"Then he'll end up with a foot in his nose."
Susie let out a peal of laughter. "I hope I'm around to see it. Now then." She set the last plate aside. "You and me have work to do."
"Work?"
"I won't feel right leaving you here until I know you're protected." After drying her hands on the flowered tea towel, she walked over to pick up her purse. Out of the straw bag, she pulled a deadly-looking.38.
"Jesus Christ" was all Caroline could think of to say.
"This is a double-action Smith and Wesson. I like the feel of a revolver rather than an automatic."
"Is that-is it loaded?"
"Why, sure it is, honey." She blinked her big blue eyes. "Hell of a lot of good it would do me empty. I won the Fourth of July target shoot three years straight.
Burke can't decide whether to be proud or embarrassed that I can outshoot him."
"In your purse," Caroline said weakly. "You carry it in your purse."
"Since February I have. Have you ever fired a gun?"
"No." Instinctively, Caroline linked her hands behind her back. "No," she repeated.
"And you think you can't," Susie said briskly. "Well, let me tell you, honey, if someone was coming after you or yours, you'd fire quick enough. Now, I know your grand-daddy had a collection. Let's go pick one out."
Susie set her.38 on the kitchen table and started out.
"Susie." Baffled, Caroline hurried after her. "I can't pick out a gun the way I would a new dress."
"It's just as interesting." Susie strolled into the den, and tapping a finger against her lips, studied her choices. "We're going to start with a handgun, but I want you to practice loading that shotgun. It makes a statement."
"I bet."
Her eyes bright, she curled a hand around Caroline's arm. "Listen here, if someone comes along and bothers you, you step outside with this dove duster on your shoulder, point it mid-body, and you tell the sonofabitch you don't know diddly about shooting. If he doesn't hightail it fast, he deserves a load of buckshot."
With a half laugh Caroline sat on the arm of the easy chair. "You're serious about this."
"Down here we take care of ourselves. Now, this here's an old beauty." Susie opened the case and took out a handgun. "Colt forty-five, army issue. Bet he used this in the war." She broke open the gun with a finesse Caroline had to admire, and spun the empty chamber. "Clean as a whistle, too." After snapping the barrel back into place, she pointed it at the wall and pressed the trigger. "Good." Pulling open the drawer, she gave a satisfied cluck of her tongue as she saw the ammo. She tucked a box in her back pocket, then grinned at Caroline.
"Let's go kill some cans."
Special Agent Matthew Burns wasn't doing cartwheels at the prospect of working in a dusty little delta town. Burns was an urbanite born and bred, one who enjoyed an evening at the opera, a fine Châteauneuf, and a quiet afternoon strolling through the National Gallery.
He'd seen a good deal of ugliness in his ten years with the Bureau, and preferred to cleanse his emotional pallet with a taste of Mozart or Bach. He'd been looking forward to the end of the week, which would have included tickets to the ballet, a civilized dinner at Jean-Louis at the Watergate, and perhaps a tasteful and romantic interlude with his current companion.
Instead, he found himself driving into Innocence with his field kit and garment bag tucked into the trunk of a rental car that had a faulty air-conditioning pump.
Burns knew the case would create a media hullabaloo, and he certainly never doubted he was the appropriate man for the job. He specialized in serial killers. And with all due modesty, he'd be the first one to admit he was damn good.
Still, it irked him that his weekend had been ruined. It upset his sense of order that the Bureau's pathologist assigned to the case had been delayed by thunderstorms in Atlanta. He didn't trust some backwater coroner to perform a decent autopsy.
His irritation grew as he drove through town in the nearly airless car. It was just as he'd suspected-a few sweaty pedestrians, a couple of loose dogs, a huddle of dusty storefronts. There wasn't even a movie theater. He gave a little shudder at the faded hand-printed letters that spelled out chat 'n chew on the only restaurant in sight. Thank God he'd packed his own Krups coffee-maker.
A job was a job, he reminded himself as he pulled up in front of the sheriffs office. There were times one had to suffer in the pursuit of justice. Taking only his briefcase, and trying not to strangle in the heat, he meticulously locked his car.
When Jed Larsson's dog, Nuisance, wandered up to lift his leg on the front tire, Burns merely shook his head. He didn't doubt he'd find the manners of the two-legged residents equally crude.
"Nice car," Claude Bonny said from his perch in front of the rooming house. And spat.
Burns lifted one dark brow. "It serves."
"You selling something, son?"
"No."
Bonny exchanged looks with Charlie O'Hara and Pete Koons. O'Hara wheezed out a couple of breaths and squinted. "You'd be that FBI man from up north, then."
"Yes." Burns felt sweat slide down his back and prayed the town ran to an adequate dry cleaner.
"I used to watch that show with Efrem Zimbalist on it every week." Koons took a pull on his lemonade. "Damn good show, that one."
"Dragnet was better," Bonny stated. "Can't understand why they took it off the air. Don't make shows like that no more."
"If you'll excuse me," Burns said.
"Go on in, son." Bonny waved him on. "Sheriff's inside. Been there all morning. You catch that psycho that's killing our girls, and we'll string 'em up for you."
"Really, I don't-"
"Didn't that guy from Dragnet go on over to be a doctor on that M*A*S*H show?" O'Hara wondered. "Seems I recollect that."
"Jack Webb never played no doctor," Bonny said, taking it as a personal affront.
"No, t'other one. Little guy. My missus near to bust a gut watching that show."
"Good Lord," Burns said under his breath, and pushed open the door of the sheriffs office.
Burke was at his desk, the phone cupped between his chin and shoulder while he busily scrawled on a legal pad. "Yes, sir, the minute he gets here. I…" He looked up and identified Burns as quickly as he'd have separated a quail from a pheasant. "Hold on. You Special Agent Burns?"
"That's right." Following procedure, Burns pulled out his I.D. and flashed it.
"He just walked in," Burke said into the phone, then held it out. "It's your boss."
Burns set his briefcase aside and took the receiver. "Chief Hadley? Yes, sir, my e.t.a. was a bit off. There was a problem with the car in Greenville. Yes, sir. Dr. Rubenstein should be here by three. I'll be sure to do that. Just off the top, I'd say we'll need another phone, this appears to be a single line. And…" He placed a hand over the mouthpiece. "Do you have a fax machine?"
Burke ran his tongue around his teeth. "No, sir, I don't."
"And a fax machine," Burns continued into the receiver. "I'll call in as soon as I've done the preliminary and settled in. Yes, sir." He handed the phone back to Burke and checked the seat of the swivel chair before sitting. "Now then, you'd be Sheriff…"
"Truesdale, Burke Truesdale." The handshake was brief and formal. Burke caught a whiff of baby powder. "We've got a mess here, Agent Burns."
"So I'm informed. Three mutilations in four and a half months. No suspects."
"None." Burke barely caught himself before apologizing. "We figured a drifter, but with the last one… Then there's that one up in Nashville."
Burns steepled his hands. "You have files, I presume."
"Yeah." Burke started to rise.
"Not quite yet. You can fill me in orally as we go. I'll want to see the body."