“Gerald Mallory, Washington, DC, head vampire hunter, got a special weapons bill pushed through for us. We had a couple of preternatural marshals get killed when the newer grenades got doused by water.”
“I did hear about that,” Grimes said. “The vampires burned them alive and filmed it.”
“Yep,” I said. “They put it on YouTube before it got yanked. It was used to get the warrant for them and to get us some new toys.”
“Did you watch the film?” Rocco asked, and again there was too much weight to his gaze. I met it, but it made me fight not to wiggle. You’d think I was uncomfortable around him now. Nay, not me.
“No,” I said.
“Why not?” he asked.
I expected Grimes to tell him to stop, but no one came to my rescue. I was pretty sure they were still kicking my tires. Something about what I’d done in the other room with their head psychic had made them more serious about me.
I switched my gaze to Grimes to answer. “Been there, done that, didn’t want the T-shirt.”
“Explain,” Grimes said.
“I’ve seen people burned alive before, Lieutenant; I didn’t feel like seeing it again. Besides, once you’ve seen and smelled it in person, film really can’t compare.” I knew my gaze had gone a little angry, maybe even hostile. I didn’t care. I wasn’t interviewing here; I was here to do my job.
I went back to sorting through my bag.
“They are not going to let you walk into homicide with explosives,” Grimes said.
I spoke without looking up, “Not even a small one?”
“I doubt it,” he said.
“I’ll leave them here then,” I said, and started getting out things I thought they might allow me to carry.
I ended up with the guns lying in a line on the floor. The Mossberg 590A1 Bantam shotgun; a sawed-off that I’d had made, cut down from an Ithaca 37; Heckler amp; Koch’s MP5, my favorite submachine gun; and Smith amp; Wesson’s MP9c. I was still wearing the Browning BDM, which had replaced my Browning Hi-Power for concealed carry. The BDM had fewer knobbly bits to catch on clothing. Though honestly, the S amp;W was the best of the three for concealed carry, but then that was one of the niches it was built to fill.
I laid the blades out next. The machete that was my favorite for beheading, mostly chickens, but I’d used it on vampires a time or two. The two smaller blades that fitted into wrist sheaths. They had higher silver content than a normal knife. They were also balanced for my hands. They sat on the floor in their custom sheaths, fitted for my muscular but small forearms. I had one extra knife that was an in-between size that I’d started carrying since they made me wear the vest. It fitted into the Velcro straps of the MOLLE system on the vest.
Ammunition next, laying out extra magazines for each gun. I liked to have at least two per gun. Three was better, but it was a matter of space. For the shotgun I had a stock mag attached to the butt of the Mossberg that held extra shells. I had a box of shells per shotgun, too.
The last thing was two wooden stakes and a small mallet. That was all that would fit on me and in the backpack.
“That’s not a lot of wooden stakes,” Hooper said.
“I don’t use the stakes unless it’s a morgue execution; then legally that’s one of the approved methods for carrying out the warrant. But honestly, you just have to take the heart and the head, even in the morgue. Most executioners use blades or metal spikes; they go through meat and bone easier than wood.”
“You don’t use the stakes for hunts?” Grimes asked.
“Almost never,” I said.
The three men exchanged a look.
“I take it from that look that your local executioner was a stake-and-hammer man.”
“We were told that most of them are,” Grimes said.
I smiled and shook my head. “That’s the official line, Lieutenant, but trust me, most of us are silver-bullet-and-blade men.”
“Tony didn’t believe that any vampire was really dead until he staked them,” Rocco said.
I picked up the Mossberg. “All you have to do is take the heart and head. Trust me, every gun sitting here will do the job.”
“Even the Smith and Wesson?” Rocco asked.
“I’d have to reload, but eventually, yeah.”
“How many times would you have to reload?” Grimes asked.
I looked down at the Smith amp; Wesson. “The Browning has to be reloaded twice, and it holds about twice as much as the Smith and Wesson, so probably I’d have to reload four times, but I could do it. Waste a hell of a lot of ammo, though.” I lifted the Mossberg. “The shotguns and the MP5 are my choice for an actual execution, but I can do it with almost everything in my kit.” I looked down at everything. “I wouldn’t actually want to try to decapitate someone with either of the wrist sheath knives, but they’ll reach most vampires’ hearts.”
I put the shotgun down and opened another bag. I got my vest and helmet out. I really hated the helmet, even more than the vest. I was up against things that could tear my head off my body, so the helmet seemed a little silly to me, but it was part of the new SOP for us. I couldn’t wait to see what they’d make us wear, or carry, next.
“So you just have the stakes because they insist on you carrying some of them,” Grimes said.
“I follow the rules, Lieutenant, even if I don’t agree with them.”
“I don’t see any metal spikes,” Hooper said.
“I don’t do morgue stakings if I can help it, and outside that, I trust the guns.” I took off my suit jacket and started taking off my shoulder rig. It wouldn’t fit under the vest, or rather I couldn’t get to the weapons on the rig once the vest went over everything.
“Wait,” Grimes said.
I turned and looked at him.
“Move your hair off your back, please.”
I moved the nearly waist-length hair so they could see my back. I knew what he’d seen.
“That knife is almost as long as you are from shoulder to waist,” he said, “and you’ve been wearing it the whole time.”
“Yep.” I let my hair fall back, and like magic, the blade was nearly invisible. Add a suit jacket or a heavy shirt, and it was.
“You have any more surprises on you, Marshal Blake?” he asked.
“No.”
“How easy is it to draw?”
“Easy enough that I’ve had this sheath design redone for me three times, so I could keep carrying it this way.”
“Why do you need to have it redone?” Rocco asked.
“Emergency room trips. They always cut everything off if you aren’t able-bodied enough to stop them.”
“That where you got the arm scars?” Hooper asked.
I looked down at my arms, as if I’d just noticed the old injuries. I touched the mound of scar tissue at my left elbow. “Vampire.” I touched the thin scars that started just below it. “Shapeshifted witch.” The cross-shaped burn scar was criss-crossed by the scars, so the cross was a little crooked on one side. “Human servants of a vampire. They branded me. Thought it was funny.” I turned to my right arm. “Knife fight with a master vampire’s human servant.” I undid my belt so that I could slip the shoulder rig off, then I held the rig with the gun and knife still on it and used my other hand to lower my shirt from one shoulder. “Same vampire that did my elbow bit through my collarbone, broke it.” I pushed the shoulder of my shirt up to show the small shiny scar on it. “Bad guy’s girlfriend shot me.” Then I smiled, because what else could I do. “We’ll have to be better friends for you to see the other scars.”
Grimes and Hooper looked a little uncomfortable, but Rocco didn’t. We’d passed the point where a little hint could embarrass us. We’d already seen too far inside each other’s private lives for that to faze either of us. It was a strange, instant kind of intimacy, what we’d done. I didn’t like it much. I couldn’t tell how Rocco felt about it. He hadn’t liked me peeking at him and his wife, that was all I knew for sure.
I started to put on the vest.