put down on a table. Gail Morton stuck her head through the doorway and said sharply, “Who are you? What are you doing up here?”
“The cleaners sent me up,” I said. “My name’s Kate Brannigan. I’m a private investigator working for Kerrchem.”
She frowned and cast a worried glance back through the doorway. “You’d better come through, then.” She moved back smartly into the room ahead of me and swiftly picked up the phone, swivelling so she could keep an eye on me. “I’ll call you back,” she said firmly. “There’s some private detective here from the chemical company. I’ll ring you after she’s gone… No, of course not,” she added sharply. Then, “Okay then, after one.” She replaced the phone and turned to face me, leaning against the table as if she were protecting the phone from hostile attack.
All my instincts told me that phone call was more than some routine condolence. Something was going on. Maybe it was nothing to do with anything, but my instincts have served me too well in the past to ignore them. I wanted to know just who she’d been talking to that needed to know a private eye was on the premises. “Sorry to interrupt,” I said. “Hope it wasn’t an important call.”
“You’d better sit down,” she said, ignoring the invitation I’d dangled in front of her.
The room was as much of a cliche as Gail Morton herself. Dralon three-piece suite, green-onyx-and-gilt coffee table and side tables, complete with matching ashtrays, cigarette box and table lighter. Naff lithographs in pastel shades of women who looked like they’d escaped from the pages of those true romance graphic novels. The room was dominated by a wide-screen TV, complete with satellite decoder. I chose the chair farthest away from Grail.
She moved away from the telephone table and sat down opposite me. She leaned forward to take a cigarette from the box on the table, her deep-cut blouse opening to reveal the tanned swell of her breasts. Philip Marlowe would have been entranced. Me, I felt faintly repelled. “So what have you come here for?” she asked. “Have they sent you to make me an offer?”
“I’m afraid not,” I said. “Kerrchem hired me to try to find out who tampered with their product.”
She gave a short bark of laughter. “Trying to crawl out from under, are they? Well, they’re not going to succeed. My lawyer says by the time we’re finished with your bosses, they’ll be lucky to have a pot to piss in.”
“I leave that sort of thing to the lawyers,” I said mildly. “They’re the only ones who can guarantee walking away rich after tragedies like this.” I thought I’d better remind her of her role as grieving widow.
“You’re not kidding,” she said, dragging deep on her cigarette. In the unkind daylight coming through the window, I could see the incipient lines round her mouth as she kissed the filter tip. It wouldn’t be long before her face matched her personality. “So what do you want to know?”
“I’ve got one or two questions you might be able to help me with. First off, can you remember who actually bought the KerrSter?”
“It could have been me or Joey,” she said. “We used to do the cash-and-carry run turn and turn about. KerrSter was one of the things that was always on the list, and we usually had a spare drum in the cupboard.” “Who made the last trip?”
“That was Joey,” she said positively. Given when the affected batch had gone out, that meant Joey had purchased the fatal drum.
“Where are your cleaning materials kept?” I asked.
“In a cupboard in the pub kitchen.”
“Is it locked?”
She looked at me scornfully. “Of course it’s not. There’s always spills and stuff in a pub. The staff need to be able to clean them up as and when they happen, not leave them for the cleaners.”
“So anybody who works in the pub would have access?”
“That’s right,” she said confidently. “That’s what I told the police.”
“What about private visitors, friends or business associates? Would they be able to get to the cupboard?”
“Why would they want to? Do your friends come round your office and start nosing about in the cleaner’s cupboard?” she asked aggressively.
“But in theory they could?”
“It’d be a bit obvious. When people come to visit, they don’t usually swan round the pub kitchen on their own. You must know some really funny people. Besides, how would they know Joey was going to open that particular container?”
Before I could ask my next question, a voice from the stairwell shouted, “Gail? There’s a delivery down here you need to sign for.”
Gail sighed and crushed out her cigarette. “I’ll be back in a minute.”
As soon as she left the room, I was on my feet. I wouldn’t be getting a second chance to check out what had set my antennae twitching. I took my tape recorder out of my bag and pressed the record button, then I picked up the phone and put the machine’s built-in mike next to the earpiece. Then I hit last number redial. The phone clicked swiftly through the numbers, then connected. A phone rang out. I let it ring a dozen times, then broke the connection and gently replaced the phone.
I heard steps on the stairs and threw myself back into my chair. When Gail entered the room, I was sitting demurely flicking through the pages of TV Times. “Sorted?” I asked politely.
“I hate paperwork,” she said. “But then, so did Joey, so we’ve got a little woman that comes in every week to keep the books straight.”
“Did your husband have any enemies?” I asked. Eat your heart out, Miss Marple.
“There were plenty of people Joey would happily have seen dead, most of them football managers. But people tended to like him. That was his big trouble. He was desperate to be liked. He’d never stand up for himself and make the bosses treat him properly. He just rolled over,” she said, years of bitterness spilling into her voice. “I told him, you’ve got to show them who’s in charge, but would he listen? No, he wouldn’t. Same with the brewery. I’d been on at him for ages to talk to them about our contract, but he just fobbed me off. Well, they’ll know a difference now it’s me they’ve got to deal with,” she added vigorously. Knowing the corporate claws of brewery chains, I thought Gail Morton was in for a nasty surprise.
“So, no enemies, no one who wanted him dead?”
“You’re barking up the wrong tree,” she told me. “You should be looking for somebody at that factory who has it in for their bosses. Joey just got unlucky.”
“You benefit from his death,” I commented.
Her eyes narrowed. “It’s time you were on your way,” she said. “I’m not sitting here listening to that crap in my own living room. Go on, get out.”
I can take a hint.