'Have you worked for Mr Jack long?'
'Long enough.'
'Hard work, being an MP, isn't it? I expect he needs to unwind from time to time – '
She stopped and glared at him. 'Not you too! You're as bad as that lot!' She gestured with the keys towards the gates and the figures beyond. 'I won't hear a word said against' Gregor.' She started walking again, more briskly now;
'He's a good employer then?'
'He's not like an employer at all. My mother's been ill. He gave me a bonus in the autumn so I could take her for a wee holiday down the coast. That's the sort of man he is.' There were tears in her eyes, but she forced them back. The reporters were passing cups between them, complaining about sugar or the lack of it. They didn't seem to expect much from the approach of the two figures.
'Talk to us, Helen.'
'A word with Gregor and we can all go home. We've got families to think of, you know.'
'I'm missing communion,' joked one of them.
'Yes, communion with your lunchtime pint,' returned another.
One of the local reporters – by the accents, there weren't many of them present – had recognized Rebus.
'Inspector, anything to tell us?' A few ears pricked up at that 'Inspector'.
'Yes,'- said Rebus, causing Helen Greig to stiffen. 'Bugger off.'
There were smiles at this and a few groans. The gates opened and were about to close, leaving Rebus on the outside again. But he pressed his weight against the gate and leaned towards the young woman, his mouth close to her ear.:
'I forgot, I'll have to go back in.'
'What?'
'I forgot, or rather Mr Jack did. He wanted me to check on his wife, in case she was taking the news badly…"
He waited for the notion of this to sink in. Helen Greig puckered her lips in a silent O. The notion had sunk in.
'Only,' Rebus went on, 'I forgot to get the address…"
She stood on her toes and, so the newsmen wouldn't hear, whispered into his ear: 'Deer Lodge. It's between Knockan-dhu and Tomnavoulin.'
Rebus nodded, and allowed her to close and lock' the gates. His curiosity was not exactly dispelled. In fact, he was more curious now than when he'd gone in. Knockandhu and Tomnavoulin: the names of a couple of malt whiskies. His head told him never to drink again. His heart told him differently…
Damn, he'd meant to phone Patience from Holmes' house, just to let her know he was on his way. Not that she kept him to an itinerary or anything… but all the same. He made for the reporter he recognized, the local lad, Chris Kemp.
'Hello, Chris. Got a phone in your car? Mind if I make a call…?'
'So,' said Dr Patience Aitken, 'how was your ménage à trois?'
'Not bad,' said Rebus, before kissing her loudly on the lips. 'How was your orgy?'
She rolled her eyes. 'Shop talk and overcooked lasagne.
You didn't manage home then?' Rebus looked blank. 'I tried phoning Marchmont, and you weren't there either. Your suit looks like you slept in it.'
'Blame the bloody cat.'
'Lucky?'
'He was doing the twist all over the jacket till I rescued it.'
'The twist? Nothing shows a man's true age more than his choice of dance step.'
Rebus was shedding the suit now. 'You haven't got any orange juice, have you?"
'Bit of a sore head? Time to stop the drinking, John.'
'Time to settle down, you mean.' He pulled off his trousers. 'All right if I take a bath?'
She was studying him. 'You know you don't have to ask.'
'No, but all the same, I like to ask.'
'Permission granted… as always. Did Lucky do that, too?' She was pointing to the scratches on his wrist.
'He'd be in the microwave if he had.'
She smiled. I'll see about the orange juice.'
Rebus watched her make for the kitchen. He attempted a dry-mouthed wolf-whistle. From nearby, one of the budgies showed him how to do it properly. Patience turned towards the budgie and smiled.
He lay down in the foaming bath and closed his eyes, breathing deeply, the way his doctor had told him to. Relaxation technique, he'd called it. He wanted Rebus to relax a bit more. High blood pressure, nothing serious, but all the same… Of course, there were pills he could take, beta-blockers. But the doctor was in favour of self-help. Deep relaxation. Self-hypnosis. Rebus had had half a mind to tell the doctor that his own father had been a hypnotist, that his brother still might be a professional hypnotist somewhere…
Deep breathing… emptying the mind,… relaxing the head, the forehead, the jaw, the neck muscles, the chest, the arms. Counting backwards down to zero… no stress, no strain…
At first, Rebus had accused the doctor of penny-pinching, of not wanting to give out costly drugs. But the damned thing seemed to work. He could help himself. He could help himself to Patience Aitken…
'Here you go,' she said, coming into the bathroom. She was holding a long thin glass of orange juice. 'As squeezed by Dr Aitken.'
Rebus slipped a sudsy arm around her buttocks, 'As squeezed by Inspector Rebus.'.
She bent down and kissed him on his head. Then touched a finger to his hair. 'You need to start using a conditioner, John. All the life's going out of your follicles.'
'That's because it's headed somewhere else.'
She narrowed her eyes. 'Down, boy,' she said. Then, before he could make a grab for her again, she fled from the bathroom. Rebus, smiling, settled further into the bath.
Deep breathing… emptying the mind… Had Gregor Jack been set up. If so, who by? And to what purpose? A scandal, of course. A political scandal, a front-page scandal. But the atmosphere in the Jack household had been… well, strange. Strained, certainly, but also cold and edgy, as though the worst were still to happen.
The wife… Elizabeth… something didn't seem right there. Something seemed very odd indeed. Background, he needed more background. He needed to be sure. The lodge address was fixed in his mind, but from what he knew of Highland police stations little good would come of phoning on a Sunday. Background… He thought again of Chris Kemp, the reporter. Yes, why not? Wake up, arms, wake up, chest, neck and head. Sunday was no time to be resting. For some people, Sunday was a day of work.
Patience stuck her head round the door. 'Quiet night in this evening?' she suggested. I'll cook us a -'
'Quiet night be damned,' Rebus said, rising impressively from the water. 'Let's go out for a drink.'
'You know me, John. I don't mind a bit of sleaze, but this place is cheapskate sleaze. Don't you think I'm worth better?'
Rebus pecked Patience's cheek, placed their drinks on the table, and sat down beside her. 'I got you a double,' he said.
'So I see.' She picked up the glass. 'Not much room for the tonic, is there?'
They were seated in the back room of the Horsehair public house on Broughton Street. Through the doorway could be seen the bar itself, noisy as ever. People who wanted to have a conversation seemed to place themselves like duellists a good ten paces away from the person they wanted to talk with. The result was that a lot of shouting went on, producing much crossfire and more crossed wires. It was noisy, but it was fun. The back room was quieter. It was a U-shaped arrangement of squashy seating (around the walls) and rickety chairs. The narrow lozenge-shaped tables were fixed to the floor. Rumour had it that the squashy seating had been stuffed with horsehair in the 1920s and not restuffed since. Thus the Horsehair, whose real and prosaic name had long since been discarded.
Patience poured half a small bottle of tonic water into her gin, while Rebus supped on a pint of IPA.
'Cheers,' she said, without enthusiasm. Then: 'I know damned fine that there's got to be a reason for this. I mean, a reason why we're here. I suppose it's to do with your work?'
Rebus put down the glass. 'Yes,' he said.